Heidi Klum, dressed as a crow, arrives to her annual Halloween party which was held at Voyeur in WeHo.

Heidi always has great, elaborate costumes and this year was no exception. This outfit cracks me up, but I hate crows. Yes, I am a huge animal lover, but could do without the pesky, evil little buggers. I’ve had it out with them on more than one occasion. They don’t like me, and I don’t like them. They will conspire to kick your ass, and those little bitches will win!

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Heidi Klum and husband Seal welcomed a baby girl into the world last Friday.

The baby was named Lou Sulola Samuel and was born in Los Angeles. Her siblings include Leni, 5, Henry, 4, and Johan, 2.

Doting father Seal released a statement to the media on Monday morning:

“It’s difficult to imagine loving another child as much as you love your existing children. Anyone who has a family will tell you this. Where will one find that extra love? If you love your existing children with all of your heart, how then can one possibly find more heart with which to love another?

“On Friday, Oct. 9, 2009, at 7:46 p.m., the answer to this question came in the form of our fourth child and second daughter. Lou Sulola Samuel was born, and from the moment she looked into both of our eyes, it was endless love at first sight. She is beautiful beyond words and we are happy that she chose us to watch her grow over the coming years.”

Gawd, are they finally done? Let’s hope so. Not to be mean, but I am sick of hearing about Heidi’s perma-preggers belly. (AND about her sex life with Seal. Ugh.) Hell, she’s probably knocked up again already!

Supermodel Heidi Klum is getting her very own Barbie doll.  This September, Mattel will be releasing a series of Blonde Ambition Barbies, which will include one to look exactly like Klum if she was only about 12 inches tall and made of plastic. The Blonde Ambition Collection is a series that celebrates iconic blondes in fashion and entertainment.

At least this should make things a little bit easier to clean up than trying to wash off those magazine pages.

Nevermind. I forgot. It isn’t worth going back to the Dream House, in the pink Corvette, to try to get into Heidi Klum Barbie’s pants, when there’s nothing in those pants I can actually get into. Son of a…!!!

No, I don’t play with dolls in that way. That would be gross. Now, action figures on the other hand… I hope you’re ready for a wonderful evening, Optimus Prime.

“A size zero? I’ve never heard of that. That didn’t exist when I was growing up. When did that start? What does it mean? It means a person is not there, no? It makes no sense.”

- Heidi Klum claims she doesn’t understand the term “size-zero”.

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The latest Guitar Hero commercials annoy the hell out of me. The first one starred a bunch sports figures dancing around in their underwear like Tom Cruise in Risky Business..

I immediately hated it and the only guy in the bunch I could actually stand was Tony Hawk. Alex Rodriguez and Kobe Bryant, two womanizing arrogant pricks, took center stage in this commercial. But even though I personally didn’t like this commercial, whatever, to each his own, right?

Well now there is a second installment in the series, and this time it stars Heidi Klum. And Heidi makes the kids want to stroke their, um…guitars.

Heidi comes out jumping around like a drop of water in a sizzling grease-filled frying pan. She immediately rips her shirt off and is left wearing only a black lace bra and panties. Close-ups of her ass and her boobs come next, followed by Heidi jumping down on the couch and holding the guitar between her legs as though it were a 2-foot long sex toy.

Remember, this is a commercial geared towards kids.

Personally, I think it was in bad taste for Guitar Hero to put this out there. But hey, what do I know?

Former supermodel Iman has hit out at Heidi Klum saying that she has far more experience in the fashion industry, therefore she is more qualified to host ‘Project Runway‘.

Iman hosts the Canadian version of the show while Klum runs the American television series. Obviously Iman believes her toes have been stepped on and she feels the need to tell the world how fabulous she once was.

“Definitely Heidi and I come from two different places. I’m not belittling Heidi Klum, but I have been in fashion much more than she has. Not to toot my own horn, but I have been one of the best runway girls. I know clothes, and I know about working hand in hand with designers, I mean, I’ve worked with Calvin Klein, Marc Jacobs, John Galliano. Yves St Laurent – he created a whole collection for me. Tom Ford, Valentino. Versace. Jean Paul Gaultier. Thierry Mugler… I could go on and on.”

Please don’t..

I love it. “I’m not belittling her…BUT..” You know as soon as someone says the word ‘but’, it completely negates everything they said prior to that. Iman would have been better off keeping her mouth shut, she came across as being resentful and egotistic.

Oh, those lovely traits that make Hollywood go around..

Victoria Beckham will be the guest judge on the March 5 finale of Heidi Klum’s reality show Project Runway.

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Heidi Klum says that Britney Spears was the one who taught her to put diapers on correctly. This is surprising to me because Brit doesn’t know how to brush her kids’ teeth!

But don’t get too excited yet, it’s not like Britney demonstrated how to use cloth diapers with pins and stuff. Hell no. She merely knew what the sticky tabs on disposables were. Heidi says,

“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know..You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things.”

The two chatted about diapers at Heidi’s famous annual Halloween party. Britney showed up – uninvited – but the two got along well. I’m sure they amazed each other with their knowledge of similar mysteries of life. Can you imagine? ‘Oh THAT’s what those sticky things are for!’

Ahhh…the life of the rich and famous.

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