Nicole Forrester on Extra!

The stripper who claims she has sex with Josh Duhamel is back – milking her 15 minutes of fame.

This time she wants to apologize to Fergie for porking her man all night long one night in early October. She says that she feels bad now, and wishes it wouldn’t have happened. But wait a minute, isn’t she the one who came forward with the story? Why backtrack now, bitch?! For a little bit more time in the press, that’s why..

She says (oh so sincerely): “I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody’. I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it at the time like I think of it now.”

Yeah, she’s sorry now that her own 13-year-old son thinks she is a skank!

She admitted,

“My son, he went to a football game last Saturday and he was like, mom, ‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him.’”

She also dished last week that her children are getting crap about it at school. She’s not a very smart stripper, is she? Did she just think no one would recognize her on the cover of gossip rags in the supermarket? Greedy, dirty bitch.

As for being labeled a homewrecker (which she IS) she responds with something that totally contradicts her apology.

“She’s [Fergie] standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?”

Those poor kids. It HAS to suck having a whore for a mother.

(Ok, I think I found the bitch I want to box for the Celebrity Boxing Federation!)

Brandi Glanville/ LeAnn Rimes

Brandi Glanville says she can accept the fact that her estranged husband, Eddie Cibrian, ran off with LeAnn Rimes after working together on a Lifetime movie, but says that Rimes has since moved in near her home, and is invading her personal space.

Brandi told Us magazine this weekend: “I have a new neighbor and her name is LeAnn Rimes. She’s moved in a half a mile from my house and a block from my son’s school. So she is completely space invading me at the moment so things are not cool. There is a point where she needs to have a sensitive side and back the F up.”

Pretty ballsy move on LeAnn’s part. The more I hear about her steamrolling this family, the more I detest her. I’ve never liked her anyway, now I just have a reason.

Brandi goes on to say that she even spotted LeAnn outside of her son’s [Mason, 6] school while picking him up. Now that is some serious stalker sounding stuff. (Say that 5x fast!)

Says Glanville: “Honestly, she’s Single White Female-ing me. She wants my life. She wants my kids. She wants my husband. She can have most of everything but just not my children or my family.”

Methinks Brandi needs to find herself a Jeff Galuli to take this bitch’s kneecaps out! Who does she think she is? LeAnn is a rat faced, smug little homewrecker who needs a nice, fat dose of karma . . . or hemlock.

LeAnn “Homewrecker” Rimes trying to avoid the paparazzi only days after announcing she and hubby of 7-years Dean Sheremet. have split.

As you probably already know, Rimes and Eddie Cibrian hooked up months ago, but have denied the relationship despite being caught kissing and being seen together numerous times.

Eddie’s wife, Brandi Glanville, finally had enough when on July 17th the two lovebirds were spotted together yet again, at the home of one of Rimes’ friends.

Brandi, also the mother of Eddie’s two children, stated: “Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn deserve each other.”

I couldn’t agree more. Good for her. Karma will come back to bite Eddie and LeAnn in the ass and I’m sure Brandi (and Dean) will love every bit of it. Besides, LeAnn is pretty naive if she thinks that he won’t do it to her. Just months ago Eddie was rumored to have been having another affair with a 24-year-old model. He’s a womanizer. And by the way, what the hell does he find so attractive about LeAnn? His wife was hot, LeAnn is just…well, WOOF.

[Right: Brandi and estranged hubby Eddie. -US magazine]

[Photo of LeAnn: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Bruce Springsteen is being named in divorce papers filed by Arthur Kelly of Red Bank, NJ.

Kelly is claiming that Bruce and his now estranged wife, Ann Kelly, have hooked up several times and in several places. He is seeking joint custody of the couple’s daughters, 13 and 10.

Bruce is denying the allegations but doesn’t exactly have a squeaky clean past when it comes ot being monogamous.

Three years ago rumors spread that Bruce and wife Patti Scialfa were going to split because Bruce had an affair with a 9/11 widow he met at a fundraiser. But don’t feel so sorry for Patti. Bruce left his first wife for her.

