“Gene tried to pick up my beautiful daughter Ivanka. Now Gene’s a friend of mine and he’s a great guy, (but) I don’t want him with Ivanka.”

- Donald Trump on his former ‘apprentice’ Gene Simmons.

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Our favorite bitter-beer face, Donald Trump, will be making an appearance tonight on “Late Night with David Letterman” to promote his new reality show,“Celebrity Apprentice.”

Trump sounds off on a multitude of people and things, one being the writer’s strike. He says that, “David Letterman has handled it very well. I think they’re all handling it well. It’s a tough situation.”

But when asked about Jamie Lynn and Britney Spears, Trump wasn’t so enthusiastic.

“I don’t know what’s going on with that family. That family seems to be a mess. It’s a shame….You always have to blame the parents, at least to a degree. But ultimately they’re almost old enough to make a decision.”

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“I watched Larry King before they were married and Larry said ‘Sir Paul, are you going to have a prenuptial agreement?’ Paul said, ‘I don’t want one because we’re deeply in love’. I thought, ‘What a mistake. This guy is a schmuck’.”

- Donald Trump on Sir Paul McCartney’s decision to not have a pre-nup with ex-wife Heather Mills

Paris, Kathy and Nicky Hilton circa 1987

Ahhh…1987. What a year.

The year Aretha Franklin was the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, The Simpsons first appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show, Hustler magazine vs. Falwell was heard in Supreme Court, and Prozac made it’s debut in the United States.

The top song of the year was George Michael’s ‘Faith’, the number one grossing movie of the year was ‘Three Men and a Baby’ and everyone was watching ‘The Cosby Show’ on television.

Here’s a handful of stars who are still around today, twenty years ago..

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Donald Trump wants Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears for Celebrity Apprentice, if he succeeds it’ll definitely be the most watched reality show ever. But it’ll never happen. (HBW)

Hot bitches are all over this season’s ‘24′! (ASL)

Top Ten pornographic images for women…funny! (JRTT)

Drew Barrymore is too hot to be with him! (CWS)

Kimora Lee Simmons is a leech (GS)

Kimberly Stewart’s saggy lump of an ass (FC)

Oh gawd, is Jerry O’Connell whipped or what!? (HC)

Fergie Ferg wears the weirdest sh*t! (IBBB)

I don’t care what you say, Sean Penn is sexy (CR)

Cool scans from Fashion Rocks magazine (PB)

Keira Knightley bores the hell out of me (EBG)

Anthony Kiedis and lucky girlfriend (CP)

Al Qaeda f***ers are morons on YouTube and in life in general (ABH)

Hayden Panettiere turns 18, I don’t know why all the pervs care, they’ll never get a piece (BS)

Nas and Kelis shopping (POTP)

Ugly Betty with very wet armpits…ewww (ND)

They are still using old pics of Britney Spears for promotions (CDL)

I don’t know who Natasha Hamilton is, but she’s in a bikini (JIYH)

Jake Gyllenhaal always looks good (TMS)

Sienna Miller topless on beach (TB)

Check out this mobile marketing video (UGIF)

When Flavor of Love’s Deelishis sits down bitch is three feet taller (Bossip)

Diamonds are forever (Amazinix)

Jackson Blue’s Celebrity Dirt, isn’t he a babe? (JBCD)

Donald Trump says he never offered arch-nemesis Rosie O’Donnell a spot on his upcoming show Celebrity Apprentice.

Rumors have been swirling about Trump possibly offering Rosie a spot in order to mend their ridiculous rivalry. However, Trump says it is simply not true and used the opportunity to bash her yet again.

“It’s a good idea. Because I would fire her fat ass. She would definitely not last more than one show . . . I would love to fire Rosie, but I don’t want her on the show.

“Everybody has been calling me and driving me crazy because they want to be on the show. We’ll be announcing who we’ve chosen maybe over the next three or four weeks.”

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“I’ve always had a great admiration for your business sense and I’ve read all your books and learned from them.Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact?

I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions, not opinions!”

-Dina Lohan responding to Donald Trump’s advice to Lindsay Lohan that she “get a new set of parents”.

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"Rosie always talks about gun control, and then she shows her daughter
wearing bullets all over. I think Rosie
O’Donnell is a disgrace and she should be ashamed of herself."

-Donald Trump in response to Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter, Vivian, posing as a soldier in a recent photograph

"We have a difference of opinion, Donald and I. He likes his women thin and silent. I like large and loud. Every time I saw Trump on one of those shows saying I was fat and unappealing, I’m like, ‘Pass the Doritos.’"

-Rosie O’Donnell on Donald Trump

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