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“Horny” Short Film

Spicy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:19:27 +0000

“Horny”

I am a huge fan of independent short films and happened across this one on the Independent Film Channel the other day.

What makes men horny? Well, pretty much anything. Not that we didn’t know this, but I think you’ll enjoy this clip, it gives a glimpse into that mysterious organ, the man’s brain. Er…or his something.

I HAD to share this clip. It is hilarious! And TOTALLY so how men think, right? (Not that we are angels either, ladies!)

A MUST WATCH! I promise, you will love this.

Check out more *Tales of Mere Existence here.

*Spicy recommended!

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How Do You Know if Your Ass Stinks?

Spicy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:54:43 +0000

Well, now ya know.

I usually HATE forwarded emails but o.m.g., this one had me laughing out loud. Sick and disgusting, yes, but incredibly amusing at the same time.

Happy Monday.

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“So I Married an Axe Murderer”: I Love the 90’s!

Spicy — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:58:53 +0000

Mike Meyers was truly in his prime in the classic 1993 film, So I Married an Axe Murder.

There are so many fabulous lines from this flick, but I think the best ones are probably in this three-and-a-half minute clip. All spoken by Mike Meyers as he plays his Scottish father, Stuart.

“If it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP!” I’m sure you have heard that line before, but my personal favorite is the reference to William’s head.

“Look at the size of that boy’s head. I’m not kiddin’ it’s like an orange on a toothpick . . . that’s a huge noggin’! That’s a virtual planetoid. Has it’s own weather system. I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik. Spherical but quite pointy at parts. Now that was offside, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.”

Awhh, Mike Meyers, bring your old school humor back!

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Driver Splashes Kids With Huge Puddle

Spicy — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:25:17 +0000

A 29-year old woman and her significant other intentionally drove through a huge puddle of water, splashing children waiting for a bus on the sidewalk.

The video is pretty funny – as long as it wasn’t your child. Childish, and possibly even dangerous, but funny nonetheless. Those poor, unsuspecting kids really got soaked!

As the couple drive down the hill toward the kids, the woman is heard gigging as the male passenger gives commentary. Both seem extremely jacked to be doing this. They were quite proud of themselves and (stupidly) posted the clip on YouTube.

Once the video went viral, multiple people reported the clip to police. The woman turned herself in voluntarily and has been charged with careless driving.

Lesson #1. Don’t post illegal stuff on YouTube. Time and time again we have seen morons do this. The couple hours it goes viral is not worth being the internet dumb sh*t of the day.

Lesson #2. Kids, don’t stand by the big puddles, huddled in a group just waiting for it to happen!

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Drunk Guy Tries to Buy More Beer

Spicy — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:44:36 +0000

Some extremely drunk guy goes into a convenience store and tries to buy beer.

The only problem is that he can barely walk. But he is really good at thrashing around on the floor while holding onto his half rack.

I kind of feel bad for laughing, but o.m.g. this video is hilarious!

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David Letterman Sex Scandal Video

Spicy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:21:36 +0000

See more funny videos and Entertainment Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

David Letterman Sex Scandal Video

Who knew Robert Halderman had time to cut a film about the David Letterman and Stephanie Birkitt sex scandal?

CollegeHumor.com, that’s who.

Love this!!

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WTF Collective – Jon Lajoie

Spicy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:54:23 +0000

WTF Collective – Jon Lajoie

Another great rap spoof video from Jon Lajoie. This one is called, “WTF Collective”.

And it only gets better as it goes on.

You may remember I posted his “Normal Guy” rap I posted last year. [If not watch it here.] That one still might be my favorite, but “WTF Collective” is pretty outstanding and wickedly funny as well.

Warning, lots of F-bombs – but if you’re down with a warped sense of humor, you’ll love this.

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Obama Chia Pet

Spicy — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:08:35 +0000

Chia’s Special Edition ‘Obama’ Chia Pet

The wonderful folks at Chia have done it again. Introducing the President Obama Chia Pet . . . or Chia “Head”, if you will.

For a whopping $28 (or 2 for $40) you too, can own an Obama Chia of your own!

Can you believe the price on that thing? It’s a packet of cheap seeds and a small, ceramic head. Rip-off! BUT, I kinda want one. Just so I could give him a mohawk or something crazy. One thing is for certain, I’ll never buy one at that ridiculous price!

Ok, so who is going to be the first to say it’s controversial or racist? Because you KNOW someone will..

Visit the Obama Chia website here.

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Drunk Girl at Lions Game VIDEO

Spicy — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:47:07 +0000

A drunk girl at a Lions game causes a scene

There is nothing better than seeing some drunk, pissed off assh*le get owned.

That’s, of course, why I am posting this video!

At a recent Lions game, someone took a video of this wasted chick throwing a fit. Somehow or another she ended up pissed off at a guy sitting in front of her. She eggs him on, getting in his face, charging at him while talking mad sh*t.

She should have let it go.

After this goes on for a couple minutes people in the crowd start getting tired of the drunk drama queen (and her friend) and start reporting her to security. Once security arrives the drunk trashy bitches keep flapping their jaws, all fired up. The crowd starts singing, “..nah, nah, nah, nah…hey, hey, hey, goodbye!”

Then it gets really funny.

Just watch..

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The Dan Band – The Jay Leno Show VIDEO

Spicy — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:16:29 +0000

The Dan Band on The Jay Leno Show premiere

These guys were hilarious!

LOVED this and had to share. The part with the hoses had me rolling. I loved the entire Jay Leno Show last night. The energy was great and he had really good guests on. Just hope he can keep the momentum up!