Someone is going to look like a jackass . .

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A. Simply mix his name up with that of the number one hunted terrorist in the world!

Talk about embarrassing!  Do you think that guy still has a job? By the look on Obama’s face, I doubt it.  By the way, Matt Lauer almost did the same thing this morning on The Today Show! (One minute into the video.)

Oops!

Megan Fox is no dummy.

In the greenroom at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards - which airs this Sunday -Jeremy Piven gawked at the sex symbol, unable to take his feasting eyes off her. Sources add that he was absolutely dying to meet her.

Fox, who was completely uninterested in the slimy actor, put him in his place after his pick-up line failed. Piven approached Fox and said smoothly, “I don’t know you, but I should.”

He continued to try and butter-up the actress, “I know you’re getting an award.”

A disgusted Fox snapped back,”Do you even know which one?” and promptly turned on her heels leaving an embarrassed Piven in her wake.

Awesome.

Ok, I posted this yesterday afternoon but it was one of the posts that I lost, so in case you missed it here it is again.

It’s Derrick Barry, a 24-year-old Britney Spears impersonator, and this guy is GOOD! Britney needs to hire this guy to stage a comeback for her!

Love it!

That crazy, outspoken New York divorcée Tricia Walsh Smith is once again speaking out about her bitter divorce with estranged husband, Shubert Organization president, Philip Smith.

Love her or hate her, this woman knows how to campaign.

Paul Heyman of “The Heyman Hustle” had the honor of driving Tricia around New York City in a luxury SUV (I doubt she would have agreed to do it in a KIA) while asking probing questions and getting the scorned woman to come forward with more intimate details of her “sexless” marriage.

The interview is kicked off with Heyman saying to the 52-year-old, “You’re a recovering alcoholic…” He has a way of laying those important facts on the table..

Heh.

Then regarding her sexless marriage claims, Paul assures Tricia, “I think you’re very bangable . . and you know, if you were my wife you’d be walking around with a limp.”

The woman who seems to lack a sense of humor cracks a smile…

SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Tricia went worldwide with her story on YouTube in April, livid because of a clause in her prenuptial agreement that stated she must leave the couple’s Park Avenue penthouse after just 30 days if he had grounds for divorce. She feels as though she is up against a giant, saying her wealthy ex-husband has many powerful friends and influences.

“After almost nine years of marriage I think I deserve to be treated better, but Philip is a powerful man and it feels like everyone is on his side . . He has well-known friends like the theatre producers Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron Mackintosh and newspapers such as the New York Times eat out of his hand.”

In past videos she claims that Philip told her his high blood pressure prevented him from having sex with her. She says she believed him - until she discovered secretly hidden bottles of Viagra, porn movies and condoms.

However this time on video she tells Paul Heyman, (whose raw bluntness somehow magically gets his victims to open up to him) that women lose interest in sex after having been with the same man for only a couple of years.

As they say, there are three sides to every story. Your side, their side and the truth.

Stay tuned for part II of the interview next week..

John Mayer can be such a dork. Right now he’s obsessed with his hair and anytime reporters speak with him he changes the subject to his new, feathered, 80s haircut.

From People magazine,

“I want everyone who reads People magazine to know how important this haircut is. It’s important because it draws people together. Feel it. Run your fingers through my hair, and tell me what it feels like.”

And hair was the only topic on Mayer’s mind, having brushed off questions about his Miami weekend with Jennifer Aniston, saying, “Forget about blogs.” Instead, Mayer took this reporter’s hand and insisted that she run her fingers through his hair again — and again.

“Run your fingers through it all the way and describe what it feels like,” he said, before demanding, “Now, write a haiku about what my hair feels like.” It couldn’t be done on the spot. “That’s the thing,” he said. “No one can do it,” before climbing into the front seat of his car and driving away.

So of course now readers are writing Haiku’s about John’s new ‘do. Me included. They are kinda fun to read, but it’s obvious some people have no idea what a Haiku is. Go ahead, write your own. Yours might get featured on People magazine.

Silken layered locks

His haircut’s a wonderland

Bringing 80s back

Remember when I used to do those Conan O’Brien-ish ‘If They Mated’ posts? If you have read the Smack long enough, you’ll recall.

Well, David over at Pretty on the Outside came up with a genius rendition of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon morphed together. I’d like to think this is the lovechild of the two. Isn’t she/he gorgeous? Heh.

Check out David’s site for more celebrity photoshop/artsy-fartsy fun!  He rocks!