Fergie and Josh Duhamel met September 2004 when she and The Black Eyed Peas performed on Duhamel’s  show ‘Las Vegas’.

The way Josh tells it is like this, "After they finished rehearsing, I was walking out, and all of a sudden she was walking toward me. I was like, Oh boy. She stopped. And this is so sad, but I said, in this desperate voice, ‘You’re hot!’"

"The crush of a lifetime, and that was my line! But then an interesting thing happened. She replied, ‘Yeah, I read InStyle. So…how was I in your dream?"

Fergie told Playboy earlier this year, "I had read in a magazine that he had a naughty dream about me."

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"It’s not good for seven-year-olds to be going ‘My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps’. It’s not about music, it’s about sex."

-Lily Allen referring to Black Eyed Peas hit, ‘My Humps’

I just had to watch this years show being as it was hosted by Sarah Silverman.

And she didn’t disappoint.

The highlight of the evening for me was Sarah’s opening monologue.  Specifically when she mocked Paris Hilton going to jail..

"In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail.  (laughter erupts) The judge says that it’s going to be a no frills thing, and that is totally ridiculous.  She is totally going to get special treatment.  In fact, I heard in order to make her feel more comfortable in prison the guards are gunna paint the bars to look like penises."

The audience roars..

"I think it’s wrong too.  I just worry that she is going to break her teeth on those things."

The crowd goes wild. Cameras cut to Paris looking pissed but forcing a smile…

Heh.

I’m trying to plow through a bunch of Grammy pics because well, I can’t stand awards shows anymore.

No, I didn’t watch the Grammy’s and I doubt I’ll watch them next year. Awards shows are boring to me. I’d rather read about it the next day. I like to talk about celebrities, but c’mon I’m not THAT into them.. Heh.

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The usually scary, mushy meth faced Fergie looked pretty good at NYC Fashion Week. I will admit it, my eyes aren’t squinting this time.

Lots of people say her boobs are fake. I have no idea. Can you guys weigh in? Anyone know if her humps are natural, or were they placed there simply to draw attention away from her mug?

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I am just loving the blog, ‘Pretty on the Outside’.

I am a huge fan of art and of course, everything that is celebrity so how can I resist this delicious comedy?

Fergie is David’s next victim..and if he isn’t careful she may just make him hers.

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