So TMZ catches Lindsay Lohan leaving the S Bar in Hollywood after 2AM last night.
I love the strategic placement of her “water bottle” as the paps snap her pic. She thinks she’s fooling us.
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson (with tag-a-long Ken Paves of course) had a blast last night at the Key Club in Hollywood.
Metal Skool was playing and they insisted that Tony come up and belt out Journey’s 80s anthem, ‘Don’t Stop Believin’. Tony didn’t seem too hip on the idea until the band got everyone cheering, ‘Pussy!’ at him.
Guys are so easy to convince to do anything. Just call them a pussy and they’ll do it. It’s so simple. Heh.
We have to give it up for Tony though, he went through with it knowing he was going to suck. He still had a good time even though he couldn’t get Jessica to sing with him, and it looks like the crowd did too.
Britney Spears has been banned from West Hollywood nightclub Winston’s after having put up with her bizarre antics and behavior for some time.
Life & Style magazine reported that the last straw was when Britney insisted she swap outfits with a bartender on Halloween. A source adds that Britney also has a major crush on the club’s manager, Harold Karsenty, who is apparently quite a looker.
New York Daily News asked local hot spots what it would take to get someone banned from their club.
Room Service: “If Britney repeatedly left the door open while going to the bathroom, that would be a problem for us,” says club owner Mike Romer. “Everyone has seen it, but well, no one needs another look. Keep it to yourself, Brit.” And Romer says that goes for just about everyone. Lock it up guys!
Brother Jimmys: A few of the things that will get you dissed from this BBQ-lovin’, sports-viewing party joint include “showing up with a popped collar and sunglasses at night, having sex in the bathroom, peeing all over the bar and stalking a waiter or a waitress,” according to owner Josh Lebowitz.
ONE Little West Twelfth: “Obviously, anything illegal would get someone kicked out. However, the strangest thing that I ever encountered was when two patrons tried getting frisky in the elevator, while another handicap patron was trying to get from the bottom floor to the main dining room,” says general manager Ryan Tarantino.
Home and Guest House: “If she were disrespectful to my staff, I would have to kick her out. My staff works hard everyday and deserve to be treated well,” says owner Jon B.
Johnny Utah’s: At midtown’s new mechanical bull-riding bar, a style flaw could get you evicted. “Wearing a turtleneck while riding our bull could constitute a ban,” says owner Bobby Rossi. “But so could a dude going topless on the bull, or ordering a Sex on the Beach at our bar!”
Tenjune: “Any guest that is rude to staff or other guests … acts illegally, or just brings a bad energy to the venue is someone that is not welcome back,” says owner Eugene Remm.
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This weekend’s Britney buzz is that the troubled pop star hung out and partied with Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback, Tomy Romo.
This really didn’t come as a surprise as Romo likes famous young starlets. He has been linked to Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood and most recently Sophia Bush.
Not long after the story of Romo and Spears came out was the clean up crew trying to convince everyone that it didn’t happen. But now Ryan Seacrest, who was at Les Deux Friday night where Britney and Romo were partying, says that he saw them together and that Britney gave Tony a lap dance.
“I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood. She had her sunglasses on. I said, ‘Busy day, huh?’ She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”
“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.
“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.“She’s on his lap,” the co-host continued.
“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.
Usmagazine.com says Spears and Alli Sims ran into Romo earlier in the evening before heading to Les Deux around 10:30. Romo and friends joined them. Avril Lavigne also stopped at Brit’s table to say hello.
A source told the magazine,
“She was dancing and talking a lot with Tony. [She] seemed in a really good mood and was super happy when [one of her] songs came on.”
Britney changed her clothing in a bathroom halfway through the night, finally leaving around 1:15am and returning a short time later to retrieve the cell phone she had left behind.
I hope she wasn’t driving!
Oh, what’s a freshly collagen injected socialite with new hair extensions to do on her birthday?
Whore it up for paparazzi no doubt! Kim Kardashian and what looks to be a sister or cousin (who is way hotter than KK) partied last night at Les Deux in L.A. to celebrate Kim’s 27th birthday.
Kim fluttered her spider-leg eyelashes and bounced her rump roast ass all over the dance floor all the while being carefully posed towards the camera lens. The bitch ate cake and washed it down with a golden beverage. Ok, I’m kidding, but we all know how she likes that shit.
I haven’t seen Kim with ex-BFF Paris Hilton in sometime, which would lead me to believe that Paris didn’t like the competition with Kim’s attention stealing ass. Especially when Paris has a flat wet pancake ass. In a battle of the asses, you know Kim’s ass would win!
the Sheridan Sun!
