Lovely placement of Fergie’s two magazine covers this month – quite a contrast!

I read that Fergie pitched a little fit backstage while taping Saturday Night Live after coming across the People magazine with her and Josh on the cover.

I bet she wouldn’t be any more thrilled to see these two magazines side by side. I had to snap a pic of this while at Blockbuster Monday night. It gave me a little chuckle. Especially the Cosmo headline, “His #1 Sex Wish.” She might be, but too bad he has a #2 as well.

Nicole Forrester on Extra!

The stripper who claims she has sex with Josh Duhamel is back – milking her 15 minutes of fame.

This time she wants to apologize to Fergie for porking her man all night long one night in early October. She says that she feels bad now, and wishes it wouldn’t have happened. But wait a minute, isn’t she the one who came forward with the story? Why backtrack now, bitch?! For a little bit more time in the press, that’s why..

She says (oh so sincerely): “I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody’. I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it at the time like I think of it now.”

Yeah, she’s sorry now that her own 13-year-old son thinks she is a skank!

She admitted,

“My son, he went to a football game last Saturday and he was like, mom, ‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him.’”

She also dished last week that her children are getting crap about it at school. She’s not a very smart stripper, is she? Did she just think no one would recognize her on the cover of gossip rags in the supermarket? Greedy, dirty bitch.

As for being labeled a homewrecker (which she IS) she responds with something that totally contradicts her apology.

“She’s [Fergie] standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?”

Those poor kids. It HAS to suck having a whore for a mother.

(Ok, I think I found the bitch I want to box for the Celebrity Boxing Federation!)

Fergie and Josh Duhamel on their post stripper date

Is the stripper lying or is Josh Duhamel lying?

We’ve already discussed this before, and it doesn’t really matter what we think because Fergie seems to be fine with it. In public,  at least. The couple were spotted out together having dinner (photo above) and everything seemed hunky-dory. Except that Josh looked like he put the death grip on Fergie! I am not liking the body language of this pic..

Meanwhile, the dirty, busted face stripper has dished more details about the night she and Joshy were supposedly together. She says they watched porn, had sex, fell asleep, and throughout the night Josh kept waking her up for more. She says at one point she asked him if he was Fergie’s husband and he replied: “You know what you know.”

I really don’t want to believe he did this, but something tells me he did the nasty. Literally. Because that girl is nasty, in every sense of the word. And bitch looks like Cindy Brady!

So, Smackaholics, do you think Josh is innocent or guilty as charged? And do you think his marriage to Fergie will survive the scandal?

Josh Duhamel is denying reports that he may have slept with a skanky stripper while away from his wife in Atlanta.

The stripper, Nicole Forrester, sold her story to the National Enquirer for $20,000, but says that the magazine threatened to publish the story with or without her involvement. So like a good little stripper she opted to take a lie detector test (which she claims she passed), tell of she and Josh having “lots of sex” and pocket the $20k.

But now she is having regrets about telling her “story” because, she says, her kids didn’t know she was a stripper! The brainy act mom says that she has two children, both old enough to know better (daughter 10, son 13), who are now aware of her occupation.

Nicole says her son especially wants her to quit what she is doing. 

“My son’s like: Mom are you doing anything different now? He doesn’t want me to do this anymore. He doesn’t want me to dance and I feel like I can’t dance. I feel like people are just looking at me. It’s just bad. It’s just an uncomfortable situation with my children and all their friends know.”

“I’m never gonna dance again, guilty vadge, I’ve got no jizm…” STFU, bitch, you aren’t going to get any sympathy from me.

Poor little stripper. Decided to have her name and face plastered all over just to make a quick buck and gain a little notoriety while her children end up suffering the consequences. Didn’t she think of this before she decided to come out with this ridiculous story? Of course not, the syphilis is eating her brain! Ok, ok, enough stripper bashing, it’s too easy.

So anyhow…

Both Josh AND Fergie’s reps are freaking out about this rumor and are adamantly denying that Josh had sex with the bimbo. Like they know..pfft.

Duhamel’s publicist was quoted as saying: “This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity. This story is absolutely ridiculous.”

Fergie’s publicist agrees: “These allegations are nonsense.”

We’ll probably never know the truth here, but odds are, bitch is lying. Strippers will do anything, yes, damn near anything, for money. If they will give a BJ for $20 – imagine what they’ll do for $20k.

Josh Duhamel and the stripper

A stripper is claiming Josh Duhamel cheated on Fergie with her, after meeting him, of course, at a strip club.

According to the National Enquirer, the stripper, Nicole Forrester of Atlanta, supposedly took a polygraph test to confirm her story.

So this is what she claims went down. She met Josh a few weeks ago at the all-nude club, Tattletales Lounge, where she is employed. Duhamel was apparently in the area shooting the film, Life As We Know It, and stopped by the club with a friend. He told her his name was J.D. and get this, that he was in town to make a porn flick! If he seriously said that, O.m.g. Fergie, RUN!

Anyway, Josh and the stripper complimented each other saying how hot the other one was, then they drank a little, blah, blah blah, and next thing you know she’s giving Josh a 100% nude lapdance.

They swapped numbers and Joshy went on his way. That is, until October 9th when they reunited. He asked her to come over to his swanky $820 room at the St. Regis for some adult fun. You can guess the rest of the story.

If the story is true, then Josh probably paid her, and she immediately afterwards went running to the Enquirer for more $$$. Sheesh, talk about a wh*re! But whether or not it’s true, it’s sure to put a strain on the newlyweds marriage, and that’s too bad. Let’s hope it’s not true, for Fergie’s sake!

Since it is impossible to avoid the fact that TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is in theatres as of this week, Josh Duhamel appeared on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! the other night, because, without promotion like this, there is no way people would show up to see giant robots fight other giant robots while other stuff blows up and… oh, yeah… did I mention Megan Fox?

While on the show, Jimmy Kimmel asked Mr. Fergie about the recent incident between Will.I.am and Perez Hilton, which, according to reports, was sparked by Hilton’s less-than-kind words directed at Fergie, where he called her “fugly.”

“He goes a little below the belt, and when you poke somebody in the chest enough and when you call them enough names, I think it’s good to get your nose bloody… I kind of wish it was me.”

Yeah, well, Josh Duhamel, let me tell you what I wish for… I wish for a naked chick on a unicorn to ride into my bedroom every morning with a plate overflowing with bacon. Oh, how does that relate to you…? It doesn’t… but, now that you mention it, I wish your new movie didn’t suck so much, rendering 2-and-a-half hours of my life gone, wasted away forever. Mmmm… bacon.

Anyway, the lesson here is that you can’t always get what you want… or when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true… or one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. Words to live by, my friends… words to live by.

Black Eyed Peas on the Today Show, June 12, 2009.

The group performed “Boom Boom Pow” and “Pump It”.

What is it about Fergie Ferg’s face that is just not quite right?

I’m having a hard time pinpointing it, but I think she’s had some work done, and whatever it is makes her look weird as hell. Is it the cheeks or the lips? Has the Botox has been overdone? Maybe it’s just her naturally busted face?

Compare with some old photos of Fergie..

Alanis Morissette singing a slow, almost creepy version of The Black Eyed Peas “My Humps”.

Not only is the song a little weird, but the video is a little bizarre in that Alanis seems to be poking fun at Fergie in her video version. The song and the video don’t seem to mesh..