Chicken Scratch Sketches - Dustin Diamond
Dustin Diamond by Spicy Pants
Probably the most annoying child star ever, Dustin Diamond is a whiny, weak, arrogant jerk off.
But I do love to hate him, and he is fun to draw..
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If Celebrities Endorsed Candy..
It seems Hollywood celebrities endorse everything these days.
It’s crazy. You can’t open a magazine or watch television without seeing them promote some sort of useless product. From clothing to beauty products and even fast food. But you don’t usually see celebrities endorsing candy and you probably never will. (Unless they happen to have one named after them!) It’s one of the only things safe from being recommended by famous A-listers and sports figures.
So I wondered, what if the market for celebrity candy endorsements were hot? Who would represent what candy and why?
Well marvel no more.
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But make sure you buy two!
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They double as nipples!
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Because sometimes you don’t grow out of it!
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Even wife beaters love candy!
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Yes, here I go again with my Mr. Big affections..
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For those pop stars that love their rocks!
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As dubbed by TMZ.com..
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Well, duh!
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Hollywood doesn’t want to be on the ground!
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Because without these three, I wouldn’t have a job!
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When your real mouth just won’t do!
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See you Monday evening!
xoxo -Spicy
Spicy Evening Link Love
Britney Spears pissed over billboards mocking her (TMZ)
Paris Hilton’s neighbors try to boot her out of the neighborhood (ASL)
Dustin Diamond is a walking sack of poo (BWE)
Danielle Lloyd looks amazing in a bikini (F&C)
Jessica Alba likes to get nailed (TS)
It’s hard out here for Bobby Brown (GH)
Jessica Simpson looking slim (IBBB)
Baby Hugh Hefner on the way? (HS)
Beyonce bikini pics (JIYH)
Steven Tyler has man boobs (DL)
More proof that the Jackson family is funked up (TB)
Real World’s ‘Coral’ comes out (Bossip)
Bai Ling gets hammered and dances like hell (CWS)
There’s no question who baby Shiloh’s dad is (POTP)
Someone actually gives Paris Hilton props (BS)
Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party canceled (AIW)
Kim Kardashian tig ol’ bitties (DSF)
Topless Phoenix Feeley (RC)
Penelope Cruz and Shakira party together (DS)
The Hiltons continue to work the press (EBG)
Avril Laviigne bawls like a baby (ND)
Celebrity Fit Club 5 - New Cast
I love this show, as I do most reality shows.
(Except ‘Dances with the Stars’ -gag!)
Ross the Intern is one of my favorite personalities. He alone will make the show worth watching. But Dusty Diamond? Egad!
“Get in swimsuit shape for summer with your favorite celebrities with an all new season of “Celebrity Fit Club.”
VH1’s popular fitness, nutrition and drama series is back for a fifth season premiering in April 2007.
Ready to shed their inhibitions’ and a few pounds the “Celebrity Fit Club 5″ cast is set to climb on the giant scales as they throw their weight around and compete for cash and prizes.
This season’s cast includes Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), Dustin Diamond 
(Saved By The Bell), Tiffany (pop star), Cledus T. Judd (country music artist), Da Brat (Hip Hop Artist), Ross “The Intern” Mathews (The Tonight Show), Kimberley Locke (American Idol) and Warren G (rapper).
This spring will have them embarking on their own grueling fitness journeys while also working together to reach their fitness goals.
The cast for season five of “Celebrity Fit Club” is our fittest yet so drill sergeant Harvey Walden IV has plans to work them harder than ever.
Also back are nutritional & diet expert, Dr. Ian Smith and host ANT and this season we have a new psychotherapist, Stacy Kaiser.”
(VH1)
