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Heather Mills is a Rich Bitch with Bad Hair

Spicy — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:26:23 +0000

Heather Mills leaves her downtown apartment accompanied by a new bodyguard.

Nice roots. Bitch sure has an arrogant look about her, eh? Since raping Paul for his cash she has changed her appearance, trying to look more sophisticated and rich, but really she just appears to be an old ice queen.

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Heather Mills is a (Rhymes with ‘Bunt’)

Spicy — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:37:11 +0000

There is no doubt that Heather Mills is one of the most hated people in the world – especially when politicians aren’t involved.

After her highly publicized, messy divorce to Paul McCartney her image has only gotten worse. Blame that on no one but Mills herself. She has apparently gotten so bad, that even her publicist of four years has decided to dump her demanding ass.

Michele Elyzabeth released the following statement to the press:

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.

Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ’stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’

I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.

On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

And to think that dumb twat was awarded $50 million dollars. That bitch will continue to make everyone and anyone’s life a living hell until she dies an old, lonely, bitter, old woman.

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More Naked Pics of Heather Mills and Nub

Spicy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:40:36 +0000

These photographs were taken of Heather Mills in a 1999 kinky photo shoot where she bared it all, with and without her prosthetic leg.

The photos were taken before Heather and Paul McCartney hooked up and she reportedly didn’t want them to ever be seen publicly. But you know, that’s what all the bitches say. Someone ’stole’ their sex tape or it ‘leaked’. Whatever.

Anyhow these pics of Heather give a little insight as to what a freaky chick she is, and how much self respect she actually has, which isn’t much.

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Rich Bitch

Spicy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:23:08 +0000

Wow. Heather Mills was awarded $48 million in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.

Set for life, baby.

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Sharon Osbourne Threatens to Throw Heather Mills Off Stage

Spicy — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:08:32 +0000

Loud mouth Sharon Osbourne is threatening to throw Heather Mills off the stage if she shows up to the Brit Awards tonight.

She and hubby Ozzy are hosting the music awards show in London, where Paul McCartney is to receive a Lifetime Achievement award. Sharon, who is friends with Paul, says his ex-wife is not welcome at the event.

She says, “I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.”

Let’s hope Heather shows. Heh.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Donald Trump

Spicy — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:32:35 +0000

“I watched Larry King before they were married and Larry said ‘Sir Paul, are you going to have a prenuptial agreement?’ Paul said, ‘I don’t want one because we’re deeply in love’. I thought, ‘What a mistake. This guy is a schmuck’.”

- Donald Trump on Sir Paul McCartney’s decision to not have a pre-nup with ex-wife Heather Mills

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Spicy Links!

Spicy — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:39:00 +0000

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Who grew the snout?

Another sex tape that supposedly was stolen..uh-huh

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Mills – McCartney Feud Gets Even Juicier

Spicy — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 19:13:00 +0000

What now?

Sir Paul really got under Heather’s skin this time. And I love it.

McCartney reportedly went to his country estate that he shared at one time with his estranged wife. While there he took rare paintings, including a Picaso and a Renoir into his possesion and then reset the estate’s security codes. Oh, and the best part? He told her about it in a text message.

The paintings are worth an estimated $19 million dollars. I highly doubt that Heather had that kind of money to begin with. So I can safely assume that most likely the paintings were Paul’s.

When Heather visited the lodge soon after, she obviously became quite livid and phoned police. When police arrived they told her that she was basically S.O.L. It was a matter between the two of them and not the police since a theft hadn’t actually occurred.

Nice try Heather.

Spicy Source: WBOC.com
Picture Source: TIME

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Afternoon Briefs

Spicy — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:44:00 +0000

Afternoon Briefs- A little afternoon delight never hurt anyone..

Heather Mills says she has received many death threats in recent months and that she fears for her life. She adds that she is cannot afford bodyguards to protect her. Mills has said she is “severely upset and severely depressed” over her recent split with Paul, but said her personal trainer, Ben Amigoni, has been a big help. And not in a funny sort of way..

According to People Magazine, Prince William may be getting ready to ask his girlfriend, Kate Middleton to marry him.
Kate has been invited to the Queen’s country retreat to spend Christmas with the royal family. This is considered to be quite the honor. They have been together for five years, and met at a Scottish university as students.

Michael Richards plans to meet with the four African American men he went off on during his racist tirade.
The men and their lawyer, Gloria Allred, met with reporters in LA today to announce the meeting.
Richards is expected to offer an apology for the incident, and will likely pay a settlement. The meeting will be held after the first of the year.
An unnamed judge is expected to suggest after mediating the meeting what further steps Richards should take to make amends.
Kyle Doss, one of the men at the club, said he was “very hurt by what happened at the Laugh Factory”, and wants to let Richards know “how his words made us feel.”
Meanwhile bandwagon jumper & owner of The Laugh Factory, Jamie Masada, has banned Richards from performing there again. This, even though before all the media attention, and after the incident, Masada allowed Richards to perform the following night.

George Clooney says he shared a “brutal night” of drinking with Danny DeVito the night before DeVito’s appearance on “The View.” Matt Lauer interviewed Clooney, who said that it was possible that DeVito was “still drunk”that morning after a night of Limoncello shots.
“We were doing shots of limoncello and that’s all I have to say about it…I got to the point where I was dumping shots into the plant next to me. I don’t think Danny saw me do that.”
Way to play clean-up crew George.

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Stella McCartney Threatens to ‘Kill’ Heather Mills

Spicy — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:29:00 +0000

Sir Paul recently had a ‘meeting’ at his UK home with family to discuss his impending divorce with Heather Mills.

According to Britain’s News of the World newspaper, Stella was so pissed at the recent allegations that Heather had made against her father that she went off on Paul, telling him what she really thinks of her stepmother.
Reportedly Stella had to be restrained by Paul as she ranted, “I’m going to kill that bitch. I can’t believe what she’s doing to you.”
She also told Paul, “I told you she was a bitch. Why did you marry her? She’s been a manipulative cow from day one. She won’t be happy until she destroys all of us – and our memories of our mother.”
Stella is pregnant with her second child.