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Frances Bean Cobain’s Ali Lohan Rant

Spicy — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:12:08 +0000

Frances Bean Cobain’s Ali Lohan Twitter Rant

Frances Bean Cobain took to her Twitter account to unleash a scathing rant about Ali Lohan and her sense of entitlement.

The post, which was far longer than Twitter’s 140 character max. (Francis used Twerbose.com to complete the thought), might have sounded better as a video rant being as Frances isn’t the greatest speller. But we’ll get to that later.

Frances, in so many words, she told Ali she was a talentless, scum sucking attention whore and that she will only achieve infamy, not fame.

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there.
Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

So, the question here is, what did Ali Lohan do to piss Frances off? There must have been something.

Although she isn’t exactly being a princess here, Frances isn’t saying anything untrue. I would say this letter could most certainly apply to any of the Lohans! They’re all a bunch of money hungry fame whores. A vast majority of Hollywood is, for that matter.

After her rant, Frances received a ton of comments criticizing her spelling errors – and her mother, Courtney Love. Frances has since deleted her account and probably won’t be doing that again anytime soon.

Personally, I think she should take up blogging. With spell check, of course.

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Frances Bean Cobain Sighting

Spicy — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:29:10 +0000

Frances Bean Cobain shops at the Zachary’s Smile boutique near Soho, New York, New York.

Last time we saw her she had black hair..

I love Frances Bean. But she makes me feel so damn old. I remember when she was just a little tike, hanging out with her mommy around Lake Washington after Kurt died. The whole world wondered and worried what she would grow up to be like.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Amazingly, Frances seems to have grown up to be quite the strong little gal. With an unstable mother and a father who committed suicide (I know from experience how that can f*ck you up) the odds were really stacked against her. She thrives, not on her parent’s legacies, but on being her own person, and that’s what makes her so cool.

The photos below are my two personal favorites of Frances when she was just a tiny lil’ gal. The one with Courtney was taken right after Kurt’s death.

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Someone Who Works at Rolling Stone is Jealous

Spicy — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:03:22 +0000

Some dirty little mole at Rolling Stone magazine must feel threatened by 15-year-old Francis Bean Cobain, who is interning for the rock n’ roll magazine this summer.

According to the New York Post an employee of Rolling Stone bitched to them that Frances doesn’t do most things that other interns do. Things like getting coffee for the highers up and running errands.

The source says that Frances, “doesn’t get coffee for anyone, calls in sick all the time and wears funny outfits.”

Funny oufits? In the rock and roll industry? The nerve! C’mon bitch, you are pulling for straws here.

But a Rolling Stone spokesperson denied the story, saying Frances Bean is great to work with. “She’s a great girl, and we’re thrilled to have her.”

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Courtney Love Rips Billy Corgan a New Asshole Online

Spicy — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:31:40 +0000

Courtney Love blogged about former lover Billy Corgan and shredded him to pieces for being unavailable for her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain’s 16th birthday party on August 18th.

Love claims that his refusal to attend the party made Frances cry. She tells Corgan that he won’t be seeing her daughter anytime soon.

She blogged,

“A sweet sixteen is a big event and I think she looked upon you as family. I know she did, as a trustworthy and wise (child), and you can’t lay your shit on a child of nine, and you as a man of 40 – my child sobbing, due to you, is unacceptable. I hate stating this on some random public forum, but the line is the kid, man.”

Love lays the guilt trip on Corgan saying that My Chemical Romance will be playing the party. She adds that Gerard Way even asked a band member to move his honeymoon dates so that they can play the gig.

“Gearrd Way,, who would do it in five seconds and has even asked and begged for his bandmate to cancel out on the honeymoon of his (coinciding with the sweet sixteen) so he can do it, made sure to promise to be there.”

I went to the Smashing Pumpkins website after suspecting the band may be on tour next month and my suspicions were correct. It’s the first tour for the Pumpkins this year.

So my guess is that Courtney probably sprung this on him – last minute – and is now pissed that he won’t cancel his tour dates to attend the party. I highly doubt he was trying to be a prick.

On a sidenote, can you believe Frances Bean will be 16?!

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Afternoon Briefs

Spicy — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:26:00 +0000

Afternoon Briefs - Your afternoon quickie

Arnold Schwarzenegger underwent surgery today on his broken leg, which he suffered while skiing in Sun Valley Idaho.
The surgery lasted 90-minutes. Cables and screws were used to wire the broken bone back together.
“Following the surgery, the governor was awake, alert and talking in the recovery room,” said Dr. Kevin Ehrhart, who performed the operation at St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica.

James Brown’s personal manager, Charles Bobbit, was at his bedside when the performer passed. “The most difficult thing is for me to stand here without him. We were a team.” Bobbit said that Brown told him, “I’m going away tonight.” Then he took three long, quiet breaths, and closed his eyes. Frank Copsidas, Brown’s agent, said that, “It appears what happened is that he did die of a heart attack as a result of his pneumonia.”

Carl Blaze, the 30-year old New York DJ who had been shot 13 times earlier this month died Saturday. Blaze was a DJ for hip-hop and R&B radio station Power 105.1 FM. The perpetrator also ripped his $20,000 necklace from his neck. Blaze is survived by his two children, 1 and 7, with his wife, Yvonne.

Spicy
Sources: CNN, ABC, Staten Island Live

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Courtney Love & Francis Bean Cobain

Spicy — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 19:55:00 +0000

I absolutely love these pictures..the guitars rock too!

I still can’t believe how quickly Francis has grown up. She is such an intelligent girl, an angel sent to her mother.

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Courtney Love & Frances Bean Shopping

Spicy — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 21:39:00 +0000

I adore Frances Bean.

I am happy to see her with her mother again. C’mon Courtney, keep it together babe. You have a completely precious child there. She is a strong and wise girl for her age. It’s nice to know that Frances may not end up like her parents. Amazing that child came out of Courtney’s womb, isn’t it?