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Oh, that tongue!

Move over Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox is the new object of everyone’s desire.

Megan sort of has that Angelina look about her, but amazingly enough, is even hotter than Angelina in her Tomb Raider days. My opinion, of course, but hell, this bitch is HOT.

The latest issue of GQ will have the boys wanking and the girls dying their hair jet black.

Megan strips down to a bikini in this super sexy & playfully seductive photo shoot.

In the magazine, Megan admits that she once fell in love with a girl.  And not just any girl- but a hot Russian stripper.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided – oh man, sorry, mommy! – that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Fox added that Nikita did “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.”

She admits that she tried coercing the stripper to quit her job and to fall in love with her by buying gifts, but that in the end it didn’t work out.  Despite this relationship, Megan insists she is not gay.

“Look, I’m not a lesbian.  I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.  She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

Fox also voiced her opinion on Disney and the way it treats it’s young female stars such as Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens, who were both forced to apologize after racy pics found there way onto the internet.

“[Disney takes] these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”

Sophie Monk, that little minx, does she know what she is doing to the boys?

This shoot is a couple years old, but I just love her..

LC’s Key to Getting Home – Other People

I have bitched and moaned about celebrities going out to get wasted then driving home (without a driver/taxi) for years now.

But still, we see a new star busted for DUI all too often, regardless of their being extremely wealthy and/or well-known.

Lauren Conrad is one of the stars who won’t be caught in that predicament. She hires a driver. And thank God! Check out Lauren as she leaves a Hollywood nightclub the other night. She is totally sloshed, stumbling and trying to get into the wrong car. Luckily her “people” and driver were there to help the poor girl out and escort her home safely.

“I’m not married, not pregnant, didn’t have a boob job, no Botox. What else?”

- Anna Kournikova gets tired of the same lame questions reporters ask her.

Whitney Thompson, the winner of this season’s America’s Next Top Model.

It’s so sad that she is considered a full-figured model. Girlfriend looks smoking hot.

Hysterical. I love Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton talks about his new movie with Cameron Diaz, What Happens in Vegas, he tells Ellen who is favorite American Idol is and who he thinks will win, and best of all, he sings the 80s rock ballad, Sister Christian, karaoke style.

From her interview in W, which hits stands April 22

On whether she dreamed of being an actress when she was a kid:

“Oh, no. I wanted to be a zoologist, to study the sociology of animals. But that’s pretty much what I do now anyway. I thought I’d be on the plains of Africa watching lions, but instead I’m in Hollywood watching train wrecks…I’m just kidding.”

On buying a place in Manhattan:

“I’m done with L.A. Those guys [the paparazzi], you can’t get away from them. You have no options because everybody’s in a car. Here, I can walk down the street like everybody else. Not everybody is there to be rich and famous or attach themselves to rich and famous people. People want nothing from you. They just want to say, like, ‘Hey, how’s it going, Cameron?’ I like that interaction. I like to be in a place where I can be open to people and not worry about the consequences.”

On her goals:

“Just kind of taking more time getting to know myself. It sounds so corny that I can’t believe I even just said that, but, you know, there comes a time when you really have to get to know who you are…I’ve just been figuring out what interests me and spending time with people who are important to me and being present in my own life.”

On Vegas:

“I looooove Vegas. It’s such an easy trip from L.A., and there’s always a hotel room because there’s about a billion of them,” she says, before adding with a laugh, “but honestly, you don’t even really need one if you’re just going for the weekend!”