Howard Stern ruined any chance of ever copping a feel on Dolly Parton after he spliced segments of her new audio book and made it sound as though she were hurling disgusting racial slurs - and other, well, pretty f*cked up stuff!

[Head over to Defamer to listen to the audio.]

Stern edited Parton’s voice to make it sound as though she were talking about things such as how much she loves (n-word) cock, she accuses Kenny Rogers of pissing into (*ugh*) young boys a**holes, and says she had sex with Minnie Pearl’s dead corpse.

Ok, now I have a pretty wicked sense of humor, can hang with the boys and talk like a sailor, but I don’t find this bit to be very funny. It’s incredibly juvenile and sounds like something 14-year old boys would splice together. And I can never find a justification in using the N-word. I’m surprised Robin, as a seemingly strong black woman, puts up with that sh*t. Funny what people will do for money and fame..

Let me add that I am against censorship, so I am not going to start screaming about how Howard should be banned and all that bullsh*t. Dolly’s a big girl, I think she’ll handle herself just fine on this one.

Speaking of, she released a statement regarding the bit, and of course, she is embarrassed and pissed.

“I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this….If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”

Someone should make a tape of Howard’s girlfriend talking about her loose vag, or of Robin talking about how much Howard c*ck she chokes down in order to keep her job. Or maybe of Artie sucking another fat guy off for a baggie of blow. Hmm…now that would be funny!

Do you recognize these stars as they were in 1977?

“I always say if I, you know, if I see something sagging, dragging or bagging, I’m going to go have it stuffed, tucked or plucked.”

-Dolly Parton is obsessed with cosmetic surgery.

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Beth Ditto performing Dolly Parton’s ‘I Will Always Love You’ in a blonde wig at the 2nd Annual Dolly Parton Night, a fundraiser for the Siren Nation Women’s Music and Arts Festival in Portland, Oregon.

Dolly fans in the Washington D.C. area along with the Richmond, VA area are breathing a sigh of relief.

During a broadcast on the ‘Elliot in the Morning’ show yesterday a caller (who was put through) said that he had heard on FOX news that Dolly had passed away due to congestive heart failure. The idiots aired it and fans called other radio stations to confirm the news. Reality is that the 60 year old Ms. Parton is fine, and has not left us.

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