Shauna Sand and daughter at the Mr. Bones pumpkin patch.

Shauna left without buying any pumpkins and instead bought pizza. (WTF?)

By the way, are you headed to the pumpkin patch anytime soon? Don’t forget to wear your sky-high stripper heels and that trampy crocheted backless shirt that was so trendy about 10 years ago.

It’s all about comfort.

Check out Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch Website.

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Dita Von Teese shows off her ample cleavage as she arrives at London’s Movida nightclub.

Earlier in the evening Dita launched her new range of lingerie called “The Party Edition” at the Dorchester hotel.

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Well hello there, Rihanna’s nipples!

Rihanna shows off a nipple piercing by rocking a see-through tank top with no bra underneath yesterday, shown here as she arrived at ‘Da Silvano’ restaurant in the West Village, NY.

Celebrity women whip their tits out all the time now, don’t they? There are no secrets about who is pierced, who has quarter-sized nipples and who has half dollars. It’s all about, “Look at ME!”  Fashion, my ass, wearing see-through pieces like this is just another way to make sure you are in the papers/blogs. And it works. Could you imagine if female celebs would have been the way they are now, back in earlier days?

A Princess Grace upskirt clam shot as she is getting out of the car, an Audrey Hepburn nipple slip on the red carpet? Hell no, those ladies had class! There are no standards anymore. It’s all about whipping out your goods and flaunting them. Because having millions of people adore you just isn’t enough!

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“Real Housewives of New York” reality star Bethany Frankel premieres her Skinny Girl Margarita at the Montauk Yacht Club.

I can’t help but look at her boobs, then the limes, then her boobs… She should have saved her money and just put a couple limes in her bra.  She looks like the Joker with a brunette wig and funky tits.

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Jennifer Aniston’s nipples make a special appearance as she arrives on the set of ‘The Bounty’.

Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me…?

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Robin Quivers proudly shows off her 34-Gs!

No, this isn’t exactly the Robin Quivers bathing suit photo everyone is looking for, but I figured this is a nice substitute…heh.

During a night off from her tour, singer Britney Spears brings her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to visit the Eiffel Tower.

I see she is braless yet once again! And how fitting, she’s in yellow. Perfect for her banana boobs!

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