Still, despite his past, Bruce is doing some rumor control and probably hoping to save his marriage. He posted the following statement on his site denying the allegations:

“I hesitate to use this website for anything personal believing it should remain a place where fans of my music can come free of the distractions that occasionally arise with the rest of my job. However, due to the unfounded and ugly rumors that have appeared in the papers over the last few days, I felt they shouldn’t pass without comment. Patti and I have been together for 18 years — the best 18 years of my life. We have built a beautiful family we love and want to protect and our commitment to one another remains as strong as the day we were married.”

You know what they say, if he’ll leave her for you, he’ll eventually leave you for the next one!

[NJ]

Sienna Miller arrives at LAX airport and is greeted passionately by Balthazar Getty.

[Photographs: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

While in Brazil touring, Ice Queen Madonna hooked up with a smoking hot model, Jesus Luz, while doing an exclusive photo shoot for W magazine.

Madonna and Jesus – what creepy names for a couple who is doing the nasty!

Madge’s New York Yankee boy toy, Alex Rodriguez, probably wouldn’t be too happy about his granny girlfriend’s fascination with the young, hot model, whom she invited to follow her from Rio de Janeiro to her Sao Paolo show.

Brazilian website Glamurama says,

“‘Everyone knows they are ficando!’ Which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”

Ha! I hope this rumor is true. Screw A-Rod and his cheating ass.

He was willing to destroy his marriage over not being able to control his dick and thinking that Madonna would be his one, true soul-mate. So much for that! As they say, if a person leaves their spouse for you, then they will surely leave you for someone else..

Homewreckers! All of them!

[DM]

Jennifer Aniston finally opens up about her feelings on archrival Angelina Jolie, the woman who stole her husband of four years, Brad Pitt.

Jen graces the December issue of Vogue and dishes in an exclusive interview, finally talking about her feeling toward Angie.

Angelina and Brad met while filming the movie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, but have long denied that they had an affair while Aniston and Pitt were married. But Angie was recently quoted as saying she and Brad fell in love on the set of the film, leading to much speculation as to when the romance started.

Jen has never gone public about how she feels about Angie, but in the upcoming interview she finally lets loose.

She tells the magazine,

“There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

You have to hand it to her. You can bet she has wanted to scream, rant and rave about Jolie’s man stealing (and denial of it) for ages now. How many women do you know who could keep quiet about it for that long?

And then there’s Angie, Hollywood’s Mother Teresa, who despite vowing for years to never steal a woman’s husband – because her father cheated on her mother – did exactly that. Not only did she do it, she denied doing it. And still denies it, even though we all know better.

Jen goes on in the interview to also discuss personal portions of her life such as the odd relationship with her parents, her new Beverly Hills home, and even a few tidbits on her love life.

Jen’s photo shoot is super chic, it was shot on Malibu Beach, and she is stunning in designer swimwear.

Since flaunting her affair with married man and father Balthazar Getty, Sienna Miller has suffered a tremendous backlash from the public, and her fans, who disapprove of her actions.

Sienna’s home was recently vandalized when the word ‘SLUT’ was spray painted on a wall – and now even her biggest supporters are turning their backs on the actress.

The webmasters at SiennaMiller.org are considering shutting down their site, feeling disgraced by the woman they looked up to.

A recent post on the site says,

“I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004.  When Sienna can cavort so publicly and so shamelessly with this man who is married and does have four children (including a baby) with his wife, my respect for her goes out of the window.  Topless on a beach with a married man – come on, Sienna, you know the paparazzi are going to be around.”

[WENN]

Someone vandalized Sienna Miller’s home by spray painting ‘SLUT’ in big letters on the wall.

The word was accompanied by a circle with an ‘X’ in it, and The Sun, being the drama queens that they are, say it “looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan.”  Umm, no. It’s a circle with an ‘X’ in it. Get real, people.

No one caught the person who did it, but you know that they are sitting back, having a nice little laugh over this. And I’m sure Balthazar Getty’s wife is too.