Donald Trump and wife Melania at the 68th Annual American Ballet Theatre Spring Gala, NYC, trying to look all gangsta..

It looks like we will be finding out just how badly Donald Trump wants ratings for his next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

Infamous wife murderer and former Heisman winner Orenthal James Simpson is doing his best to persuade Mr. Trump and NBC to allow him to appear on the hit show.

A source told the New York Post, “Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious. There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”

Oh, just a little! Bitch please. The only way they should allow Simpson on that show is if he was to be used as a prop in one of the tasks. Maybe he could be bent over an examination table and people could pay to stick a cattle prod up his ass or something.

Now that sh*t would bring in ratings. Heh.

“I would imagine that being her son is not fun. I know Rosie very well… She’s a very bad person.”

- Donald Trump takes another swing at Rosie O’Donnell after The Globe reported that she ‘bullies’ her 12-year-old son.

“Gene tried to pick up my beautiful daughter Ivanka. Now Gene’s a friend of mine and he’s a great guy, (but) I don’t want him with Ivanka.”

- Donald Trump on his former ‘apprentice’ Gene Simmons.

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Our favorite bitter-beer face, Donald Trump, will be making an appearance tonight on “Late Night with David Letterman” to promote his new reality show,“Celebrity Apprentice.”

Trump sounds off on a multitude of people and things, one being the writer’s strike. He says that, “David Letterman has handled it very well. I think they’re all handling it well. It’s a tough situation.”

But when asked about Jamie Lynn and Britney Spears, Trump wasn’t so enthusiastic.

“I don’t know what’s going on with that family. That family seems to be a mess. It’s a shame….You always have to blame the parents, at least to a degree. But ultimately they’re almost old enough to make a decision.”

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“I watched Larry King before they were married and Larry said ‘Sir Paul, are you going to have a prenuptial agreement?’ Paul said, ‘I don’t want one because we’re deeply in love’. I thought, ‘What a mistake. This guy is a schmuck’.”

- Donald Trump on Sir Paul McCartney’s decision to not have a pre-nup with ex-wife Heather Mills

Paris, Kathy and Nicky Hilton circa 1987

Ahhh…1987. What a year.

The year Aretha Franklin was the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, The Simpsons first appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show, Hustler magazine vs. Falwell was heard in Supreme Court, and Prozac made it’s debut in the United States.

The top song of the year was George Michael’s ‘Faith’, the number one grossing movie of the year was ‘Three Men and a Baby’ and everyone was watching ‘The Cosby Show’ on television.

Here’s a handful of stars who are still around today, twenty years ago..

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Donald Trump wants Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears for Celebrity Apprentice, if he succeeds it’ll definitely be the most watched reality show ever. But it’ll never happen. (HBW)

Hot bitches are all over this season’s ‘24′! (ASL)

Top Ten pornographic images for women…funny! (JRTT)

Drew Barrymore is too hot to be with him! (CWS)

Kimora Lee Simmons is a leech (GS)

Kimberly Stewart’s saggy lump of an ass (FC)

Oh gawd, is Jerry O’Connell whipped or what!? (HC)

Fergie Ferg wears the weirdest sh*t! (IBBB)

I don’t care what you say, Sean Penn is sexy (CR)

Cool scans from Fashion Rocks magazine (PB)

Keira Knightley bores the hell out of me (EBG)

Anthony Kiedis and lucky girlfriend (CP)

Al Qaeda f***ers are morons on YouTube and in life in general (ABH)

Hayden Panettiere turns 18, I don’t know why all the pervs care, they’ll never get a piece (BS)

Nas and Kelis shopping (POTP)

Ugly Betty with very wet armpits…ewww (ND)

They are still using old pics of Britney Spears for promotions (CDL)

I don’t know who Natasha Hamilton is, but she’s in a bikini (JIYH)

Jake Gyllenhaal always looks good (TMS)

Sienna Miller topless on beach (TB)

Check out this mobile marketing video (UGIF)

When Flavor of Love’s Deelishis sits down bitch is three feet taller (Bossip)

Diamonds are forever (Amazinix)

Jackson Blue’s Celebrity Dirt, isn’t he a babe? (JBCD)