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Heidi Montag Wants You to Feel Sorry For Her

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

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Heidi Montag admits the overwhelming negative response she received after her new video ‘Higher’ came out, made her sob herself to sleep.

Heh. You know I had to cover this story.

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably. I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out. I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me…I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams.” Montag says.

Equally annoying boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, says he comforted Heidi after the negative reviews began pouring in.

“I just held her and told her it was going to be OK. This is just part of being an artist. If it were easy, everyone would be a pop star.”Regardless of most of us finding the song unlistenable, teeny-boppers have been eating it up. Montag’s song ‘Higher’ reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.

Yeah, I know. Britney’s Blackout all over again..

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Heidi Montag’s ‘Higher’ Spoof

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Joel directs Heidi Montag’s new music video!
The Soup must love Heidi Montag’s new video ‘Look at Me and My Boobies’ ‘Higher’ as much as we do.

They decided to parody it and I have to admit, this new video is just so much better than the original! Heh.

Enjoy!

Thanks Paul!

Is She Serious?

Friday, February 1st, 2008



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Heidi Montag’s new single, ‘Higher’, hits iTunes on Tuesday and in case you are dying to know how sh*tty it is..have a listen. I’ll just say it couldn’t be any worse. Enjoy.

Wonky Tits

Monday, November 19th, 2007

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Heidi Montag and her rat face, Spencer, attended the launch of “La La Land” by Anchor Blue in Santa Monica on Friday.

Her left breast is hanging down lower and definitely more wonky than her round, breast implant tit on the right. She looks good, though, and I’m so used to seeing the new nose.

Heidi didn’t over do the plastic surgery, but when will she get off the D list and make it to the C list? Even rehab couldn’t make people care about her. The Hills can’t last forever. Spencer says he’s gonna be a billionaire by the age of 30 and she hopes to win an Oscar. Do they even know what ‘15 minutes of fame’ means? They’ve already used up their first 11 and a half minutes. Tick. Tock…

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Cut Corners to Make Their Billions

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

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Almost as bad as the Attention Whore Queen herself, Paris Hilton, is ‘reality’ star Heidi Montag.

Heidi is today’s Tori Spelling of the 90s. She looks like she could be her little equine sister.

Heidi and Spencer just love attention. These two ask for their photos to be taken at functions that have nothing to do with them, they have egos the size of longtime A-listers and think they will be millionaires billionaires by the time Spencer is 30.

This video from TMZ is hysterical. Spencer is taping Heidi’s new music video (gah!) so that they can keep the cost down. (It must have something to do with that ‘billionaire plan’ of Spencer’s.) Heidi frolicks around in the water like an awkward 14 year-old girl who just got her first full length mirror and Spencer follows her with his camera thinking about how hot she looks.

They must be destined for wealth, riches and fame.

So what does the future hold for these two clowns? My guess would be Heidi will soon throw a couple crotch shots at the paps in an attempt to stay in the news and soon after will be the Spencer/Heidi sex tape. Whatever the future has in store one things for certain, Spencer better get cracking on that master plan because he’s only got 6 years to make a billion.

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