So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird.

Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it’s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days.

A source told Us Weekly that Alex has been seen sneaking out of her building “as late as midnight.” And that, “All the doormen are talking.”

Poor Guy Ritchie just landed in NY yesterday, probably hoping to see his wife and kids and ta-da! He’s stepping into this huge pile almost immediately. I bet he won’t be in NY long.

Madonna attended a Yankee game on June 22nd and sat in A-Rod’s seats. Alex attended her concert in NYC on April 30th - I’m sure his seats were pretty good, too.

Madonna even bought her son Rocco, 7, some Yankees gear that he was seen rocking in Central Park last week. Ouch . . looking back, that one will sting daddy.

Rodriguez is known for being a total douchebag when it comes to women. I have told you all in the past that while working as a bartender we had to deal with him up here in Seattle. He’s a total man-whore! I cannot stand this asshole. I’ll just say that I was happy when Texas, then NY took him.

Fellow dickhead Jose Canseco (who also stuck it to Madge) said in his book that he “hates [A-Rod's] guts,” because he hit on his wife. Not surprising. A-Rod hits on everyone!

I thought for sure after Alex was caught running around with a stripper behind his wife’s back that she would dump his sorry ass - but no. She’s not too smart, obviously. She not only took him back, she got pregnant, again, and had another kid.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice shame on me.

Will Cynthia Rodriguez take him back, again? Will Madge and A-Rod become an item or will it be a fling? What will become of the divorce? The kids?

Egad.

Seems like a lot of hassle for a piece of trim.

Madonna and husband of seven years Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce, right?

No so, says Ritchie’s mother, Lady Amber Leighton.

“There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce,” she said.

Rumors have been spreading like wildfire about the couple. It’s been reported that Madge met with super high powered attorney Fiona Shackleton last week, and she was spotted out without her wedding ring this weekend.

Lady Leighton says she wanted to set the record straight because all the media speculation has “pained her”.

“They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh.”

She added that Guy was on his way to New York to spend time with his wife. Guy was indeed photographed at the airport in London on his way to New York, but he too, had no ring.

A divorce between Madonna and husband of seven years, Guy Ritchie, is inevitable say sources close with the couple.

The couple are said to be discussing their split in an amicable manner. Although Made and Guy still share the same mansion, word has it they are leading entirely separate lives.

The source said, “They’re obviously sad but they’re dealing with it like grown-ups. Things have just run their natural course . . They live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife and thought it best to call it a day.”

Rumor has it the adoption of David Banda also caused problems between the couple - Guy being against it.

The couple are prepared to formally announce the split after Madonna’s world tour ends on November 29th.

You can expect Madonna to be spending more time at her homes in Los Angeles and New York. In fact, Madonna was seen at a NY Yankees game with her manager this past weekend.

Ritchie has been busy working on Sherlock Holmes film and has been seen out spending time with his buddies.

Forecasting future marital problems, Madonna told MTV in 2005 that she “wanted to end everything . . My husband didn’t turn out to be everything I imagined him to be.”

Ouch! Bitch is colder than a witch’s tit!

She added, “Guy can be intolerant of my behavior. But he has certain personality traits which need to change as well.”

Holy Moly! is reporting that Madonna has hired one heck of a pitbull divorce lawyer, sparking rumors of a split between the music icon and her husband of eight years, Guy Ritchie.

She met with the attorney just over a week ago.

Rumor has it that there is no pre-nup! I’m shocked! Madge has always struck me as 100% business, even in love. This could be detrimental for her being as she is worth millions, upon millions…upon more millions.

The source reveals that the two have merely “grown apart” and have been spending a lot of time on their own.

It’s been rumored for ages that the couple would split and now it’s in the beginning stages of the end.

Read more over at Holy Moly.

“I had to marry someone as tough as me. Guy’s definitely tough. I had to marry a challenge, otherwise I would just get bored. Whatever else Guy is, he’s never boring. He can be intolerant of my behavior but he has certain personality traits which need to change as well.”

- Madonna on her relationship with husband Guy Ritchie

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Despite rumors that their marriage is on the rocks, Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie spent some quality time together at Harry’s Bar in London last night.

After having very hectic schedules for some time, the couple are finally able to enjoy time together once again.

Their spokesperson denies that their marriage is on the rocks saying, “I am delighted to confirm that Mr and Mrs Guy Ritchie remain happily married. All is well and wonderful in the Ritchie household.”

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But what I didn’t know is that she wore the schlong too!

Madonna was caught Monday leaving a hotel with husband Guy Ritchie, whose birthday was yesterday. Inside Madge’s bag you can see The Penetrator, a purple 6″ strap-on dong!

So, Guy, what’s in the black box?! 

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