Believe it or not, an entertainment company has posted an auction on eBay where you can bid for a date with Rock of Love 2’s Angelique (Frenchy), the dirty stripper with the busted face.

The auction reads:

We are a music and entertainment marketing company . Here is a unique opportunity to bid on a celebrity date with a reality TV star.

Frenchy for “Rock of Love 2″ can be your date anywhere in the country. She could host your special event, caddy your golf game, dinner and a movie or just show up at your work.

This type of auction has never been done before as we normally book these celebrities in night clubs and special events.

Winning bidder would be required to sign the standard :Artist Engagement Agreement, provide one R/T coach class ticket from Las Vegas and provide all local ground transportation and hotel accommodation at a 4 star or better hotel.

The appearance must be complete within 3 months of winning the auction.

The asking bid? Only $2500.00. That’s a lot of money for such a cheap dirty whore.

Check out the auction HERE. (They moved it - I fixed the link!)

Naomi Campbell may be banned from flying British Airways for life after she was arrested before a flight last week.

Naomi threw a tantrum after airline employees told her that one of her bags had been misplaced. Officers were called to the scene and as Campbell sat in her first-class seat waiting for take-off, officers boarded the plane to regain control of the situation. Campbell spit on and hit a police officer at one point, leading to her arrest.

The airlines is actively reviewing her case and the decision on whether or not to ban her will come after their investigation is complete and depending on whether police decide to prosecute or not.

Prosecute! Ban! Ban! Ban! Bitch deserves it. She’s straight up evil!

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To prove that he isn’t lying about kissing John Mayer (with tongue) Perez Hilton offered to take a lie detector test with an examiner from the Fox show, Moment of Truth.

There is a video of the results and I’m waiting for it to be released..as soon as it is, I will surely post it!

Funny thing is, I actually believe Perez! I love John, but I do get a freaky ass vibe from him…not that that’s a bad thing, but kissing the fat gossip queen is.

If Perez would have told us that he saw Mayer in a neon green Borat Speedo but didn’t have the pics to back it up, we probably wouldn’t have believed him either. But that sh*t happened too!

Check back for the video, it should hopefully solve this delicious juicy little rumor!

EDIT: HERE’S THE VIDEO.

Naomi Campbell’s sh*tty attitude managed to get her arrested yesterday at Heathrow Airport in London.

The ultra bitch went off on British Airways employees after she was told one of her bags would not make it onto the flight. Although she was assured that her bag would eventually make it back to her, the supermodel was inconsolable and went into a rage.

She was still screaming uncontrollably at staff as she boarded her flight. They grew sick of her sh*t and called police who then boarded the plane. The officers tried to dissolve the situation by calming Campbell, but she wasn’t having it and boy, I guess she really lost it.

She spit on an officer and then started pounding on him with her fists. The police finally got control of the situation and hauled the twat off the plane where she was promptly arrested and taken to a police station, still ranting and raving.

The flight ended up being over an hour and a half late as luggage belonging to Campbell and her entourage were removed from the plane.

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Paris Hilton continued to infect the world in Turkey where she attended and judged the Miss Turkey 2008 contest in Istanbul.

Paris was led onstage by a belly dancer who invited Paris to dance with her. The only problem is that Paris can’t dance - let alone belly dance.

Paris strutted around the stage with that dumb look on her face that just screams, “I’m so hot.”

When the dancer tried to show her some moves Paris was completely off beat and just continued on with her sultry ‘come-f*ck-me’ dance.

The only decent thing I can say is that the skank had a nice dress.

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By now I’m sure you have heard Heidi Montag’s new single ‘No More’, the lovely follow up to the much mocked & talked about, ‘Higher’.

Once again Heidi’s voice is heavily doctored and made to sound like a synthesizer. (I guess it’s called a vocoder.) After reading a little bit about what this machine does, it’s apparent that it’s the one doing most of the singing. But unfortunately it’s using her voice to do it.

Come on SNL, invite this bitch on then miraculously have an Ashlee Simpson malfunction! Ratings, people, ratings!

Anyhow, in case you haven’t already, go listen to the crap. You can’t talk sh*t about it unless you’ve heard it.. Heh.

I can’t wait for the video.

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“I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

- Paris Hilton not realizing she sucks at geography.

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