Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have bumped pretties.

I kid you not!

Portia has kept her previous licking lovers a secret from public knowledge. (For the most part..) And she apparently dumped her lover, Francesca Gregorini, to be with Ellen.

The pair hooked up recently and are rumoured to be doing all but living together. We are left wondering…which one assumes the manly role?