Of course, a size 0 to be the spokesperson for an ice cream bar. Do you notice the same bite marks are in each bar?  Such is advertising…a joke.

Yikes! Eva Longoria’s body is looking a lot like Angelina Jolie’s these days. Much too thin.

You could play her chest like a fricking harp.

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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker had their bachelor & bachelorette parties in St. Tropez this weekend, where they got to enjoy the sun and each other.

The couple stayed with friends in the beach front hotel Chateau de la Messardiere.

On their first night in St Tropez, they were seen at trendy hot-spot Les Caves du Roy until the early hours. 

Longoria and Parker also held an exclusive party at the V.I.P. Room for their
bachelor parties. The club was split in two: Tony and his pals partied
on one side while Eva and her gals lived it up on the opposite side of
the spot.

Eva and Parker are
marrying on 7-7-7 at the 17th Century Chateau Vaux-le- Vicomte in
Southern France - the same place that Kirsten Dunst’s Marie Antoinette film was shot.

The couple have hired the entire Chateau for July 6-7 and their
guests have been invited to stay in the numerous bedrooms and private
apartments on the grounds.

Parker has booked Lionel Richie and Jamie Foxx to perform at the ceremony.

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A little heavy on the face I think.

I get that she is going for the dramatic look, but still, it’s a little over the top.

Maybe it’s just because I don’t like her..

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Eva helped to kick off their After Christmas Sale Season.

I’m not a big fan of Eva’s, I hear she is a bit too much like her Desperate Housewives character, Gabrielle.

Regardless, Eva was Harrod’s Guest of Honor for the big event. She arrived in true diva fashion, in a horse drawn coach, and wearing a Dolce & Gabbana dress.

She and Mohammed Al Fayed (owner) greeted the first 50 customers.

Longoria kissed Al Fayed ass by saying, “I hope you guys are ready to shop! Thank you for having me. This is actually my favorite store.”