Eva Longoria Parker and husband Tony Parker play around on jet skis in Saint-Tropez, France before showering off on the yacht.

Gee, I wonder if Eva knew the paparazzi were around?

Ya think?

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This promo clip is way too Sex and the City! Hate it!

Season 5 of Desperate Housewives begins on September 28th at 9 pm PST on ABC!

Yeah, I still watch it. But I have to say, it’s nothing like it was in the beginning. The edge of your seat suspense is gone and everything has turned cheesy and predictable. I just look forward to the last season wrapping up with a bang!

Here are the new promo photos..

Eva Longoria Parker opens up to Latina.com about everything from her childhood to her marriage to Tony Parker.

Surprisingly enough, she sounds like a pretty down to earth person – which wasn’t what I expected..

On being a wife:

“I’m a 1950s housewife. I love baking. I love sewing. Being home with Tony. My mother was like that. Always took care of her husband. I always admired and wanted to do that.”

On being constantly followed by the paparazzi:

It’s invasive and it sucks at times. I don’t alter my plans or my life around it. I’m not going to not go on a boat trip because paparazzi may or may not be watching. I’m not going to not wear something because paparazzi will turn it into I’m pregnant.

On her evolving taste in music:

It’s funny, but I didn’t even know hip-hop existed before Tony. I love hip hop now. Only because of Tony. I was from Texas. I listened to country. I’m a big fan of the Eighties and Madonna. I was a headbanger. Megadeath, Killing is Our Business…and Business is Good. That was my first album. Metallica was the first concert that I ever went to. Oh! And I was a huge Menudo fan.

On her strict upbringing in San Antonio:

We weren’t allowed to eat out. My dad refused to let us eat at restaurants or fast food. Our big treat was Dominoes pizza. We would sneak out and go get pizza.

On how winning a beauty pageant changed her life:

I love pageants. In Texas, it’s like the culture. If you’re a woman, you have to do pageants. If you’re a boy, you have to be a football player. In my pageant package, I won a trip to Hollywood to compete in a talent competition. And I said, I’m going to go. It would be fun to go for a week to Hollywood. So I came, and I never went home. I fell in love with L.A. I happened to become an actor and it was really all so fast. I didn’t even go home to pack. I had my mom send my clothes. I never went back.

On her love for food:

I’ve always been a foodie. And especially when I met Tony because he’s French, he’s a big wine guy. We’ve really gotten into wine.

On cooking for Tony:

I make everything. His favorite dish is lemon pepper chicken with a lemon pasta sauce that I make. He could eat that everyday. I’m a big cook.

On getting tattoos:

I would love more, but because I’m acting I have to keep them covered. I have my wedding date in Roman numerals on the inside of my wrist. I have a star, pisces, a cross on my back, a nine on my neck, and a rose on my back as well.

On her summer nuptuals to Tony Parker last July:

The wedding was absolutely magical. I wish I could have a wedding every year.

On her first job, at Wendy’s:

I worked there for six years! It was my high school job. I loved it. And I still love them. They are an amazing organization. I still keep in touch with my manager from when I was 14. They are just great to me. I wanted to have a quinceanara, so I went to Wendy’s to work to pay for my own quinceanara. I stayed. I paid for my cheerleading and everything through that. It was like whatever you want to do outside of school, you have to pay for it. I never had a car because I was always trying to save.

On inheriting her parents’ work ethic:

They were like, if you want something you work for it. Nothing’s ever been handed to anyone in my family. My parents are the hardest working people that I never knew. They are retired now. Latinos are hard workers.

[ONTD]

I can’t stand her, but her haircut really does look great!

After enjoying a casual day in Malibu earlier in the week, it’s time for Tony and Eva Longoria Parker to dress up for a night out Thursday, attending a party in Beverly Hills to celebrate Allure magazine’s latest cover.

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“I eat more than anyone I have ever seen. I eat M&Ms, cake and chips, but I’m still skinny. It drives the other girls mad. I can eat anything and never get fat.”

- Eva Longoria brags that she doesn’t need to diet to maintain her petite figure.

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Can you come up with Super-Hero names for these two?

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are suing paparazzi photo agency X17 after they reported that Tony cheated on her with a model he met at the couple’s wedding.

Longoria says the whole ordeal upset her and she feels completely justified taking it to court.

She says, “It’s easy when things aren’t true. This is the first time Tony and I have had to sue someone over something. It was just so far-fetched and so false.”

Eva adds that despite reports she and Parker are on the rocks, her husband is even more romantic now that they are married. “He plans a lot of surprises. He’s been planning my birthday, which is in March, for the past six months. And he has our first year anniversary gift already.”

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Before Eva Longoria struck gold by landing the role of Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives, she was Isabella Braña Williams on the soap opera The Young and the Restless.

Eva wasn’t quite as polished as she is these days. In fact, she kind of dressed like a slutty bar whore.  Don’t you agree?

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Tony Parker is suing paparazzi site X17 for publishing what might be fake text messages and information from the mistress who says that she slept with the NBA star.

X17 is known for taking upskirt shots of celebs, the umbrella incident with Britney, and many more instances of celebrity intrusion.

Well, Tony Parker isn’t going to have it and I say YOU GO! Parker is suing the paps website for $20 million dolllars.

Alexandra Paressant told X17 that she has sex with Parker after he was married to Eva Longoria, and while he was staying in Paris.

Parker has strongly refuted the claims, and has filed suit. Parker’s legal team claims, “X17 had to know that the story was false, or, at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source.”

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