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Heather Mills is a Rich Bitch with Bad Hair

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

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Heather Mills leaves her downtown apartment accompanied by a new bodyguard.

Nice roots. Bitch sure has an arrogant look about her, eh? Since raping Paul for his cash she has changed her appearance, trying to look more sophisticated and rich, but really she just appears to be an old ice queen.

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Heather Mills is a (Rhymes with ‘Bunt’)

Friday, July 25th, 2008

There is no doubt that Heather Mills is one of the most hated people in the world – especially when politicians aren’t involved.

After her highly publicized, messy divorce to Paul McCartney her image has only gotten worse. Blame that on no one but Mills herself. She has apparently gotten so bad, that even her publicist of four years has decided to dump her demanding ass.

Michele Elyzabeth released the following statement to the press:

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.

Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ’stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’

I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.

On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

And to think that dumb twat was awarded $50 million dollars. That bitch will continue to make everyone and anyone’s life a living hell until she dies an old, lonely, bitter, old woman.

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More Naked Pics of Heather Mills and Nub

Monday, April 7th, 2008

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These photographs were taken of Heather Mills in a 1999 kinky photo shoot where she bared it all, with and without her prosthetic leg.

The photos were taken before Heather and Paul McCartney hooked up and she reportedly didn’t want them to ever be seen publicly. But you know, that’s what all the bitches say. Someone ’stole’ their sex tape or it ‘leaked’. Whatever.

Anyhow these pics of Heather give a little insight as to what a freaky chick she is, and how much self respect she actually has, which isn’t much.

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Rich Bitch

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Wow. Heather Mills was awarded $48 million in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.

Set for life, baby.

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Sharon Osbourne Threatens to Throw Heather Mills Off Stage

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

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Loud mouth Sharon Osbourne is threatening to throw Heather Mills off the stage if she shows up to the Brit Awards tonight.

She and hubby Ozzy are hosting the music awards show in London, where Paul McCartney is to receive a Lifetime Achievement award. Sharon, who is friends with Paul, says his ex-wife is not welcome at the event.

She says, “I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.”

Let’s hope Heather shows. Heh.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Donald Trump

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

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“I watched Larry King before they were married and Larry said ‘Sir Paul, are you going to have a prenuptial agreement?’ Paul said, ‘I don’t want one because we’re deeply in love’. I thought, ‘What a mistake. This guy is a schmuck’.”

- Donald Trump on Sir Paul McCartney’s decision to not have a pre-nup with ex-wife Heather Mills

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Mills – McCartney Feud Gets Even Juicier

Friday, December 29th, 2006

What now?

Sir Paul really got under Heather’s skin this time. And I love it.

McCartney reportedly went to his country estate that he shared at one time with his estranged wife. While there he took rare paintings, including a Picaso and a Renoir into his possesion and then reset the estate’s security codes. Oh, and the best part? He told her about it in a text message.

The paintings are worth an estimated $19 million dollars. I highly doubt that Heather had that kind of money to begin with. So I can safely assume that most likely the paintings were Paul’s.

When Heather visited the lodge soon after, she obviously became quite livid and phoned police. When police arrived they told her that she was basically S.O.L. It was a matter between the two of them and not the police since a theft hadn’t actually occurred.

Nice try Heather.


Spicy Source: WBOC.com
Picture Source: TIME

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