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Nude Madonna Painting Up for Bid [PHOTO]

Spicy — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:56:47 +0000

Scottish artist Peter Howson’s portrait of pop star Madonna and with husband Guy Ritchie is being sold by a private collector.

The piece isn’t very flattering and Madge and Guy were said to be livid when it was unveiled in 2007.

The artwork is set to fetch $35,000 when it goes under the hammer at McTear’s auction house in Glasgow on Saturday, May 30.

[Photograph: Graeme Hunter, Pacificcoastnews.com]

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Smack of the Day – Guy Ritchie

Spicy — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:44:02 +0000

“I’m single again – and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m loving it at the moment. This is what I’ve been missing.”

- Guy Ritchie says he is loving the single life.

[WENN]

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Geri Halliwell and Guy Ritchie Party

Spicy — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:47:27 +0000

Geri Halliwell met Guy Ritchie at his pub, The Punchbowl, last night and presumably the two tossed a few back.

Prior to that Geri had shimmied down the red carpet at The Boat That Rocked premiere

No one is sure if it was a romantic meeting or not, but they did leave separately. Guy with a huge grin on his face. Although, I think he has had perma-grin since getting rid of Madonna..

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Guy and Madonna Deny Settlement Amount

Spicy — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:01:03 +0000

Like I said yesterday, there have been numerous varying reports on the amount that Guy Ritchie has gotten in his divorce settlement with Madonna. Today is no different.

On Monday, Madonna’s longtime publicist, Liz Rosenberg, told the AP, a pretty upstanding news source, that the amount of $76 million was a correct figure. Adding to that, the couple’s estate in London topped it off at a lovely $92 million.

Well now both Madonna and Guy are disputing those numbers, saying they are “misleading and inaccurate.”

Of course.

The ex-couple released the following joint statement,

“A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week. The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children.”

Um, ok. Whatever. It just seems weird to me that Madge’s trusted rep would confirm the information if it weren’t true. She hasn’t been the pop granny’s publicist for so long for nothing.

Me thinks the amount reported was probably correct, but that Guy doesn’t want to look like a total chump and wanted the story recanted.

Ya think?

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So Much for Guy Not Taking a Chunk of Madonna’s Money

Spicy — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:54:57 +0000

There have been SO many reports on how much money Guy Ritchie was going to get from Madonna in the divorce settlement, it was hard to know what to believe.

Now another report has emerged, this time confirmed by Madonna’s longtime publicist, that Guy will receive at least $76 million dollars in the settlement.

The agreement also includes the couple’s English country estate – which could bring the total amount close to $100 million. Damn, I would marry that bitch for eight years for $100 million!

No agreement has yet been reached in the custody battle over sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3.

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie Granted Quick Divorce

Spicy — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:56:20 +0000

The marriage between pop icon Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie lasted eight years. But it only took a few minutes to end the relationship in the courtroom.

The Principal Registry of the Family Division in High Holburn, London declared the divorce officially over.

According to the UK’s The Mirror, Madge offered Ritchie a whopping $12.5 million dollars to walk away. However, he chose to snub the offer and leave with nothing except the couple’s multi-million dollar country estate.

A friend of Ritchie’s told the publication that Guy has never had any interest in the money, and that he just wanted to move on with his life. Hi only objection has been to her raising the children in New York.

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Guy Doesn’t Want Madonna’s Money

Spicy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:19:02 +0000

Guy Ritchie doesn’t need Madonna and her money. He has refused to chase after one red cent in the messy divorce with his wife.

Guy, who is worth an estimated $45 million, won’t drag Madonna, worth more than $450 million, through the courts for money.

Instead the couple will duke it out in a decision as to where their children will be raised. Madonna wants her children to grow up in New York while Guy understandably would like them to stay in London, their original home.

In other Madge news..

The Ice Queen spent last night at a charity event in New York where she looked astonishing wrinkle free. Those creams and treatments are surely working.

However, the outfit she wore was a bit unusual. A feathery green frock belted at the waist, accompanied by fishnet stockings and very Gaultier looking sandals.

