Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out in Monacco this weekend.

Butler, who has recently been linked to his co-star Jennifer Aniston, and Lohan both attended a fancy schmancy party celebrating the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco Saturday night. The two danced and partied together, and at the end of the night they left together, in a golf cart. How romantic.

Lohan was rumored to recently have had a similar encounter with married Balthazar Getty, but it was denied by both parties. I don’t doubt it for a second though. These are all a bunch of Hollywood whores we are talking about here. They get around and all eventually end up having sex with one another…

Gerard Butler and his little giddy, “The Butler did it,” joke about having more threesomes than twosomes lumped him into that whore category as well. And hell, anyone who will hit a Lohan is a tramp and most likely has a Teflon peen. He better hope he does, anyway.

Update: Lindsay is denying the rumor. Go figure.

Jessica Simpson & Gerard Butler

Are Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler dating?

According to the New York Post, the two had dinner together at Soho House in NY. They weren’t alone though, they dined with friends including Jessica’s joined-at-the-hip hairstylist Ken Paves.

“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”

Aha! So THIS is the threesome Gerard was hinting at! The Butler did it!

Gerard Butler talks about ‘threesomes’!

One of the sexiest men in Hollywood is admitting that he has an appetite for threesomes.

During an appearance on MTV’s “It’s On with Alexa Chung,” he was asked point blank, “Have you had a threesome this year?”

The reaction on Gerard’s face makes it clear he’s probably just had one in his dressing room. He answers excitedly, without missing a beat, “The Butler did it!”

The seemingly prepubescent audience goes wild. Gerard grins, biting his lip and practically cupping his balls with his hands. He’s like a teenaged boy. He continues, “If you’d have asked me if I’d have had a twosome I would have said, ‘The Butler didn’t do it!’ ”

Chalk Gerard up as one of those celebs who are good looking – until they open their fat mouth.

“The Ugly Truth” premiere in London.

Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler definitely seem to get along quite well. Maybe even a little too much!

And we’re all green with envy..

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Katherine Heigl and hottie Gereard Butler at the Los Angeles Premiere of “The Ugly Truth”.

I like Katherine Heigl. So she smokes? BFD. People need to get over it. Love the brunette hair too! I think she makes a better brunette than blonde.

And Gerard…meeeooooooow!

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After her ex-husband survived the plane crash that left him covered in second and third degree burns, Shanna Moakler vowed to stay by his side until he was recovered.

Well, it didn’t last long.

Barker let everyone know via his MySpace earlier this week that Shanna hadn’t been to see him in over a week. I’m guessing everything’s calmed down a bit and the camera ops have thinned out. Moakler likes her publicity, and looking back, it seems as though she used the tragedy – making it all about her.

In the photos where she was snapped paying a visit to her children’s father, she was seen sobbing with no makeup on and in hospital scrubs. Don’t think the cameras found her – I think she found the cameras. I actually thought it was odd when it all happened, but at the time thought it was in bad taste to bring it up.

Moakler’s hospital pics remind me of when Paris Hilton was being carted off to jail. You saw her bawling in the back of the cop car because she had her face pointed towards all the hundreds of cameras. She wasn’t hiding anything.These Hollywood women sure as hell know how to work the cameras – and the public.

Moakler uses every opportunity to get exposure. Remember her big ol’ divorce party? She couldn’t wait to show off that cake!

ANYHOW, after all that ranting – Shanna is over Travis’ tragedy and on to bedding Gerard Butler. The two were snapped getting cozy at a Hollywood hotspot last night. Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up!