I just had to watch this years show being as it was hosted by Sarah Silverman.

And she didn’t disappoint.

The highlight of the evening for me was Sarah’s opening monologue.  Specifically when she mocked Paris Hilton going to jail..

"In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail.  (laughter erupts) The judge says that it’s going to be a no frills thing, and that is totally ridiculous.  She is totally going to get special treatment.  In fact, I heard in order to make her feel more comfortable in prison the guards are gunna paint the bars to look like penises."

The audience roars..

"I think it’s wrong too.  I just worry that she is going to break her teeth on those things."

The crowd goes wild. Cameras cut to Paris looking pissed but forcing a smile…

Heh.

Paris to have ‘Wonky Eye’ surgery?

Britney eats like a lady

Alicia Keys at the ‘Smoking Aces Premiere

Eva Mendes does Maxim


Teri Hatcher has got herself a new man

Isaac and Britney done already?

Samuel Jackson or Oprah Winfrey? It’s Oprah L. Jackson!


Fergie does ‘The London Bridge’

Best Golden Globes picture of 2007

Cameron’s riding waves with her HOT new man

MK reviews the Justin Timberlake/Pink concert

Isaiah Washington is sorry

Listen to ‘Rich Boy’

Hooray for boobies

Kelly Clarkson and NASCAR =BFF

Mischa Barton was The OC

Not only does she like swimming with dolphins..

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