Howard Stern was a guest on David Letterman’s show last night (6/8/2009) and, among other things, he let it be known that he can’t stand Jay Leno.

Stern danced his way onstage during his introduction then promptly busted Ellen’s balls for having too much dancing on her show.

His next topic (around 2:00 and again at 4:22) was late night TV and his disdain for comedian/ ex-Tonight Show host Jay Leno. He pulled no punches!

“I didn’t like Jay. I never liked Jay. I can’t stand Jay.

“I have never seen anybody who behaves like a robot like that. This guy, I watched his final show, he says goodbye to the Tonight Show, he’s reading if off a teleprompter for crying out loud. Where’s the emotion? Where’s the humanity? Here’s the host that we want to watch!”

He motions to Dave.

“I went on his show one time. I brought out two lesbians and he walked off his own show. I knew it wouldn’t last.”

Dave also brought up Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Bruno and his flying into the MTV Movie Awards in ass-less pants.

“I understand it was all planned when Sacha Baron Cohen did it, but I HID IT from them! And I put a towel around my buttocks, and no one knew I was going to fly-in naked like that, until the very last minute.

I mean, this was an innovation, an innovation that should be honored. No one should steal that from me.”

I love, love, love Howard! I know he is lewd, rude and crude, but I think he is great. I love people who aren’t afraid to be who they are, and he is certainly one of those people!

Baba Booey, a.k.a. Gary Dell’Abate from the Howard Stern Show threw out the first pitch at a Mets game, sending the ball flying wildly high and to the right.

Check out the video, it’s hilarious.

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Ross the Intern is thrilled to be one of Google’s top searched items of the day today after appearing on Howard Stern’s Sirius show this morning.

After the show, Ross blogged,

“Omg, you guys! Following my appearance on The Howard Stern Show this morning, we are the 2nd most Googled item of the day! That’s a big deal, gang! But… let’s shoot for #1! Go to Google and search “Ross the Intern” and “Ross Mathews” right now! then check www.google.com/trends to see how we’re doing. Fun!!! I’m in the car on the way to the airport right now. I can’t thank you enough for all your support!!!  Ross”

[Ross' blog link]

Ross is so damn adorable! He’s actually from a small little town right out by where I live. I’d love to catch him here sometime and get an interview. Yeah, right! In my dreams.

Anyhow, if you missed the Howard Stern Show this morning or you don’t have Sirius I hunted down a clip for you to listen to.

You found it here first! (Meaning if another blog posts this they got it from me.. Heh.) Enjoy!

ROSS the INTERN on HOWARD STERN: Listen here!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know a lot of you out there just adore Bey and her music, but I think she is overrated – and Howard Stern has proven it!

Listen to the audio clip of Beyonce singing “If I Were a Boy” here, you are going to die laughing!

Stern & co. played this awesome audio clip of Beyonce warming up before her appearance on the Today Show.

This is raw, unedited Beyonce, without all those funky ass filters and production clean ups. Talk about pitchy! Bitch CANNOT sing on key!

Proof that A LOT of singers these days DO NOT have what it takes to perform live. That’s why they don’t, they lip-sync their pre-recorded crap! If you have “the look” they will MAKE you a star, whether you can sing or not.

If you liked that clip you will love the one I posted of Britney awhile back, she is a terrible singer as well. Seriously bitches, I think I can sing these two under the table!

I love Howard’s snickering throughout the clip too because I was doing the exact same thing!

P.S. Yes, I know Milli Vanilli lip synced to someone else’s voice, but damn, this is just as bad!

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The first pic from Howard Stern & Beth Ostrosky’s wedding has been released to the public, and in it the couple are lovingly exchanging wedding rings.

Now, let me start by saying that I do love Beth and Howard, BUT, I think the dress is a bit much for a wedding! Especially a fancy one.  If they’d have married in Vegas I could see it…maybe.

I’m not saying Beth doesn’t look beautiful, I know she has a great body and is a model and all..but how’s about a little modesty here?

I always thought cutouts in a wedding dress were a big ol’ no-no!

Fashionistas, what’s your call?

Other questionable wedding dresses:

Natalie Dylan

Howard Stern, who is no stranger to controversy, is once again making headlines across the country.

This time the ’shock jock’ is auctioning off a 22-year-old woman’s virginity.

The San Diego woman, who is going by the name of Natalie Dylan, is doing it to raise money for her college tuition. She claims that she and her sister were screwed out of their education after their stepfather took out student loans in their names, leaving them unable to pay for their schooling.

Natalie’s sister works at a Nevada brothel, Moonlight Bunny Ranch. She was introduced to Howard Stern via the owner of the legal prostitution business.

She says,

“I don’t have a moral dilemma with it. We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?  I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I’m using what I have to better myself.”

The auction will be held at bunnyranch.com, but the highest bidder won’t necessarily be the winner. Sorry about your luck, moneybags.

“I want someone with chemistry. We’ll take bids until I find a suitor I’m happy with.”

As for Natalie truly being a virgin, she will perform a polygraph test and submit a gynecological exam to prove it.

Mark Consuelos, husband of Kelly Ripa, will be the one to join Howard Stern and Beth Ostravsky in marriage at an October ceremony.

Mark is an ordained minister and might possibly have become ordained just for this occasion.

Rumor has it that there will be a huge “civil pre-wedding” wedding this weekend in the Hamptons.

Howard was married to his last wife, Alison from 1978-20, although the couple split in 1999.

Howard Stern revealed on his show that he is great friends with Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman and says he’s really bummed by their sudden split.

Stern told his listeners that he was set to go on vacation with the funny couple this week, but the couple obviously canceled out.

The shock jock says that Kimmel wrote to him and explained,

“Jimmy e-mailed me and said they were going through some tough times. I was so upset I had to go take a walk.”

Stern added that Kimmel told him that the break-up was mutual but that he feels like he “lost his best friend”.

I love Jimmy and Sarah together too! I’m kinda bummed as well. They just seemed like a compatible, crazy couple who liked to have a good time. Bum deal..

Howard Stern ruined any chance of ever copping a feel on Dolly Parton after he spliced segments of her new audio book and made it sound as though she were hurling disgusting racial slurs – and other, well, pretty f*cked up stuff!

[Head over to Defamer to listen to the audio.]

Stern edited Parton’s voice to make it sound as though she were talking about things such as how much she loves (n-word) cock, she accuses Kenny Rogers of pissing into (*ugh*) young boys a**holes, and says she had sex with Minnie Pearl’s dead corpse.

Ok, now I have a pretty wicked sense of humor, can hang with the boys and talk like a sailor, but I don’t find this bit to be very funny. It’s incredibly juvenile and sounds like something 14-year old boys would splice together. And I can never find a justification in using the N-word. I’m surprised Robin, as a seemingly strong black woman, puts up with that sh*t. Funny what people will do for money and fame..

Let me add that I am against censorship, so I am not going to start screaming about how Howard should be banned and all that bullsh*t. Dolly’s a big girl, I think she’ll handle herself just fine on this one.

Speaking of, she released a statement regarding the bit, and of course, she is embarrassed and pissed.

“I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this….If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”

Someone should make a tape of Howard’s girlfriend talking about her loose vag, or of Robin talking about how much Howard c*ck she chokes down in order to keep her job. Or maybe of Artie sucking another fat guy off for a baggie of blow. Hmm…now that would be funny!