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Donald Trump says he never offered arch-nemesis Rosie O’Donnell a spot on his upcoming show Celebrity Apprentice.

Rumors have been swirling about Trump possibly offering Rosie a spot in order to mend their ridiculous rivalry. However, Trump says it is simply not true and used the opportunity to bash her yet again.

“It’s a good idea. Because I would fire her fat ass. She would definitely not last more than one show . . . I would love to fire Rosie, but I don’t want her on the show.

“Everybody has been calling me and driving me crazy because they want to be on the show. We’ll be announcing who we’ve chosen maybe over the next three or four weeks.”

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“I’ve always had a great admiration for your business sense and I’ve read all your books and learned from them.Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact?

I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions, not opinions!”

-Dina Lohan responding to Donald Trump’s advice to Lindsay Lohan that she “get a new set of parents”.

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"Rosie always talks about gun control, and then she shows her daughter
wearing bullets all over. I think Rosie
O’Donnell is a disgrace and she should be ashamed of herself."

-Donald Trump in response to Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter, Vivian, posing as a soldier in a recent photograph

"We have a difference of opinion, Donald and I. He likes his women thin and silent. I like large and loud. Every time I saw Trump on one of those shows saying I was fat and unappealing, I’m like, ‘Pass the Doritos.’"

-Rosie O’Donnell on Donald Trump

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The Gallery of the Absurd has been hard at work making this years Valentine’s Day cards.

My favorite has got to be Lindsay Lohan’s. There is also George W. Bush and Donald Trump to chose from.

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Source: GalleryoftheAbsurd

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