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Sex Machine With No Game

Spicy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:04:51 +0000

Russell Brand looks just as awful today as he did yesterday while going to the gym.

Egad, what a turn-off, but he does nothing for me even when he’s well-dressed. (Which I don’t think is ever.) Johnny Depp couldn’t even pull this off. Russell would look better in a farking polka dot unitard!

There’s nothing like a man who knows how to dress.. Are you with me, ladies?

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Is Lady Gaga Wearing Underwear on Her Head?

Spicy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:15:20 +0000

Lady Gaga in yet another completely off-the-wall, wtf-is-that outfit.

This time she is wearing a bra on the outside of her clothes and I swear, it looks like size 18 lace panties over her head. Of course the panty look just makes her wig look like a granny’s pubic hair mess! Oh, this is just SO wrong. But I can’t help seeing that when I lay my eyes on this dreadful outfit!

P.S. I cant believe she isn’t walking around with Perez’s head up her ass too!

[Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Opposite of Snuggie

Spicy — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:40:18 +0000

The Fashion East Menswear Presentation during London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2010.

Snuggies are so 6 months ago!

[Getty Images]

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AnnaLynne McCord Emmys Fashion: Love It or Hate It?

Spicy — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:54:00 +0000

AnnaLynne McCord wears a Platinum “Shibuki” necklace by Yuka at the HBO Emmy Awards After Party held at the Pacific Design Center, West Hollywood.

I give AnnaLynne’s ensemble a big fat FAIL.

The necklace is gorgeous and elegant, but absolutely does not mesh with that 80’s looking prom dress. I think AnnaLynne was trying way too hard here. And that pose? We can almost see her uterus. Legs together, sweetheart, no matter what the casting director says.

[Photograph: © Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Sandra Bullock ‘All About Steve’ Premiere Pics

Spicy — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:10:53 +0000

Sandra Bullock at the premiere of her new film, All About Steve.

Is this seriously all that Sandra could rummage up to wear to the premiere? It looks like she wore the damn movie curtain! You will most likely be seeing this getup in all the gossip rags as a fashion disaster!!

Even her hair looks awful. A fried, two-toned mess!

Normally you couldn’t make the adorable Sandra look bad, but someone actually managed to do it. Who put this look together?! Fire them immediately!

[Photos: ©AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Inglourious Skankasaurus

Spicy — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:04:22 +0000

Mallika Sherawat does her best to steal everyone’s thunder at the ‘Inglourious Basterds’ premiere by showing up in this ridiculous outfit.

And no, she isn’t even in the movie.

Mallika is some Bollywood actress who thinks she is hot sh*t, that’s pretty much all I know about her. Or all I WANT to know about her.

Woof!

[Photo: ©AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Joanna Krupa = Attention Whore

Spicy — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:43:46 +0000

Joanna Krupa must have been in dire need of attention last night.

Why do I say that? Because she chose this dreadful ensemble to wear to dinner.

Here she is seen waiting for her car as she leaves Katsuya sushi restaurant in West Hollywood. She giddily poses for the paparazzi who probably told her the dress was smoking hot, all the while laughing to themselves about how ridiculously overdressed she was.

She most likely got up this morning, grabbed some coffee and Googled herself right away. How much you wanna bet?

Hi Joanna!

[Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Lady Gaga’s Kermit the Frog Outfit: Hot or Not?

Spicy — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:46:30 +0000

Lady Gaga wants to be known as the Queen of Fashion, but wearing a bunch of stuffed animals isn’t exactly chic.

Gaga showed up for a German television show looking completely ridiculous in a Kermit the Frog coat and cap. Hardly high fashion. More like “raver” fashion. Aren’t Club Kids so 2001?

What do YOU think? Is it totally sweet – or a complete hot mess?

[DM]

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Obama Mom Jeans

Spicy — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:37:47 +0000

Obama caught hell for his first pitch, but it seems his “Mom Jeans” are are the new talk of the town!

Ok, the country!

CNN put together this hilarious video of a gay fashionista pointing out everything that’s wrong with Obama’s jeans – including that they were to short, the pant legs were too wide, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Kinda funny really, I mean, what do they expect? Should he be wearing super low-rise, painted on jeans?

Heh.

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Elle MacPherson, Fashion Witch

Spicy — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 06:09:17 +0000

Elle MacPherson usually looks smashing, but what was she thinking when she wore this to the Marie Claire awards in Sydney?

The old lady gown reminds me of something Endora, Samantha’s mother on Bewitched, would wear!

[PacificCoastNews.com]