I’m not sure I believe this one. At least I don’t think it led to the absolute demise of George Clooney and Sarah Larsen’s relationship, but then again, who knows.

Sources are saying that one of the reasons that the couple broke up is because George didn’t like Sarah’s new boobs!

The former cocktail server had them done in May despite Clooney expressing he wished she didn’t.

“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed,” a source told In Touch Weekly.

As for the breakup, Larsen never saw it coming.

“They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything. He had to explain himself because she’d found out with the rest of the world.”

Apparently Sarah loves her new boobies and is hoping to pose for Playboy (of course) now that she is single and trying to claw her sorry ass to the top . . or even the bottom rung.

A friend says, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”

George Clooney, who has sworn he will never marry again, broke off his romance to Sarah Larson with a swift kick to her ass - so to speak.

Larson is reportedly shocked and devastated at the sudden breakup. She’s moved back to Las Vegas, where she lived before her whirlwind romance with Clooney.

Larson boldly stepped back into the public eye last Saturday at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa’s grand opening party - the same casino she worked in only a year ago.

She had been living with Clooney, who when he decided it was over pulled the rug from under her feet, moving out of his own home until she had gathered her things and left. I always figured he’d be a dick like that. He’s George Clooney!

One of Sarah’s friends dished, “She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”

I guess we’ll see how strong Larson is, and if she can manage to pull a Kim Kardashian and achieve fame by association.

We knew it wouldn’t last because George Clooney isn’t exactly the marrying kind.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Clooney, 47, dumped his girlfriend of the past year, Sarah Larson, 29.

A friend of Sarah’s dished that the actor moved out of his home temporarily to allow Sarah to gather her belongings and hoof it outta there.

A source said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Clooney’s publicist won’t comment on the matter.. but what is there to doubt?

Ooohh! I wonder when her book will be out! Dish it girl…dish it!!

I do hate to admit that reality shows are one of my guilty pleasures.

Rock of Love with Bret Michaels is one of my favorites although I don’t say that with pride. So when I heard that George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson watched it as well I was a little surprised.

Sarah told Harper’s Bazaar, “We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

Larson was once on a reality show herself, NBC’s Fear Factor. She says that if George would have been a reality star when she met him he wouldn’t have had a shot. (Duh.)

“If George had been on a reality show, I don’t think I’d have talked to him. It would have been like, ‘That’s nice.’ But after a little consideration she adds, “I don’t know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.”

Either one of George Clooney’s friends doesn’t like his new girlfriend, Sarah Larson, or someone pulled a tasteless prank on the actor.

Clooney told the New Yorker that he received a voicemail from a middle-aged man who told him that he was representing a group of Clooney’s friends who want the actor to drop the cocktail waitress.

Clooney played the message for the magazine and Larson was there to hear it for the first time as well.

The message says, “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”

When Larson hears the message she goes off about how she is portrayed unfairly in the press.

“They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”

Clooney, who is known for being a prankster, doesn’t think the message was a joke.

“It’s not a prank - none of my friends would do that.”

Nor does he think it’s funny. In fact, he enrolled his police officer driver to trace the number, which was tracked down to a pre-paid cell phone, but that’s as far as the investigation got.

But take that as a warning prank phone caller, Clooney has a police chauffeur and he’s not afraid to use it!

Part I

Part II

Gorgeous George Clooney talks about his latest flick, Leatherheads, his girlfriend, children and and whatever else that doesn’t matter because you’ll be too busy checking out his hotness when you watch the video.