All I know is that I want to cram that bitch in a pipe and smoke her! Might clog the pipe with all that gristle though..

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Like Madonna, Guy Ritchie Still Has a Love Life

Spicy — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:05:14 +0000

This Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce stuff is almost as bad as the political ads on television!

The garbage is flying and it’s everywhere!

Among the trillions of rumors and accusations being thrown about is that Mr. Ritchie has already found himself a new love interest.

The lucky lady?

Kelly Reilly, a British actress who stars in Guy’s upcoming film, “Sherlock Holmes.” So I’m sure that isn’t exactly a new relationship. Much like Madonna and A-Rod’s ‘discreet’ affair, which has reportedly been going on for months.

What does Wikipedia have to say about Kelly Reilly? Read on..

Kelly Reilly (born 18 July 1977) is an English actress.

Reilly grew up in Chessington, Greater London, in a working-class family, where her father was a policeman and her mother worked at Kingston Hospital. She did not attend drama school due to financial constraints and an inability to articulate her interest in acting.

Reilly has prior been in a lengthy relationship with JJ Feild. She is now engaged to Israeli-American actor Jonah Lotan. October 2008, According to US Weekly and many gossip sites, Reilly has an new romantic relationship with Guy Ritchie, who they state he left Madonna for. More at : WIkipedia

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Other Up-To-The-Minute Madonna/Guy Ritchie Divorce News:

Madonna verbally and even sometimes physically abused Guy. But he also knew how to stand up to her and in return called her horrible name, and taunted her about aging. – US

Now that the couple has split, Guy says he can’t wait to celebrate Christmas with the kids. Something that Madonna has refused to celebrate due to her Kabbalah religion. – GB

Madonna’s camp is saying that Guy lived like a king off Madge’s bank account despite having his own small fortune. – DM

A-Rod is in the process of buying a Manhattan penthouse for a whopping $80M – just to be by his lover who he will soon cheat on. – TB

The divorce is causing quite a tabloid frenzy in Britain. – PE

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Wow, this might go down in history as one of the dirtiest, mudslinging Hollywood divorces to date. Whatcha think about that, Denise Richards?

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Madonna Needs to Shut Her Hole

Spicy — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:47:19 +0000

Madonna has never been one to exercise tact or modesty, so last night when she dissed her ex-husband publicly on stage, it came as no shock.

It was, however in bad taste.

On the heels of Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce announcement yesterday, the singer told a sold out crowd in Boston last night,

“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”

An obvious, vengeful stab at her soon to be ex-husband – and I am sure those who fight for the rights of the disabled took offense as well.

Madonna, shut. up. First of all, you only succeed in making yourself look like an ass when you publicly disrespect Guy like that. And secondly, what about your children? Please put them first and show some class. We all know you are famous and powerful, so you have nothing to prove.

Speaking of emotionally retarded, why don’t you ask Cynthia Rodriguez about that one, you sinewy piece of dancing jerky..

[DM]

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie are Definitely Divorcing

Spicy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:08:43 +0000

After months of speculation that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are ending their eight year marriage, it seems all is finally coming to an end.

The couple had tried their best to put on happy faces and make public outings to ward off the rumors, but the truth is finally coming out. Not to say that they didn’t give it a shot, because reportedly they did.

Complicating the situation is that Madonna wants to wait until the end of her world tour to make it official.

It’s always business first with her, isn’t it?

Apparently Guy grew tired of it all and decided he wants out – now.

The couple’s fighting has gotten so bad that he can’t live with it any longer. The New York Post is reporting that one of the major problems in their marriage is in how they want to raise their children.

Madonna would like to raise them in the states, which daughter Lourdes is also in favor of since her father lives here. Guy, however, would like to raise the children out of the public eye and in his homeland of England. Another issue leading to the marriage’s demise is that Madge wants to adopt again, and Guy is not ready to do so.

Meanwhile, rumors of Madonna’s alleged relationship with Yankee baseball star Alex Rodriguez continue, with the couple being spotted out to dinner as recently as a couple weeks ago.