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Heather Mills says she has received many death threats in recent months and that she fears for her life. She adds that she is cannot afford bodyguards to protect her. Mills has said she is “severely upset and severely depressed” over her recent split with Paul, but said her personal trainer, Ben Amigoni, has been a big help. And not in a funny sort of way..

According to People Magazine, Prince William may be getting ready to ask his girlfriend, Kate Middleton to marry him.
Kate has been invited to the Queen’s country retreat to spend Christmas with the royal family. This is considered to be quite the honor. They have been together for five years, and met at a Scottish university as students.

Michael Richards plans to meet with the four African American men he went off on during his racist tirade.
The men and their lawyer, Gloria Allred, met with reporters in LA today to announce the meeting.
Richards is expected to offer an apology for the incident, and will likely pay a settlement. The meeting will be held after the first of the year.
An unnamed judge is expected to suggest after mediating the meeting what further steps Richards should take to make amends.
Kyle Doss, one of the men at the club, said he was “very hurt by what happened at the Laugh Factory”, and wants to let Richards know “how his words made us feel.”
Meanwhile bandwagon jumper & owner of The Laugh Factory, Jamie Masada, has banned Richards from performing there again. This, even though before all the media attention, and after the incident, Masada allowed Richards to perform the following night.

George Clooney says he shared a “brutal night” of drinking with Danny DeVito the night before DeVito’s appearance on “The View.” Matt Lauer interviewed Clooney, who said that it was possible that DeVito was “still drunk”that morning after a night of Limoncello shots.
“We were doing shots of limoncello and that’s all I have to say about it…I got to the point where I was dumping shots into the plant next to me. I don’t think Danny saw me do that.”
Way to play clean-up crew George.

Sir Paul recently had a ‘meeting’ at his UK home with family to discuss his impending divorce with Heather Mills.

According to Britain’s News of the World newspaper, Stella was so pissed at the recent allegations that Heather had made against her father that she went off on Paul, telling him what she really thinks of her stepmother.
Reportedly Stella had to be restrained by Paul as she ranted, “I’m going to kill that bitch. I can’t believe what she’s doing to you.”
She also told Paul, “I told you she was a bitch. Why did you marry her? She’s been a manipulative cow from day one. She won’t be happy until she destroys all of us - and our memories of our mother.”
Stella is pregnant with her second child.

That’s what she is claiming according to court documents.

In England family court documents are supposed to be confidential, so the authenticity is unknown. However, Mills’ attorney says they stand behind everything that has been filed in the courts. According to a British report, Heather claimed that Paul drank like a fish, stabbed her in the arm with a broken wineglass, verbally abused her, made her cancel an operation on her amputated leg because it interrupted his travel plans, and even refused to let her breast feed because they were “his” breasts. Heather’s spokesman said he was shocked to hear the allegations and added, “She has kept a dignified silence. She has not spoken about anything and that is still her view. She won’t speak about anything.” On the other hand, Sir Paul’s lawyers stated, “Since the breakdown of his marriage Sir Paul McCartney has maintained his silence in not commenting on the media stories, believing that it was best for all concerned, particularly his children. Our client would very much like to respond in public and in detail to the allegations made recently against him by his wife and published in the press but he recognizes, on advice, that the only correct forum for his response to the allegations made against him is in the current divorce proceedings.”

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I can’t say I blame her.

They are calling her loss of temper, ‘Road Rage’, but I beg to differ.
When you have an assload of paparazzi leaning on your car, taking pics and refusing to get the fuck out of the way, I’d say it is justified.
She should have bitch slapped them with her wooden peg..

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That’s the rumor.

Also reported is that they have been living apart for a week now. However, Paul & the Mrs. are denying such allegations and are threatening to sue newspaper, ‘News of the World’ who first broke the story. Neighbors and friends are saying that it is true, that they do fight a lot, but no one knows for sure how this story will end.

Heather has been quoted as saying, “It’s (her first year of marriage) even worse than the year I lost my leg. I’m married to the most famous man in the world and that’s very unfortunate for me. I’d love nothing more than a very anonymous life.” Ouch.

During a heated argument five days before their wedding Sir Paul threw her leg, er…I mean her diamond ring out of a hotel window in Florida. The ring was worth $43K.

I guess time will tell if this one will last. I always was shocked at how quickly he remarried..

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