Oh boy, throw an attention whore in front of a camera and watch her hurl people under the bus.

Heidi Montag tells David Letterman that the reason she and Lauren Conrad stopped hanging out is that Lauren told her if she didn’t break up with Spencer they couldn’t be friends. And that’s after Lauren supposedly told Heidi how much she loved Spencer and wanted him to meet her dad. Yeah, I don’t get it either…whatever.

Basically the entire first half of the interview is about Heidi and Lauren, with Heidi talking smack as much as possible.

The second half of the interview is Heidi talking about her Rolling Stone cover with the girls of The Hills and of course, Spencer. Dave doesn’t seem to care for Spenc too much and asks Heidi, “What does he do?” And Heidi’s answer is hardly surprising. “He’s a money making media mogul.”

Once again, Paula Abdul is loaded on American Idol…shocking, I know.

Geeze, someone get this bitch into rehab! She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the wall!

TMZ is also reporting that Ms. Abdul was seen enjoying at least one martini at lunch, around 1pm. Remember, all martinis are doubles..at the minimum. So mix that with a Vicodin or two and BAM! Numb as f*ck.

Cameras caught up with Abdul outside the restaurant, which had a big ol’ “Happy Hour’ sign out front. Paula was wearing sunglasses and chewing gum - probably hide her fire breath, and was a little unstable on her feet. This was four hours before taping for American Idol was to begin.

Check it out.

Paris Hilton was banned from a Russia’s Hyatt Hotel in Moscow after writing on the wall of her suite.

Paris reportedly did a photoshoot in the room and wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008‘ on the wall in black marker.

Not a smart thing to do being as the suite goes for a whopping $16,000 a night. The wallpaper she wrote on was pretty spendy as well. She was fined $9000 for being such a moron.

A Hyatt rep says, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”

Well yeah, think about it. Having her name signed in your suite is enough to make you want to get a room elsewhere. It might as well have been a biohazard sign on the wall!

Feisty female rap artist Foxy Brown was released from prison Friday after spending eight months in captivity.

Brown was sentenced to one year after violating her probation by throwing a Blackberry at a woman and then being involved in a heated altercation at a beauty supply store.

While in prison Brown was sentenced to 76 days in solitary confinement as punishment for fighting with a fellow inmate. She served 40 of those days and was then released for good behavior.

As she exited the prison she told the waiting crowd, “I feel good. I’m back home.”

Brown thanked the people who have supported her and cried as she hugged friends.

Later the diva spoke with the press regarding her time incarcerated. “My family never missed a visit in eight months, ever. I cried coming out. I didn’t cry coming in. There’s a big difference. I believe that God put me there for a reason, Incarceration is serious.” She added that one of the first places she planned on visiting was church. “He got me through,” she said.

Foxy has claimed to be a changed woman in the past but her actions have proved otherwise. It will be interesting to see if she can stay out of trouble this time or if she will fall back into her selfish, short-tempered ways.

After British Airways banned Naomi Campbell for life for spitting on a police officer, the bitchy supermodel announced that she plans on boycotting the airline after treating her oh, so badly.

Campbell says that BA has a “complete disrespect for the passengers,” and says that the airline has asked her to fly with them again, which I find hard to believe.

“Someone from B.A. called me and asked that I return to fly with them, but this will not occur so early. They didn’t find my bag—said it wasn’t in the system—and there was a complete disrespect for the passengers. I am not speaking for myself. I am speaking for all those who have been disrespected.”

A spokesperson for British Airways says there was no phone call made to Campbell. “We are not aware of any pleading phone calls to Ms. Campbell.”

Drama, drama, drama. Geeze, how does the bitch live like that? What is SO WRONG in her life to make her so bitter? For someone who has so much potential it’s a shame she wastes all her energy expending hatred and anger.

Oh, how I love reality shows, but they just keeping worse and worse!

Some, like A Shot at Love, are the new Jerry Springers. They’ll give anyone their own show these days and it seems only people with major issues get casted as contestants. Then they’re supplied with enough booze to take down a Yeti while living in a mansion full of cameras. Guaranteed trainwrecks!

A Shot at Love 2 premieres Tuesday April 22nd at 10 PM ET/PT.

So if you have been struggling through this season’s Bad Girls Club on Oxygen like me, you know that the drama, the anger and the slut factors have all been upped compared with last years girls.

You and I know that this mostly means these girls have terribly low self-esteems, which lead them to do desperate and mean things to others and even themselves. I’ll just say that Oxygen did a great job of digging up some truly f*cked up girls this year.

One of the girls is Cordelia, a seemingly nice enough girl who your first impression is most likely to be of the girl next door. Not so, she’s more like the whore you read about while you’re on the sh*tter.

This is a little racy for front page news kids, so to read more about her porn past, and see the video, take a peek under the cut.

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