Gawd I hate Gene Simmons.

The prick who can’t get enough of himself – or his money – made an appearance on Fox News and surprisingly shut up about himself long enough to discuss somebody else. That person was Adam Lambert. Oh, lucky Adam.

Adam performed with KISS earlier this year on American Idol.

After listening to Gene ramble on about himself for sometime, the interviewer asks him what is was like performing with Adam on the show. Gene takes immediate offense, correcting her, “How was it like for him to perform with us, you mean?”

Typical Gene. He then goes on to say how he thinks Adam will do well in the industry but adds,

“…but mostly he should shut up about his sexual preferences, we, America, and the rest of the world, doesn’t really doesn’t care. I mean, if the story becomes ‘I prefer farm animals,’ it’s like, who cares? Be quiet about what you do indoors and go sing.”

The interviewer cracked me up. She handled Gene quite well. After Gene said what he had to say about Adam, he says “You agree with me!”

She responded with: “I agree with everything you have to say because you’re the guest on my show!”

Ha! Telling it like it is.

As repetitive and narcissistic as Gene is, you have to give him credit for slipping those KISS plugs in a billion times per interview. In that short amount of time, he managed to plug his reality show, a film he is producing, an upcoming KISS album, a 60-city tour, his marketing company that is involved with Indy Car racing, KISS perfume, and even KISS caskets.

Gah, STFU already!

Anyhow, Adam is sure getting everyone’s panties in a bunch. By everyone I mean big gnarly rock stars like Rob Zombie. Oh wait, he’s not big, he’s like 5′2″. Serious, and that was in outrageously tall platform boots..

Rob took a hit at Lambert the other day, saying he was nothing compared to the likes of, say, Mick Jagger:

“I’m sure Adam can f–king sing 10 times better than Mick Jagger, but who gives a s–t. He ain’t f–king Mick Jagger. You know what I mean? There are probably a million guitar players in the world better than Keith Richards, but they ain’t f–king Keith Richards!”

True, but he’s good enough to have you all talking about him!
[MJ]

Traci Anna Koval is the woman in the sex tape filmed with Gene Simmons, and though many believe she is the one who released the video, she is saying otherwise.

The intimate tape, which shows KISS front man Simmons having sex on what appears to be Traci’s bed, was released and posted all over the internet earlier this year.

Koval claims she she signed away any rights to the video in 2003. She adds that the backlash that came after was worse than the humiliation of the tape being made public.

She tells Hustler magazine,

“I’m the victim. I didn’t try to capitalize on this situation. I’ve lost longtime friends like (director) Michael Bay and (actor) Crispin Glover. I was at one of (rapper) Ja Rule’s houses in Southern California, just chilling with him and his friends, and he freaked out about the Gene Simmons sex tape. He kicked me out of the house.”

She says that she and JaRule have since reconciled.

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Seriously OMG! published a few photos of Gene Simmons with a bald head!

‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels‘ Season Three premieres tonight and I am wondering if it’s just a publicity stunt. But I must say, he looks TONS better without that Brillo pad on his head! Huge improvement, Gene.

See more pics here.

“I think, as a female, that I’d be offended if he hadn’t. Knowing his reputation, I don’t know if my pride could handle it if Gene Simmons hadn’t at least tried to flirt with me.”

- Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, on Gene Simmons flirting with her on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’.

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This is a video about recent happenings in the always exciting life of Britney Spears.

In it you hear about Britney instructing young girls at the Millennium dance studio and her dumping Adnan so she can work on her career. But the gem in this video is the short clip of Gene Simmons (with whom I have a love/hate relationship) at the end.

It seems that Gene knows why Britney gets so much attention – it’s because she attracts it. He also dishes advice for young pop-stars like Britney who are afraid of poor record sales. And that is, to “Shave.”

SPLASH

Ok. I wasn’t going to post anything about the gross sex tape of Gene Simmons and some dumb whore who is a spokesperson for an energy drink that he endorses. But I can’t help it.

(If you haven’t seen the clips Drunken Stepfather has all the goods here.)

First of all, what chick, in her right mind, would pork such a repulsive, arrogant, a**hole pig? If you have seen his reality show on A&E, “Gene Simmons: Family Jewels”, you know what I am talking about. I liked the show the first season, but by the second I had grown tired of Gene talking about money and watching Shannon spend it.

And his kids? Oh my gosh. Can you imagine? They probably found out about the tape through friends or the internet… I mean, why is it I picture Sophie crying about it? Poor thing is what, 14? and has to deal with the world knowing her dad stuck his d*ck in some stupid tramp. Nice job, Gene.

Now let’s not pretend this has never happened before, it’s just never been so public. Shannon had to have known what she was getting into when she hooked up with him many years ago, and should be smart enough to figure out why Gene won’t marry her. Or is she?

Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…

As for the tape, what an embarrassment! Is it just me, or does the chick not seem down with kissing Gene? Isn’t that weird? She turns her head away from him everytime he attempts to kiss her. You’d think any groupie slut would kiss him, so what’s this chick’s deal? Strictly f*cking and no kissing – smells like a hooker to me.

And what’s up with Gene’s pants? Didn’t have time to take them off? They are wrapped around his ankles like he’s going to run the hell out of there as soon as his mission is accomplished. Doesn’t that hinder performance?

Regardless, he is nasty, the bitch is nasty and I can guarantee you, whatever ass Shannon is getting on the side is better than that old washed up rock star with the little peepee.

“Gene tried to pick up my beautiful daughter Ivanka. Now Gene’s a friend of mine and he’s a great guy, (but) I don’t want him with Ivanka.”

- Donald Trump on his former ‘apprentice’ Gene Simmons.

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Gene Simmons works hard for his money. So he wants his children to do the same.

Gene says he won’t let his kids, Nick, 18, and Sophie, 15, live off his money when they are adults.

“What I wanna do is what every bird does in its nest – it forces the kids to go out there and figure it out for themselves.By the way, in terms of an inheritance and stuff, they’re gonna be taken care of, but they will never be rich off my money. Because every year they should be forced to get up out of bed and go out and work and make their own way.

The point is, there’s gonna be a yearly allowance so that their rent and their food and all that stuffs gonna be taken care of, but if you want riches, you should do that yourself – you should never thank your parents, ‘I was born into money.’ ‘Well, that’s nice, but what have you done lately?’

Because I don’t them to say, ‘Thanks, dad, for making me rich.’ No, you wanna be able to stand on your own two feet and say, ‘I did that.’”

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Gene Simmons is slamming reports that we married longtime girlfriend and former Playboy Playmate, Shannon Tweed.

Simmons posted a message to fans on his website claiming he will never get married to Tweed.

“I have been deluged with new emails saying some very nice things. Thank you. But, seriously girls, I AM NOT MARRIED!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF EVERY GETTING MARRIED. It shocks me that women keep saying ‘your wife’… and can’t get it through their heads there IS NO wife. Never has been. Never will be. Women are finally FREE. You live in the 21st Century. You DON’T HAVE TO BE MARRIED, if you don’t want to. So ladies, I say this again, I AM NOT MARRIED.”

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