It looks like there is trouble in paradise for these two douchebags.

Early this morning, like at the crack of dawn when the only people that are up are tweakers and geekers, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into quite a brawl at her home. The couple were screaming and yelling in her driveway, so loudly that a neighbor called the police saying that “drunk people were arguing”.

At one point Doug went to get in his car and leave and Paris cried and screamed, “Don’t go! Don’t go!” in her driveway. He ended up staying, but not before they took a couple push and shoves at each other. Then the police showed up.

Nothing much came of it. Cops talked with Paris and left soon after.

Maybe she tried to stick an uncooked noodle up his ass and he didn’t take to it too well. Totally random thought, I know, but remember when Denis Rodman decided to divorce Carmen Electra because she did that to him? Heh. Yeah there was no exciting, snarky way to end this lame story. SO I had to spice it up somehow!

Mmmm. Pasta for lunch, bitches.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are both Dorothy from Wizard of Oz.

More like Doug is dressed as Paris, who’s dressed as Dorothy. Cuz, you know, Dorothy has red hair.

Paris had a Halloween party Friday night and for some dumb reason Doug thought it would be funny to wear the same costume as his girlfriend. Thank gawd he didn’t wear the exact dress, but still.

Guys, would you ever wear the same costume as your girlfriend, or hell-to-the-no?

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have split after four months.

Paris’ publicist confirms: “In response to inquiries on whether Paris Hilton has split with Doug Reinhardt, we can confirm this is true. They are no longer together. They remain friends and we ask that you please respect their privacy. Paris will not discuss the relationship further.”

The couple, who loved to display affection publicly, once talked of marriage. In fact it wasn’t too long ago that Paris gushed, “He’s going to be my husband.”

We knew better. It wasn’t the first and it probably won’t be the last time that Hilton claims she has met the man of her dreams.

Just put another notch in the heiresses belt.. NEXT!

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leave the premiere of ‘Rex’ at Cinespace.

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were asked to leave a Cannes party aboard a yacht after they were caught sneaking away to the bathroom for a quickie.

Paris was invited, and later told to leave by, Elton John’s boyfriend, David Furnish.

A source told UK gossip rag, Mirror:

“David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend’s yacht. As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior.

Everyone congratulated the captain.”

Of course they did! And I bet they all talked about her and her slimy boyfriend for the rest of the evening.

I hope they bleached that boat down afterward!

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Paris Hilton poses for photographers with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt on the beach in Cannes.

Afterwards the couple headed to Le Croisette promenade.

The couple were very cozy – despite reports they had a huge fight last week that involved police.

Paris is still wearing those stupid headbands and tablecloth halter dresses while doing elasti-woman poses.

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt’s relationship is not as picture perfect as they would like you to believe.

Paris moved in with Doug Monday and already there is trouble in paradise. In fact, the couple were involved in a terrible screaming match so loud, that police were called at 1 A.M. this morning.

When police arrived, both Paris and Doug refused to open the front gates for them. So they hopped the fence and knocked on the door. The couple answered and police calmed them down and stopped the screaming.

Sources say that the couple attended an event earlier in the evening and were seen arguing.

Paris is making a definite impression on her neighbors, the night she moved in they hosted a huge, loud party and one of the party goers took it upon themselves to key a bunch of cars.

Douggie douche seems like a real prick to me. I wouldn’t doubt if he was the massively jealous type with rage. He just strikes me as being weird like that..

Paris and Doug at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch, Paramount Studios, Hollywood, CA, May 14, 2009.

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Paris Hilton and meat-head boyfriend Doug Reinhardt frolic around town, looking disgustingly happy and sucking face everywhere they go.

The couple ate at Koi, then headed to the My House lounge.

Paris looks like a dude from behind.

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt after dining at the Wolseley restaurant in London.

The couple have been seen together at a number of European destinations.

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