Gary Coleman and his 22 year-old wife on Tyra Banks talking about sex, money and their relationship.

Whoa, I know when Gary Coleman introduced his new wife to the world, he said he was still a virgin up until that point, but I didn’t know that he still is!

Gary recently admitted to The Insider that the couple never ‘consummated’ the marriage! They have been married since August!! What the hell is going on? You mean there is a man on earth who isn’t worried about wetting his willy every 15 minutes? Heh.

I saw Coleman and bride on TV the other day (either Extra or ET?) and they were talking about how all they do is fight and how he had just thrown a printer against a wall out of rage. His wife said that basically he does that shit all the time.

Nice, he must have the Napolean complex! You know, little men with big anger issues. So he doesn’t romance her, he just throws tantrums and makes her life hell.

No wonder the little f*cker has never been laid.

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I’m just saying…

Gary Coleman thought he could sell his car on eBay, no problem!

Hell, he’s Gary Coleman! Who wouldn’t want his ride? You might have to adjust the seat a bit, but it’s fixable!

Well, it seems Gary isn’t quite the star he once was, and the eBay auction failed to find him a buyer. And get this, he was even throwing in a free autograph with the auction! Truly unbelievable that alone didn’t close the deal.

Heh.

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Natalie Portman has a movie due out in theaters soon called, “Closer”.

She originally appeared in a nude scene but last word was that it had been axed.

Say it isn’t so. Well, I guess we can always hope for extra scenes on DVD..