Dita Von Teese says that drugs nearly destroyed her world famous physique when she was a teenager.

Teese, 37, admits that her flirtation with drugs quickly turned into a habit that took it’s toll on her body. She says that her weight dropped to just 91 pounds and that she lost her breasts in the process. Even after kicking drugs and regaining her health her boobs were never quite the same, so she opted for implants.

She explained:

“I was a bit of a party girl in the early ’90s and used LSD and Ecstasy. Eventually my weight dropped to 6stone 7-lbs. (91 pounds) and I looked terrible, so I gave up drugs. My breasts never recovered, so when I was 21 I had 32D implants. Now I’m a healthy 8st 2-lbs. (114 pounds).”

And looking good at that weight, I might add.

Dita spoke about her supposed “Drug ravaged boobs” on her Twitter yesterday saying, “Tabloid Headline:”Von Teese’s drug-ravaged boobs.” I was just thinking I could go for a (drug-free) boob ravaging, romance novel style.”

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Yup, Amy Winehouse got a boob job, just like daddy said.

It looks like Amy is pretty anxious to have everyone see them because she couldn’t stay in her top during the Q Awards the other day. Don’t tell me she didn’t know her nipples were totally exposed. Any chick who does this is doing it for attention. Guys, seriously, would you NOT know if your penis was hanging out? Um, yeah, don’t answer that.

See the unedited pics at Daily Mail.

Amy Winehouse has new boobs and her dad is creeping us out with the way he is so giddy about it.

When asked how is daughter is doing these days he replied,

“Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn’t have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.”

Wow, what kind of father says something like that? Weird. Imagine asking someone, “Hey, how’s your dad doing?” and they reply with, “He’s great! And I tell you what, since taking the little blue pill his pecker has a whole new spring in it’s step!”

W.T.F.? One mind eraser, please. And make it a double..

But as female to female, good for Amy! If having “better” boobs makes her happy, great. It’s just good to know that she’s not pounding on (if not living on) death’s doorstep any longer.

Looking forward to her new album though. Finally in 2010 it will be released. A quick little bit of info on the album: Boy George actually wrote one of the songs while he was in prison earlier this year. George recalls penning Your Pain Makes A Beautiful Sound:

“When I was away, I wrote a lot of stuff, which will be released next year. I wrote a diary and songs. I got into trouble because I wrote on the wall: ‘Some things are past understanding, you just need a place to land.’ It was part of a lyric. I actually wrote a song about Amy when I was in prison.”

Can’t wait to hear it!

Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan leaves her hotel with heaving cleavage in a black corset and a peacock skirt.

The only thing that distracts from her massive sandbags are those tacky shoes!

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Meghan McCain’s boob-i-full Twitpic

Meghan McCain posted a total boob shot on Twitter yesterday and then got all pouty and defensive when people commented on her rack.

With the photo she posted:

“my “spontaneous” night in is my Andy Warhol biography and takeout….I’m getting old”

When really she meant:

“LOOK AT MY BOOBS!”

Ya think? So when people responded negatively to the shot she acted like she had no clue as to why. Since then she posted six times defending herself. One of the posts:

“when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a “slut”, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am”

Save it, sister.

She’s also threatened to leave Twitter, because, well, it’s the thing to do this week.

“why I have been considering deleting my twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment”

Playing the dumb blonde, no doubt.

Ok, listen. Fake boobs or not, was the bitch standing on her effing head when she shot the photo? Her tits are around her neck! She is SO OBVIOUSLY pushing them up as high to her chin with her arm! The Warhol jazz was just a cover. She wanted you to notice her tits. The book is not focal point of this photo, Meghan. You’re not fooling us!

Shauna Sand and daughter at the Mr. Bones pumpkin patch.

Shauna left without buying any pumpkins and instead bought pizza. (WTF?)

By the way, are you headed to the pumpkin patch anytime soon? Don’t forget to wear your sky-high stripper heels and that trampy crocheted backless shirt that was so trendy about 10 years ago.

It’s all about comfort.

Check out Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch Website.

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Dita Von Teese shows off her ample cleavage as she arrives at London’s Movida nightclub.

Earlier in the evening Dita launched her new range of lingerie called “The Party Edition” at the Dorchester hotel.

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Well hello there, Rihanna’s nipples!

Rihanna shows off a nipple piercing by rocking a see-through tank top with no bra underneath yesterday, shown here as she arrived at ‘Da Silvano’ restaurant in the West Village, NY.

Celebrity women whip their tits out all the time now, don’t they? There are no secrets about who is pierced, who has quarter-sized nipples and who has half dollars. It’s all about, “Look at ME!”  Fashion, my ass, wearing see-through pieces like this is just another way to make sure you are in the papers/blogs. And it works. Could you imagine if female celebs would have been the way they are now, back in earlier days?

A Princess Grace upskirt clam shot as she is getting out of the car, an Audrey Hepburn nipple slip on the red carpet? Hell no, those ladies had class! There are no standards anymore. It’s all about whipping out your goods and flaunting them. Because having millions of people adore you just isn’t enough!

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