
Ok. I wasn’t going to post anything about the gross sex tape of Gene Simmons and some dumb whore who is a spokesperson for an energy drink that he endorses. But I can’t help it.
(If you haven’t seen the clips Drunken Stepfather has all the goods here.)
First of all, what chick, in her right mind, would pork such a repulsive, arrogant, a**hole pig? If you have seen his reality show on A&E, “Gene Simmons: Family Jewels”, you know what I am talking about. I liked the show the first season, but by the second I had grown tired of Gene talking about money and watching Shannon spend it.
And his kids? Oh my gosh. Can you imagine? They probably found out about the tape through friends or the internet… I mean, why is it I picture Sophie crying about it? Poor thing is what, 14? and has to deal with the world knowing her dad stuck his d*ck in some stupid tramp. Nice job, Gene.
Now let’s not pretend this has never happened before, it’s just never been so public. Shannon had to have known what she was getting into when she hooked up with him many years ago, and should be smart enough to figure out why Gene won’t marry her. Or is she?
Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…
As for the tape, what an embarrassment! Is it just me, or does the chick not seem down with kissing Gene? Isn’t that weird? She turns her head away from him everytime he attempts to kiss her. You’d think any groupie slut would kiss him, so what’s this chick’s deal? Strictly f*cking and no kissing - smells like a hooker to me.
And what’s up with Gene’s pants? Didn’t have time to take them off? They are wrapped around his ankles like he’s going to run the hell out of there as soon as his mission is accomplished. Doesn’t that hinder performance?
Regardless, he is nasty, the bitch is nasty and I can guarantee you, whatever ass Shannon is getting on the side is better than that old washed up rock star with the little peepee.
