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“Respect”

Spicy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:34:08 +0000

“The Hills” star Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole, film a lunch segment for the MTV show at Villa Blanca restaurant.

All I can ever think about, or ever will think about, when I see Jayde Nicole anymore is the fact that she has a “RESPECT” tattoo above her vagina. Thank you Joe Francis for revealing that to us.

I can’t really think of a punchline about the tattoo, I mean, it pretty much IS the punchline. And the joke. Any chick who gets “respect” tattooed on her crotch has absolutely none of it for herself.

I’m thinking her next tattoo needs to be “Dignity” – placed right above her pooper.

[Photo: © BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Kimberley Vlaminck: Teen Gets Face Tattooed Then Sues! [Photos]

Spicy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:16:24 +0000

A Belgian teenager, Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, had 56 stars tattooed on her face and is now suing the tattoo artist saying she only asked for three.

Vlaminck is claiming that she fell asleep while getting the tattoos, and when she awoke, lo and behold, her face has been inked. Her forehead, cheek, nose and jawline, covered with dozens stars.

She says the Romanian tattooist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, may have misunderstood her French and English, however, he is denying those claims.

He told the media:

“She was awake and looked into the mirror several times as the procedure was taking place. The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotized her. What rubbish! She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.”

Kimberly is suing for nearly $14,000, enough to remove the tattoos, but she would still be left with scars. She complained, “It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.”

Please tell me how someone could possibly fall asleep while getting half their face tattooed? The tattoo artist is right. It’s rubbish.

You know that girl is trouble just by looking at that belt buckle.

[DM]

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Mary Carey’s New Porno Spoofs Celebrity Rehab

Spicy — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:25:55 +0000

Mary Carey is returning to the porn industry and is taking Dr. Drew down with her.

Forget rehab and trying to get out of the business, Mary is falling back, well, on her back. She is starring in a new X-rated film called, Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw, a spoof of the VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

In this clip from TMZ where Mary is on the set of the movie, Mary takes a swing at Dr. Drew Pinsky saying, “It feels great to be with Dr. Screw. I like him better than Dr. Drew.”

Later in the same clip, Carey is seen chugging straight out of a wine bottle.

Dr. Drew has responded via his Twitter page saying that he is saddened by Mary’s choice to mock him and his attempt at helping her.

“For those of you wondering about my feelings about Mary Ellen Cook’s choice to mock : Res ipsa loquitur. Makes me very sad.”

You know, I had hoped that Mary would get her act together. She seems like a sweet girl who is just out of control in her life. But she has gone off the deep end with the movie! Poor Dr. Drew has to stand by and be mocked in a porno. He has a wife and kids.It’s just not right.

I wonder if Mary porks the Dr. Screw guy? That’s just foul. She probably wishes it was Dr. Drew.

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Daisy de la Hoya Overdose [VIDEO]

Spicy — Fri, 08 May 2009 04:11:30 +0000

Daisy de la Hoya was taken to the hospital for a possible overdose after someone called 911.

Friends of Daisy, who is currently the “star” of her own reality show, VH1’s “Daisy of Love,” called 911 after they heard her making weird noises. They were partying at a Hollywood Hills home at the time.

Paramedics arrived and Daisy went psycho on them, screaming and “thrashing around”. They say she put up a struggle and it took numerous medics to get her into the ambulance.

She was taken to a Los Angeles hospital.

Her appearances for this weekend have been canceled.

Daisy’s rep Cassandra Grill is trying to pull a Lohan over on us by saying it was simply that she was exhausted. She says, “Daisy was taken to the ER early this morning suffering from delirium as a result of exhaustion. There was no overdose. She is fine this evening and resting comfortably.”

See video of Daisy de la Hoya leaving Les Deux the night of the incident HERE.

In the clip, Daisy is obviously out of it, totally. She’s being drug around by a friend who seems to be leading her around like a ragdoll. The friend is like, “Don’t pass out, I need you to hang out with me so I get attention!” I mean, geeze. Her friend should be taking her home. Not leading her around like a dog on a leash.

Daisy is just a trainwreck. She’ll be a junkie porn star in no time.

[TMZ]

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Heidi Montag Playboy Confirmed

Spicy — Tue, 05 May 2009 05:54:27 +0000

Heidi Montag to be in Playboy

Hugh Hefner has confirmed that Heidi Montag will be posing for Playboy in the near future.

Of course Heidi hasn’t been able to keep quiet about it and has even blabbed about the paycheck. (In case you’re curious, she will be paid $500,000 for the spread.)

When asked about The Hills star, Hefner said, “I think she is going to be (in Playboy).”

