Heidi Montag is threatening to put out another album, but this time in a different genre.

‘The Hills’ actress wants to record a Christian album.

Montag, 21, describes herself as a non-denominational Baptist who reads the Bible often.

Before becoming attention-whore-extraordinaire, she considered becoming a missionary in Africa. In fact, she and Spencer have plans to go there in August to “feed children and help build things.”

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” she said.

I hope that Heidi and Spencer are really going there to help and not just for some much needed attention from the press- their reason for doing pretty much everything else in life.

You can’t help but wonder if the camera crew will be tagging along . .

If Denise Richards were a color in the Crayola box of life, she would be . . . wait, what’s the color of puke?

All along, Denise has said that her new reality show, “It’s Complicated”, has been an attempt to tell her side of the story, or “Setting the Record Straight.”

However, multiple people are secretly spilling the beans, telling gossip mongers that Denise is completely out of her mind.

For example, how many times have we heard (over and over) Denise say that she was not the cause of the Heather Locklear/Richie Sambora split, and that she she never even hooked up with him until months after they broke up?

Well, just as we had assumed, it’s all a big fat lie.

“Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him,” a source tells the New York Post.

“Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and Charlie split up - there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later, not months, Denise starts dating Richie.”

“For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren’t friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that’s just absurd and an outright lie. Denise also claims she’s still friends with Richie - which is not true. He doesn’t speak to her at all.”

Another bizarre claim is that Denise owns dozens of animals - but on the show she claims to only have five dogs, four cats and three pigs. But in reality the numbers are far greater. “Please - she has over 20 dogs, five cats, three pigs and several guinea pigs. Her place is like a zoo. She collects animals.”

Heather’s publicist declined to comment on the matter, but Denise responded (through her rep) to these allegations saying,

“I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It’s such old news. I will say I have 10 dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals? My family loves animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them, so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I have.”

Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?

Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.

US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.

There’s still hope!

Naomi Campbell has been formally charged for her incident on a British Airways flight last month.

Campbell threw a fit after learning her luggage would not make the same flight that she was on so she screamed and cursed at staff, spit on a responding officer and caused the flight to be delayed for an hour and a half. Sheesh, I would hope the bitch is getting prosecuted!

She is being charged with three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. She is to appear in court on June 20th. If convicted she faces up to six months in prison and a hefty fine.

Her attorney released the following statement:

“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offenses. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”

This is only one of the numerous abusive incidents involving Campbell, whom I would guess still has a raging cocaine problem. DUH!

Last year she was ordered to mop floors in a warehouse for five days after hitting an assistant with her cell phone. Afterwards, she claimed the punishment had changed her and that she had given up coke. She said, “I’m not proud of what I did, but it’s something I definitely learned from. Now I have to get on with my life, keep working on my problems and go to meetings every day.”

Talking out her ass, saying what the media wants to hear. We know how sincere she was. Look at her now.

I still doubt she’ll do any time, but my fingers are crossed.

Denise Richards, what a completely annoying, old ass, attention whore!

Geeze! If you watched any of the morning shows yesterday you definitely caught Denise on one of them, because I think she was on them all.

Not surprisingly she managed to make an ass out of herself on every show. The clip above is from The Today Show where Richards is interviewed by Matt Lauer.

At 2:15 into the clip, Denise says the dumbest thing she could possibly say, “You know, he’s the one that’s speaking [to the media].” Matt calls her bulls**t and says back at her, “No, you’re speaking.” Then she tries to backtrack. “I-I..Uh-uh..”

Then there is her appearance on The View and Whoopi opens a can of Whoopi-Ass on the bitch. And once again, Denise tries to justify her reality show and bringing her children into it all.. blah blah.

She really is a terrible actress isn’t she?

In all her interviews she plays the cancer card, (her mother died last year from the disease), trying to get the nation’s sympathy as she has nothing else to offer. She also has the balls to act as though no one else in the world has ever been through that, except her.

Denise reeks of insincerity and narcissism. This bitch wants attention. And money. Period.

A couple weeks ago I told you about Lindsay Lohan snagging a mink coat that wasn’t hers during a private party in January and later was photographed in it.

Lohan reportedly took Masha Markova’s fur coat from the coat room at New York’s 1Oak. When it was finally returned it reeked of cigarettes and the lining had been torn in one place. The coat is worth an estimated $11-12,000.

Markova claims she spotted Lohan wearing her coat in a gossip magazine. She is taking Lohan to court over the matter.