Archive for the ‘Drunk Celebrities’ Category

Please Tell Me This is Just a Bad Pic!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Daily Mail published this photograph of Colin Farrell, 32, looking like a manorexic barfly!

The pic was taken last weekend in Spain. It shows Colin looking terribly bony and gaunt with his eyes bugging out.

Has Colin been partying his ass off and skipping lunches or what? He looks sick, really. His clothes are just draping off him! He used to rock quite a bod, but it looks like that’s changed.

I am hoping this pic is just one of those terrible shots that the paps live for - and not proof of Colin drinking/snorting himself to death!

Pop Another Pill, Paula!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Once again, Paula Abdul is loaded on American Idol…shocking, I know.

Geeze, someone get this bitch into rehab! She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the wall!

TMZ is also reporting that Ms. Abdul was seen enjoying at least one martini at lunch, around 1pm. Remember, all martinis are doubles..at the minimum. So mix that with a Vicodin or two and BAM! Numb as f*ck.

Cameras caught up with Abdul outside the restaurant, which had a big ol’ “Happy Hour’ sign out front. Paula was wearing sunglasses and chewing gum - probably hide her fire breath, and was a little unstable on her feet. This was four hours before taping for American Idol was to begin.

Check it out.

Latest Celebrity DUI - Angie Everhart

Monday, April 28th, 2008

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Former model Angie Everhart was arrested last Thursday in the early morning hours for DUI.

She was held on $15,000 bail and was released later that morning. Rumor has it that the red haired beauty and Joe Pesci, who became engaged last summer, broke up this weekend.

A source said that Angie begged cops to take her to a bathroom so she could avoid pissing herself, and believe it or not, the police obliged by driving her to a nearby restaurant. Have you ever heard of that before? Usually they’ll just let you marinate yourself. If you have to pee that bad, you’re probably f*cked up.

Angie’s court date is set for May 15th.

Richie Sambora Formally Charged With DUI, But Why Not Child Endangerment?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Richie Sambora was formally charged with driving under the influence today after being arrested March 25th.

He is facing two misdemeanor counts of DUI and driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit. His BAC registered .13.

Sambora, 48, was pulled over in Laguna Beach after he was spotted drifting over the yellow line. He was accompanied by a woman and two children. One of the children is believed to have been Sambora and Heather Locklear’s child, Ava, who was released to her mother after the incident.

Police requested that the district attorney also charge the Bon Jovi rocker with child endangerment, but for some bizarre reason prosecutors don’t think they have enough evidence to make a strong case against him.

“The charge of DUI in itself indicates you have endangered yourself and others. There would have needed to be additional aggravating circumstances to charge that.”

Now, I’m no lawyer, but isn’t a DUI reason enough? WTF? Are they serious? Because he didn’t crash his car he didn’t put the child’s life in danger? BULLSH*T! He was driving with almost DOUBLE the legal limit!

Just for fun I did a little research to see what other ‘child endangerment’ cases have made the news lately in California, just for comparison. Check them out and then YOU tell ME if it’s fair that Sambora is not being charged with this offense. Keep in mind that I tried to find cases in which there were no injuries or accidents. Apples to apples.

  • This woman turned onto a freeway off-ramp then realized she went the wrong way. She made a U-turn to get off the ramp and was spotted by an officer.  She had a 5-year-old child in the car and was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She is facing child endangerment charges.  (LINK)
  • In Bakersfield at a security checkpoint, a man believed to be intoxicated with a small boy in the vehicle was arrested and charged with DUI and child endangerment. (LINK)

I don’t know. It just doesn’t make sense to me. After all the energy and education that has been put forth to try and hinder drunk driving I think it is a slap in the face to those who may have lost a child in a DUI accident or to those trying to uphold the law.

I Hear Rehab Calling His Name

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

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Richie Sambora is the latest celebrity DUI offender.

He was pulled over last night at approximately 11pm in Laguna Beach for driving erratically. He failed multiple field sobriety tests and was arrested. Police say there was no indication of drugs.

Sambora attended rehab last summer after having finalized a divorce with Heather Locklear, breaking up with Denise Richards and mourning his father’s death.

How many times do I have to say it?! Drivers, bitches! Hire a f*cking DRIVER!

UPDATE: Sambora had his 10 year-old daughter, Ava, another juvenile, and a female adult passenger in the car at the time of his arrest!  Police reportedly contacted Ava’s mother, Heather Locklear, who said it was okay for the female passenger to drive her daughter home.  If Sambora was found to be driving drunk he may be charged with two counts of child endangerment.

(Mugshot from TMZ.)

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Nothing Gets in the Way of Pamela Anderson’s Partying

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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With Pamela Anderson’s busy schedule it can’t be easy juggling career, children..and partying.

So how exactly does she do it? It’s simple really, she just doesn’t sleep.

Anderson says she insists on having breakfast with her two sons even if she’s been up all night partying.

She says, “Usually I get in around three or four in the morning, and I’m up at 6:30am with my kids making breakfast, 8am at school.”

Anderson adds that she has no time for men right now because she’s too busy being a mom. She says, “It’s (motherhood) taking up a lot of time.”

Motherhood is what’s taking a lot of time? So coming in wasted from a party at 4AM has nothing to do with it, right? Egad. You just KNOW we are going to be seeing Dylan and Brandon on the party circuit in a few years. They’ll probably be pimpin’ their mom out.

Heh.

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Who Let Gary Busey In?

Monday, February 25th, 2008

No one wanted to have anything to do with Gary Busey yesterday on the red carpet at the Academy Awards.

Especially after he manhandled Jennifer Garner, (who looked amazing) kissing her on the neck while she was doing an interview with Ryan Seacrest.

Busey was most likely bombed when he screamed, “Ryan Seacrest! I have been looking for you for years!” But Ryan had Jennifer on the line and quickly moved from Gary back to her. It’s funny how when Seacrest briefly chats with Busey how Gary’s ‘date’ (green dress) steps up to the plate like she wants to get a prime spot with the camera only to have Seacrest turn his back on her. Heh.

The whole scene is reminiscent of Courtney Love interrupting Madonna’s interview before the 1995 MTV Music Awards. One of my all time favorite awards show trainwrecks.

Watch Lindsay Lohan Fall

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan falls as she leaves Villa in WeHo Saturday night.

Looks like she may have had one too many ‘bottles of water’.

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