Would you ever possibly consider hitting that? C’mon, he’s the poor woman’s Fabio! Just with a paunch, bad skin and a few more years on him…heh.
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Witness Kimberly Lum says she passed by Tim’s truck in a bank parking lot, noticing that a male was in the vehicle, masturbating. Lun says she did not see his face. She reported him to the bank’s security guard who approached Tim and asked him to get dressed and step out of his truck. That’s when Tim raced out of the parking lot, nearly hitting the man and fleeing the scene. He later turned himself in.
He has been charged with indecent exposure and terroristic threatening.
Now for Tim’s side.
Tim claims that he had spilled orange juice on himself, in the crotch area no doubt, so he pulled into the parking lot to clean himself up and change pants. He says he then had to crawl into the backseat, where he had spare clothing, and changed twice before finding a pair that fit. That’s when he says he noticed he had not finished cleaning up the mess and continued wiping up his groin area.
His lawyer claims to have an expert ready to testify saying that there was, in fact, orange juice present on his pants. He is also saying that his client did not attempt to run down the officer, but instead was swerving to miss a newspaper vending machine and curb.
Who knows where this trial is going, but it’s been awfully fishy since the beginning. Sounds like Tim Chapman is trying to use the OJ card…and we all know how far that can get you.
[Mahalo, Emmett]
“Enjoyed your pics [of Duane Chapman, aka 'Dog the bounty Hunter']. I was there. I was laughing at Beth. What a friggin lunatic. That woman was out of control. I was recording digital video if it. Posted it on youtube. I attached a couple of stills from the video for your amusement. I stopped in Dakine Bail Bonds today on my way home from a Dr appt. Wrote about it on a group I just started on a whim.
Aloha,
Mike”
Follow Up Email from Mike-
“Hi Spicy
Turning left off Vineyard St. onto Queen Emma I recalled DaKine Bail Bonds was somewhere nearby. After taking a few steps I looked up, and there it was on my left.
At first I was puzzled as the place was so small and run-down looking. There was a hole in the dirty besmudged shop front glass sporting the DaKine logo, could this be it??? It was difficult for me to believe that a Nationwide show could revolve a
round such a dive. Being one who doesn’t fear wading through the seamier side of life, I went in.
First thing I noticed was the humidity and stink of moldiness. I almost walked out thinking it was too much and possibly dangerous to my health, but curiosity overrode my instinct for self-preservation. Eventually I got accustomed to it, sort of like how we can tolerate our own flatulance.
Dog wasn’t there, but a cardboard cut-out of him was, in front of which stood 3 people. The older couple spoke with an accent that reminded me of Texas and
were obvious tourists. The younger blonde haired fella turned out to be a Dog family member. The Texans left and I had a chance to rapport with the progeny. He was a young fella, multi-tasking behind a computer laden desk, answering phone calls, blogging his MySpace and answering my questions. I asked him about 2 mug shots posted on the wall and he said they were old cases posted for the tourists. The real “Wanted Wall” was behind the locked door that only Dog and whoever he lets in has access to. 
The phone rang. “You need a $300,000.00 bond? Sure we can do that for you.”…pause…”It’ll cost you $30,000.” He hangs up. He was gleeful at the idea of DaKine making $30,000.00. I noticed he didn’t write down any information. The phone call was too brief to be legit and the Bond amount was the same that Dog had to come up with, $300,000.00. I didn’t have the heart to tell him he may have just been spoofed. He may have been 20 and acted like a kid that needed some guidance, (lots of trash talk, over-animated body language) but my impression was that his intention was good. His best bet would be to join the Military. At least there he’d have better role models and a chance to become a man. So I spent a little more time in the fat black leather chair betweenthe big screen tv and potted tree that had a huge water stained carpet under it (over watering? leak from outside?) and figured I’d seen enough. So I left. Here’s a few photos of the outside.
Mike”
Thanks Mike!
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Dog the Bounty Hunter (Duane Chapman,) his son Leland and brother Tim, posted bail Friday.
Dog was released on $300,000 bail, while Leland and Tim were released on $100,000 bail each. Dog made his way through a crowd of fans and reporters as he left the Federal Building and entered an SUV. He thanked his fans while Beth kept screaming at him to “Shut up.” Beth is always screaming and she was sure fired up this time. 
She even attacked members of the media as they swarmed the family
In between her yelling Dog did manage to get a few words in.
“We’re glad for our support, we’re glad for everything. Everyone loves us, thank you very much. If it wasn’t for the people that love us, we don’t know what would have happened. We love America. The federal marshals treated us with great respect. But let me tell you, you never want to go to a federal prison because it’s terrible.”
When asked if he will be cleared of the charges, he said, “Absolutely, brah. Absolutely.”
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Afternoon Briefs – Your Mid Day Smack Dose
A mummified body was found where “CSI: NY”
was filming in LA on Tuesday. The body has not yet been identified. It was found while filming. It just so happens that an episode titled “Not What It Looks Like,” about the discovery of a mummified body, was filmed just last month. That episode is scheduled to air on Sept. 27. Los Angeles Police Department’s Public Information office said that a body was found in the vicinity, but did not confirm the exact location.
Christie Brinkley has officially filed for divorce from her husban
d Peter Cook who 2 months ago had cheated on her with an 18 year old. “I can neither confirm nor deny it,” says Brinkley’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, Thursday morning. They were married in 1996, and have an 8-year-old daughter, Sailor. Cook adopted Brinkley’s son, Jack, now 11. Cook made a public apology to his wife in the Cindy Adams gossip column soon after news of his alleged affair hit the town. Cook had said in the column that he would respect Brinkley’s wishes, whatever they may be. “He hopes there’s no divorce,” that lawyer told the Post. “IF she wants one, and he certainly hopes this doesn’t happen, but IF – it will not be nasty.”
Dog Chapman as well as son 
Leland and brother Tim were arrested early this morning in Hawaii by US Marshals. They are being charged with kidnapping. Dog’s publicist Mona Wood has confirmed the news. MSNBC reports that Mexico had issued an arrest warrant for Dog after he allegedly ‘kidnapped’ Max Factor heir and serial rapist, Andrew Luster, three years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Luster is now serving a 124-year sentence. A&E released the following statement, “A&E supports Dog and his family during this difficult time and is proud of his role in helping to bring a convicted serial rapist to justice.” Bounty Hunting is considered a crime in Mexico.
Jennifer Aniston topped People magazine’s list of best-dressed women of 2006 for her natural and down to earth fashion style. People dubbed her ‘The Natural’. The annual best- and worst-dressed issue hits newsstands this Friday.
Patrick Dempsey and wife, 
Jillian, are expecting their second child. The ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star and his wife have a daughter, Talulah. Dempsey plays Dr. Derek Shepherd, also known as as the gorgeous ‘Dr. McDreamy’ to his female colleagues on the show. He’s really blossomed. He wasn’t much to look at when he was younger.
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