I guess, if you consider silicone a good thing.

I’m certainly not against having your boobs done, but good lawd, woman! Having mammoth tits like that is just asking to be critiqued. How can you look at Jodie Marsh and NOT think she’s an easy bimbo? She might a well have an eye tattooed on each mound since that’s the only thing people see when they look at her. Oh, and her f*cked up nose..

Can you imagine trying to sleep with those things flopping around? Forget sleeping on your stomach! They look sloppy, uncomfortable and really don’t do much for her figure.

Guys, chime in, Hot or NOT?

UK bimbo Jodie Marsh is truly at the bottom of the white trash can.

Not even 30 years-old, she looks like she’s pushing 50. Toting her boytoy around while wearing a halter dress that showcases her basketball sized melons, she exudes a lack of confidence although she tries to portray otherwise.

What is she hiding from underneath all that makeup? Her terribly ugly inside?

“I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some boxing and weights. I want to be totally back in shape for when I start putting out my next record.”

- Christina Aguilera is working on getting her pre-baby body back but she and husband Jordan are happy with the way she looks in the meantime.

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Can you guess whose boobs they are? Click them to find out! Yes, it’s a slow news week..

Jordan (Katie Price) promoting her new book in a ridiculous outfit.

Bitch is like Pam Anderson. Aging attention whores are the worst! Anyhow, I say she looks like the ringleader of the sluts-on-parade circus, but the outfit does scream superhero whore!

Heidi Montag admits the overwhelming negative response she received after her new video ‘Higher’ came out, made her sob herself to sleep.

Heh. You know I had to cover this story.

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably. I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out. I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me…I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams.” Montag says.

Equally annoying boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, says he comforted Heidi after the negative reviews began pouring in.

“I just held her and told her it was going to be OK. This is just part of being an artist. If it were easy, everyone would be a pop star.”Regardless of most of us finding the song unlistenable, teeny-boppers have been eating it up. Montag’s song ‘Higher’ reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.

Yeah, I know. Britney’s Blackout all over again..

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Damn, girl has got curves! Don’t you just want to stick your face between those things?

She looks great with a little meat on her bones actually. If only she would lay off the fricking war paint! She’s a pretty girl who thinks she has to glam it up all the time. I think she’s much hotter when she is dressed down and has minimal makeup. She overdoes everything. The tan, the hair, the makeup.

Quit trying so hard Xtina!

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Click on each to find out who owns the body part!

Oh, and that second one isn’t Borat!