Now that everyone knows about Courtenay Semel and Lindsay Lohan being lovers, for some reason we care about what this butterfaced lesbian is doing.

Last night in Vegas, Courtenay, who is now Tila Tequila’s main squeeze, got a little out of hand.

She apparently got wasted and had it out for a security guard at Pure nightclub, inside Caesar’s Palace. On her way out of the club (and I am not sure if she left voluntarily or was asked to leave) she smacked him in the back of the head. That was a big ol’ Vegas no-no, and the bitch was detained by security officers who called the police. But unfortunately for Semel, the cops had more important things to do and didn’t get there for another four hours! I’m sure she was nothing but sweet and kind during all that time. Heh.

Finally, when the police arrived they issued her a citation for battery. But she’s a rich bitch (thanks to daddy) and I’m sure it ain’t no thang.

I wonder if Courtenay will be the next crazy Lindsay or something. Coked out, pantyless and crashing cars.. All the crazy party girls in Tinseltown have mellowed. We need some new trainwrecks to poke sticks at!

Shia LaBeouf may be headed to rehab soon, an effort to reduce or beat his drunk driving charges.

LaBeouf, 22, crushed his hand in the accident and required surgery. He was released from the hospital last weekend and has been told he should do the rehab thing in order to help his case.  But not because he is a drunk or anything..

He is due in court later this month.

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LC’s Key to Getting Home - Other People

I have bitched and moaned about celebrities going out to get wasted then driving home (without a driver/taxi) for years now.

But still, we see a new star busted for DUI all too often, regardless of their being extremely wealthy and/or well-known.

Lauren Conrad is one of the stars who won’t be caught in that predicament. She hires a driver. And thank God! Check out Lauren as she leaves a Hollywood nightclub the other night. She is totally sloshed, stumbling and trying to get into the wrong car. Luckily her “people” and driver were there to help the poor girl out and escort her home safely.

Shia LaBeouf, 22, was arrested for drunk driving Saturday morning in Hollywood after causing an accident in which he was injured.

The accident happened in Hollywood at approximately 3 a.m. after LaBeouf made a left turn in front of an oncoming car. He was driving a green Ford F-150 truck, which was hit by the other vehicle, causing his F-150 to flip.

Sergeant Wolf with the LAPD said it was obvious that the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull star had been drinking. “It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

Paramedics were called and both Shia and the driver of the other car were taken to the hospital.

LaBeouf was arrested and booked for a misdemeanor DUI. If his victim would have been critically hurt he would have been cited for felony DUI.

He is being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for injuries to his head, left hand and knee. Surgery was needed on his hand.

If you remember, Shia was arrested last November after refusing to leave a Chicago Walgreen’s for being intoxicated.

Shia, you had better clean up your act buddy, you’re on top of the world - why screw it up now?

We told you about Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright’s arrest earlier this week in Shreveport, LA where they had just wrapped shooting for the upcoming movie, ‘W’.

New details have emerged about the arrests and from witnesses accounts we have learned that it was the police who were out of control.

Although both Brolin and Wright had attempted to keep the peace with officers, the cops went on a rampage, repeatedly spraying Wright in the face with pepper spray and tasing him - even though he was on the ground on his stomach. Witnesses claim that the officers used very foul language directed at Wright - even calling him ‘n*gger’.

As Brolin tried to calm to officers and make peace he was also sprayed in the face repeatedly with the pepper spray, even though he was simply standing still and not fighting back.

It’s not yet been decided if Brolin, Wright or the other castmates will be charged with interfering with a police officer.

Khloe and Kim Kardashian

[Updated]  Khloe Kardashian, 24, will report to jail this Friday to serve time for her DUI arrest last year.

A source said, “The judge is trying to make an example out of her.”

I’m curious as to how, being as she will most likely only serve a few minutes or hours of the 3 days she was sentenced to.

She admitted to “failing to complete [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class.”

Wow.  Three days.  Way to throw the book at her judge..

Josh Brolin was arrested after he was involved in a bar fight early Saturday morning in Shreveport, LA.

He is there shooting the upcoming film about George W. Bush called, ‘W’.

The fight went down at the Stray Cat Club at around 2 am. Officers were called with a complaint about an unruly patron. As they arrived, Brolin and castmate Jeffrey Wright (he plays Colin Powell in ‘W‘) intercepted the officers.

More officers were called as the situation escalated, and eventually there were 10 officers on the scene.

Brolin, Wright and four others were accused of interfering with police.

Brolin was booked into jail and later posted the $334 bond and was released.

Also arrested were Wright, 42, Evan C. Bates, 26, of Torrance, CA; Cherilyn Young, 36, of Austin, TX; Amy Draughn, 33; and Ismael Martinez, 28, of El Paso, TX.

Bates, Martinez and Young also were booked into jail and charged with interfering with officers.

But Eric Felland, 29, of Hollywood, CA, didn’t get off so good. He must have been the rowdy bastard who started the whole ordeal. You can probably bet he’s the dumbass with the gash on his forehead.

Felland, a lighting technician, was charged with entering and remaining, resisting arrest and public intoxication. His bond was set at $752.