Montag says she is doing the shoot as “a gift” for her meathead husband Spencer Pratt. Yeah, right. Heidi will do anything for attention. Whether it be pose naked or pray to God via her Twitter account.

In a couple years she and Spencer will be doing porn – it will be the only way they’ll be able to get attention. Lawd knows their talent isn’t going to get them very far.

[SP]

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Melissa and Joan Rivers: Someone Cut the Umbilical Cord Already!

Spicy — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:51:07 +0000

Joan and Melissa Rivers, what two spoiled, rude, whiny bitches!

Last night on Celebrity Apprentice Melissa Rivers was fired by Donald Trump, and just as I told my husband, if one of the Rivers women gets fired, the other one will have a complete meltdown and leave as well. And that’s exactly what happened.

Melissa bitched and moaned throughout the “Right Guard” task, playing the victim and accusing her teammates, Annie Duke and Brande Roderrick, of being out to get her when really, it was all in her head. (Although I am sure they though she was annoying as f*@#!)

Melissa is obviously insecure when Mommy isn’t around and doesn’t know how to function without her. Joan is her security blanket and is normally there to constantly praise her. Without her mother’s tit to nurse on, Melissa feels inadequate, unsure and thinks that the world is out to get her. She wants so badly to be recognized for what she can do, but when stripped of her mother’s company and support, she fails. Instead of proving herself, she is suspicious, accusing and insecure. Gee, no wonder everyone thinks without mommy she’d be nothing.

Not to mention the fact that I think Melissa’s face and voice are like scratching fingernails down a chalkboard. Her voice is so nasally, I mean, did they close up her sinuses when they did her nose?

It’s no wonder that Melissa is 41 and single. She was married once, back in 2000, to a horse breeder. Nevermind that bitch LOOKS like a horse! They had a kid and within a few years her husband realized that he could never compete with mommy so off went the divorce. What man could EVER stand to be with her? I mean, if you marry her, it’s like a package deal! Mommy comes with!

Anyhow, I wonder if Joan will return to Celebrity Apprentice?

Of course she will. I don’t know this to be a fact, but just look at her track record. She has thrown more than one tantrum on the show, threatening not to come back. And every single time she has come back. Drama queens do this sort of thing on a regular basis you know.

Cut the cord, bitches. After 41 years, it’s about time you do.

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Watch Joan and Melissa FREAK out after Melissa is fired, it’s hysterical really..

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Denise Richards’ Funbags [VIDEO]

Spicy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:12:22 +0000

Denise Richards’ Funbags from Denise Richards

Denise Richards teamed up with Funny or Die to make this not very funny video that showcases the annoying actresses funbags.

Even though it is Denise Richards, who I despise, I expected more from this video.

Funny or Die? I choose death, please.

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Tara Reid: “I’ll Work When the Writer’s Strike is Over”

Spicy — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:49:03 +0000

Tara Reid thinks that the reason she isn’t working is because the writer’s strike is still in effect.

Hey, no one ever said this girl was the sharpest crayon in the box.

Before speaking to the folks at Fox News last week Miss Reid must have tossed a couple back or smoked a fattie, because what she said made no sense.

“I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops. The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting. Even the shows that seem new, they really shot six months ago. So when it’s all back up again, I will go back into it. That’s my heart.”

Awhhh, isn’t that sweet? Tara actually thinks she still has a career! Heh.

And how is it actually possible for her to not know that the strike was over? Probably because no one told her. Why should they, she wouldn’t be working either way!

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Insert Blonde Joke Here.

Spicy — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:00:46 +0000

A Bridgeport, Connecticut woman, sued L’Oreal Inc. claiming the blonde hair dye she had purchased was instead brown, causing her platinum locks to be dyed brunette.

This, of course, left the bimbo, Ms. Charlotte Feeney, so “traumatized” that it caused her to need anti-depressants.

Yes, really.

Not only that, she claims she was so distraught that she suffered from headaches and anxiety as well. But wait, we’re not done here. Heh.

She added that she so dearly missed “the attention that blondes receive” that she wouldn’t leave her house – and when she did, she would wear a hat in order to hide her gruesome self from the public.

Fortunately a Superior Court judge sided with L’Oreal (who disputed the claims) and dismissed her 2005 lawsuit Monday. The woman had insufficient evidence that the company had in fact made a mistake.

If something like this is truly that traumatic for this woman, imagine if something really bad happened to her. What if she came down with a skin disorder or was burned in a fire?

Buck up, blondie. You most certainly have harder times ahead.

[AP]

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Celebrity Quote of the Day- Pamela Anderson

Spicy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:35:29 +0000

“I can’t stand her. She can suck it!”

- Pamela Anderson on Republican vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin.

[WENN]