Eminem The Warning

Eminem has dropped his new tune ‘The Warning’, a major diss to Mariah Carey and her ‘Obsessed’ video.

Can I just say, dayumn!! Eminem didn’t pull any punches. At ALL.

He mentions still having photos of Mariah, (I’m guessing the sexual kind), says in 6 months she only gave it up once and he actually used a studio session that the two did together in his diss! Wow.

Just check the lyrics to The Warning for yourself: (NOTE: This song is very NSFW!)

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the f**k up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n’ out before Nick
When you was on my d*ck and give you somethin’ to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the f**k I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and that goes for you too, Nick, fa**o t
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’m a sit and fight with you over some sl*t bitch c**t who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you f***ing had to be drunk to f**k me?
Second base? What the f**k you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cuz I ejaculated early and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. That is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”wh*re”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out yo alcoholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of all the wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But f*** it now I’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs
cuz every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho, you know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every f***ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’m a just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

If the above doesn’t work, listen to Eminem’s ‘The Warning’ HERE.

BTW, I wonder who the hell Luis is?  Heh..

This is hilarious!

Eminem schools Jimmy Kimmel in the art of rap. Jimmy becomes “Briefcase Joe” and learns the ins and outs of becoming a hardcore rap star.

Eminem has spoken out about Sacha Baron Cohen and the MTV Movie Awards, admitting everything was indeed staged.

Em spoke with RapRadar.com and got the exclusive details:

RR: Can you clear up the Bruno stunt at the MTV Awards? Was it staged or planned?

Eminem: Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards.  I’m a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag.

If it wasn’t planned the way you agreed to, do you hold MTV or Sacha responsible and will you take any kind of action?

I’m thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it.  It had so many people going “nuts” so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it.

After you left the ceremony, where did you go?

After the ceremony I went back to my hotel and laughed uncontrollably for about 3 hours. Especially after I saw it on air.

There is a rumor that you hotel room was robbed and thieves got 60K and your laptop while you were at ceremony. Is that true and if so what would someone find on your computer?

The only thing was that I lost a Nike watch that we were looking for. The rest it is made-up like half the other stuff out there.

How do you think the show with Jay went and how did it feel performing “Renegade” again?

I love performing with Jay. Its the third time we’ve done the song together live and its always fun. It was an honor to share the stage with him again and to work with his band.

The bizarre incident that took place between Eminem and Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Bruno WAS STAGED!

Yeah, I know, a lot of you already figured this, but I was one of those who doubted that Eminem would actually go along with something like that.

Head writer Scott Aukerman cleared up any confusion on his Tumblr:

“Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so let’s get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then. Okay, you can stop reading this blog now!”

Aukerman’s blog also talks about a show opening that MTV ditched at the last second, and dishes on other behind-the-scenes goodies of this year’s MTV Movie Awards.

So there you have it. Eminem asked for those nuts to be laid on his chin.

[LAT]

Eminem got a face full of Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Bruno at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

Bruno came floating in above the audience wearing wings and and an assless costume. He then came down, right onto Eminem, landing with his butt right in Eminem’s face. You see Eminem say “Are you serious? Are you f***ing serious?! Get the f*** off me, man.”

Then his posse jumped up and pulled Bruno off him. Forcibly. Soon after the rapper and his crew stormed out of the event.

Some think it may have been staged and that Eminem was in on it. But I’m not too sure, I can’t see Em agreeing to something like that! What do you think?

[HP]

Eminem on Jimmy Kimmel, May 15, 2009.

Video: Eminem performing “We Made You”

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Interview with Eminem

Eminem leaves the “Forbidden Planet” comic book store wearing a mask.

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The REAL cover of Eminem’s upcoming comeback album entitled, Relapse.

Em’s face is made up entirely of a vast collection of pills.

Relapse hits stores May 19th, can’t wait!

[BB]

Are we sure that isn’t Eminem’s wax figure?!

Damn, they really did a number on his face, didn’t they?

Anyhow, Em is on the cover of the latest issue of XXL magazine and in it he gives an exclusive interview about what’s been going in his life over the past three years. His new album Relapse hits stores May 19th. See his new video We Made You here.

On His Drug Addiction

“I wasn’t ready mentally. I wasn’t ready to give up the drugs. I didn’t really think I had a problem. Basically, I went in, and I came out. I relapsed, and I spent the next three years struggling with it. Also, at that time, I felt like I wanted to pull back, because my drug problem had got so bad. I felt like, Maybe if I take a break, maybe this will help. I started to get into the producer role more… I can still be out there with my music, like with the Re-Up album, but I don’t have to be in the spotlight the whole time.”

On Proof’s Death

“Everyone felt his loss, from his kids, to his wife, to everyone. But, for some reason, in hindsight, the way I felt was almost like it happened to just me… Maybe at the time I was a little bit selfish with it. I think it kind of hit me so hard. It just blindsided me. I just went into such a dark place that, with everything, the drugs, my thoughts, everything. And the more drugs I consumed, and it was all depressants I was taking, the more depressed I became, the more self-loathing I became… By the way, I’m just now at the point where I’m better talking about it. It took me so long to get out of that place where I couldn’t even speak about it without crying or wanting to cry… Proof was the anchor. He was everything to D12. And not just the group-for me, personally, he was everything.”

On T.I., Lil Wayne & Hip-Hop

“I stayed up on the music, and obviously I watch TV and saw what was going on. And without naming any names, it just felt like hip-hop was going downhill. And it seemed like kinda fast. You know, in them three years, it was like everybody just cares about the hook and the beat; nobody really cares about substance. But with this new T.I. album, with this new Lil Wayne album of recent, it seems like things are looking a lot better now. You can appreciate Lil Wayne using different words to rhyme and actually rhyming words that you know. Or T.I., where you hear shit and you’re like Whoa, ah, I wish I would have thought of that! You know what I mean? Or you hear all the compound-syllable rhyming and all that. It just seems like now the craft is getting cared about more.”

[XXL]