Jaime Pressly was caught urinating in public, accidentally, outside the Abbey, during her bridal shower the other day.

The images caught made it pretty obvious that the actress was totally wasted and couldn’t handle her liquor.

She was spotted squatting, in a dress, on the sidewalk with a stream (and dribbles) of pee underneath her.

Her explanation for urinating? That she was pulling a prank. YEAH, RIGHT! She couldn’t even get up on her own, she had to have help!

Jaime posted her lame excuse on Twitter:

“Yes…that is me doing dare #8 at my bridal shower..Things are not always what they seem..

“Notice my hand in the back. Its pouring a bottle of water!!! C’mon guys! Do you think i would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad DAYLIGHT!!!

Yes, Jaime, yes we do! Water bottle? Nowhere to be seen. Maybe it was up her…oh nevermind!

Artie Lange was busted for suspicion of DUI Friday afternoon in New Jersey.

My guess is Artie is on another one of his infamous benders.

Lange was arrested around 3:00 PM EST in Toms River after he was involved in a car accident.

This guy is a walking dead man. Seriously, he has admitted to doing outrageous amounts of cocaine and drinking massive quantities of booze for years now. (Although recently he has claimed over and over that he is clean & sober..) He always drives, and yes, sometimes his stories of getting wasted are absolutely hysterical, but in reality, it’s not that funny.

It’s only funny until he kills someone – or himself.

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Joyce Dewitt, best known for her role as Janet Wood on the 70s/80s sitcom, Three’s Company, was pulled over Saturday after she failed to stop for a police barricade.

El Segundo Police Sgt. Dean Howard told E!: “An officer saw DeWitt drive a vehicle past a barricade intended to control vehicular traffic near a park. As the officer spoke with DeWitt, he observed signs and symptoms of alcohol intoxication.”

She was given a field sobriety test (that she failed) and was arrested. She posted $5000 bail and was released.

I’m not sure what to add to this story, except that her mugshot looks like sh*t!

But for those of you who grew up in the 70s or 80s, who did not love this show? Sure it was totally cheesy, but some of the characters on there were great. All of them were really. Mr. & Mrs. Roper were the best – Mrs. Roper was off the chain. Hot home-permanent bitch in a muumuu!

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Katie Price is back to her drunken partying ways since splitting with hubby Peter Andre.

Price left London yesterday at 6 A.M. on a flight headed to the Spanish island of Ibiza, a well known party destination.

She was already hitting the booze even though the sun was barely up.

Katie managed to party all day and night until 2:30 A.M. Even ending up with some pretty boy whom she posed for pictures with.

This has to be crushing for Peter, who has always loved Katie but didn’t like it when she drank or did drugs. He said that while sober she was an amazing wife, but when intoxicated he could not trust her.

I think these two MAY eventually get back together. But it will definitely take Katie hitting bottom before that happens.

Maybe she’ll be the one who loses the limb!

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Tara Reid looking like hell, hanging on to her security team as she exits the VIP Room night club in Cannes, France.

I kind of miss Tara’s party girl days. Not like she doesn’t party anymore, she has just been good at staying out of the spotlight.

I like the pic of her where it looks like she has a nut hanging out of her skirt. Heh.

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The leg gives it away!

Hello Beth Ditto. Have you had a bit much to drink?

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David Hasselhoff is such a severe alcoholic that he was admitted to the hospital again this weekend for alcohol poisoning.

On Saturday, Hoff’s 16-year-old daughter, Hayley, found her father on the floor and immediately called her mother, Pamela Bach who lives 10 minutes away. She immediately got in her car and headed over.  In the meantime, the poor girl was terrified and was slapping her father in the face hoping he wouldn’t die. Bach arrived, and picked up her ex-husband and took him to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where he was admitted for alcohol poisoning.

When he arrived he was not in good shape. His breathing was shallow and his blood alcohol registered an amazing .39.

A source said, “He’s recovering. Pam was his bedside till 4a.m. this morning. This is about the 7th time he’s been taken to a hospital over the last few years with alcohol poisoning. How many visits will it take before he dies?”

His poor children. They are the ones who really have to suffer watching their father destroy himself. That’s a lot of pressure to put on a kid. C’mon David. Get it together, for your kid’s sake.

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UPDATE: Apparently the story that RADAR printed was Pamela’s side of the story. TMZ is reporting that the story was exaggerated. So I am left wondering how RADAR came up with David’s alleged BAC (blood alcohol content)?

The story TMZ is telling is that there was a minor tiff at Hasselhoff’s home and David was drunk, but able to walk himself to a car where he was driven to the hospital on his own accord. This does seem to make more sense as Pamela probably could not have dragged David to the car and loaded him in by herself. David was released from the hospital yesterday.

Who’s telling the truth? Who cares. It really doesn’t change anything. David is still a drunkard and Pamela is still a coniving bitch.

So there ya go.

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