Elle MacPherson usually looks smashing, but what was she thinking when she wore this to the Marie Claire awards in Sydney?

The old lady gown reminds me of something Endora, Samantha’s mother on Bewitched, would wear!

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Paris Hilton in a ridiculous, eye-catching outfit at Bar DeLuxe with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

I know… TWO Paris posts in one day. Terrible. But I can’t help but gawk at her horrible fashion choices! Sequin dress, headband, corset, fingerless gloves and ankle boots? Not exactly the makings of a smashing outfit.

She looks like an 8-year-old who went rummaging through mommy’s closet! No offense, 8-year-olds…

And Doug? Dude just looks like a meathead.

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(Had to remove photo – check out the TMZ link!)

What the hell, Paris?

The attention craving heiress appeared on the balcony of a Santa Monica hotel Thursday looking a lot like Lady Gaga.  She was “dressed” in a strappy, black bikini, a cage corset-like belt, and Gordi LaForge (Star Trek) inspired sunglasses.

Of course she knew photographers were out there, so she strutted her bird-ass out where they could take a pic of her.

She’s slippin’, though. Back in the day, Paris would have worn this for a night out!

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Khloe Kardashian squeezes into an unflattering outfit during a visit to Bar Deluxe with her sister, Kim.

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Lil’ Kim wears classy spandex to dinner at Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood.

Actually, for Kim, this is classy.Her nipples aren’t hanging out. And folks how did she do it? No cameltoe!

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“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

- Mischa Barton thinks she is much more stylish that fashion icon Victoria Beckham.

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Who looks like she’s channeling Paula Abdul circa 1989 in this straight-up monstrous outfit?

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These photos have been floating around the net for a couple months, being touted as the next hottest thing in Japanese footwear.

Not for most people, but you know that the foot freaks are probably lovin’ this craziness!

The boots at the bottom are kinda hot, not that I could or would wear them. Besides, what do you wear them with? A ponytail and a saddle, bitch! Ker-plop, ker-plop..

All these shoes are obviously for those bitches who love pain – and you can count my ass out!