A possibly intoxicated Brandon Davis crashed into singer Pink’s car last night afte leaving a liquor store on Sunset Blvd.

With paparazzi at the front of his car, Davis attempted to back out of the parking space before pulling forward. However, he didn’t look very hard before doing so.

He crashed his black Mercedes smack into a BMW belonging to Pink, who exited The Viper Room shortly after.

Paparazzi alerted her to the situation and she confronted the oil heir, who gave her his insurance information.

Pink said she plans on watching the incident on video to see how it happened.

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A couple months ago I told you about Courtenay Semel’s drunken altercation with a security guard in Las Vegas that ended up with her arrest.

(In case you’ve already forgotten, Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel, and currently the girlfriend of Tila Tequila.)

Back in August, Semel was arrested after smacking Pure nightclub security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, in the back of the head while exiting the club. It was around 4 a.m. and according to Jarczok she was “quite intoxicated due to alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.”

He eventually detained her with handcuffs, which only led to a foul mouthed tirade against him. In the midst of it all, Courtenay had to remind him of who he was dealing with. She screamed at him,

“Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot? Google me, you dumb f**k.”

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Court, Jarczok claims he’s been humiliated and “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”

Oh yeah? Well wait til they catch wind of you suing her! Then you’re really going to be butt of all your friends jokes, you dumbass. C’mon dude, we all know you make $9 an hour to bounce at a club and the extra cash would sure be fun to spend, wouldn’t it?

Gawd, I hate people who are sue happy. I hope his friends are making this
big, dumb bastard’s life hell.

Jarcozk is requesting unspecified damages…which means he will settle out of court for a lump sum.

Eric Carmen, singer of the 80s hits, ‘Hungry Eyes’ and ‘All By Myself”, was charged with driving under the influence and failure to control his vehicle after being arrested last night in Orange, Ohio.

Carmen, 59, was pulled over at approximately 7 P.M. by an officer after he had ran his Range Rover into a fire hydrant.

His blood alcohol level (BAC) was .234, nealry three times the legal limit.

He posted $500 bond following the arrest.

This is Carmen’s second DUI in a year.

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Gary Coleman hit a pedestrian with his truck after arguing with the man inside a bowling alley Saturday night.

The man, Colt Rushton, and Mr. Coleman started arguing after Rushton took photos of Coleman inside the bowling alley.

The argument continued outside and into the parking lot.  As Coleman was backing his vehicle out of it’s parking space he hit Rushton, who was treated for minor injuries after the scuffle.

Police say they aren’t sure if Coleman hit Rushton on purpose, but with Coleman’s temper you can probably assume he did.

Police Lt. Bill Wright stated, “We’re currently trying to sort through those issues.  We’ve been able to establish there was an argument between the two, due to pictures Rushton wanted to take. He took some of Gary Coleman, and (Coleman) wasn’t happy about it.” He adds that alcohol may have been a factor.

Neither man is saying much to the police or the media.

Elton John and Lily Allen presented awards together at yesterday’s GQ Men of the Year awards show in London and it didn’t go as smoothly as planned.

It became clear very quickly that Elton was getting annoyed with Lily, who was on a steady pace to getting wasted before the show even started.  The fact that she was toting around her own bottle of champagne didn’t help either.  In between presentations she pulled out her bottle, topped off her glass and chugged down some more.

As the evening went on Lily’s demeanor became brash and the F-bombs were being hurled like no tomorrow.

At one point Elton decided to put her in her place by embarrassing her in front of the entire audience and calling her out for her drunkeness.

After Lily announced, “and now the most important part of the night,” Elton interrupted saying cattily,  “What? Are you going to have another drink?”

Surprisingly, she didn’t kick his ass right then and there.  Instead she snipped, “F**k off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”

Elton fired back,

“I could still snort you under the table!”

Now that’s something to brag about.  But I am certain he speaks the truth.  That old queen has done more cocaine than most of all Hollywood combined.  He’s like the Dyson in a world of Hoovers.

The public fight between Elton and Lily was just the tip of the iceberg.  Lily also announced to the crowd that her brother Alfie had become engaged.  Too bad he and his bride-to-be hadn’t told anyone yet.

And she also let it be known that octogenarian’s aren’t too old for her.  At least Tony Bennett isn’t.  When Elton mentioned the singer’s age Lily bragged, “I’d still f**k him!”  I’m sure Tony’s wife was impressed to say the least.

She’s wild, she’s loose and she’s hammered, but I like her. She’s a little crazy and out of control but honestly, we all like to watch a good trainwreck.

Now that everyone knows about Courtenay Semel and Lindsay Lohan being lovers, for some reason we care about what this butterfaced lesbian is doing.

Last night in Vegas, Courtenay, who is now Tila Tequila’s main squeeze, got a little out of hand.

She apparently got wasted and had it out for a security guard at Pure nightclub, inside Caesar’s Palace. On her way out of the club (and I am not sure if she left voluntarily or was asked to leave) she smacked him in the back of the head. That was a big ol’ Vegas no-no, and the bitch was detained by security officers who called the police. But unfortunately for Semel, the cops had more important things to do and didn’t get there for another four hours! I’m sure she was nothing but sweet and kind during all that time. Heh.

Finally, when the police arrived they issued her a citation for battery. But she’s a rich bitch (thanks to daddy) and I’m sure it ain’t no thang.

I wonder if Courtenay will be the next crazy Lindsay or something. Coked out, pantyless and crashing cars.. All the crazy party girls in Tinseltown have mellowed. We need some new trainwrecks to poke sticks at!

Shia LaBeouf may be headed to rehab soon, an effort to reduce or beat his drunk driving charges.

LaBeouf, 22, crushed his hand in the accident and required surgery. He was released from the hospital last weekend and has been told he should do the rehab thing in order to help his case.  But not because he is a drunk or anything..

He is due in court later this month.

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