Hugh Hefner’s twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon, or Thing 1 & Thing 2 as I like to call them, are spotted at a medical marijuana store in Los Angeles.

[Photos: GABO/bauergriffinonline.com]

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Hugh Hefner, 82, cannot live by twins alone, oh no, so meet his latest addition to the Playboy family, Ms. Crystal Harris.

Harris, 22, has been seen by Hef and the twins’ side at events and in numerous photographs, but was clearly overshadowed by the younger, wilder, Shannon twins, Karissa and Kristina.

Crystal claims that Hef has given her “the go” on publicly announcing that she is the third wheel girlfriend of the Playboy mogul’s. She says, “Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion.”

A voice? So that’s what they call it these days..

Crystal also wants everyone to think that she is a sweet, young thing. And even goes as far as to call herself “a good girl” on her MySpace page.

Last I checked, “good girls” don’t sleep with billionaire 82-year-old’s for money and fame…gah.

The former Co-ed of the Week on Playboy.com also bestows us with other vast pearls of knowledge such as, “I believe in opening your heart and letting your walls down, it is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.”

Walls = legs, right?

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“It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef, I love you, but you know you’re high maintenance.”

- Former Hugh Hefner girlfriend Holly Madison on her ex-flame

[NYDN]

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I already can’t stand these two!

But I tell you what, these 19-year-old  bimbos are loving the attention right now.

TMZ cameras caught the sisters out and about, in slinky black dresses and their hair curled and sprayed to perfection.

The photogs tried prying some info out of them but they kept quiet, instead posing for cameras with their big ol’ bobbleheads rotating for the cameras.

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It seems the clown-faced bobsie twins that Hef is getting down with these days have a little bit of a past.

The girls, Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) seem to have some anger issues. The sisters, both 19, were busted in St. Petersburg, Fla. last January for felony aggravated battery and had to pay restitution to their two victims.

Karissa is the more eviler of the two, also having a misdemeanor battery charge stemming from an incident last year.

Just look at that face – and those brows! (in the mugshot) Bitch looks like a force to be reckoned with.

Hef, you’re slipping buddy. And I bet he knows it too. My guess is the twins, who are probably squealing with joy over the recent publicity they have gotten, will fizzle out faster than they came into the picture.

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Now that Holly Madison has officially come out saying she and Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner are over, the attention has turned to Hef, to get his side of the story.

Hef tells E!, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

He goes on to explain that the relationship took a turn for the worse six months ago after he found out he was unable to have a child with Madison.

“With my sperm count, it’s not possible. I was willing but it was not possible. She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

Whether it’s all a big publicity ploy, or Hugh really was in the dark about his failed relationship, he wasted no time finding a couple of new blonde bedroom buddies. Twins, in fact.

19-year-old sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon are very eager to take the place of Holly and Kendra Hendrickson, who is also leaving the mansion “by the end of the year,” according to Hef.

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” he says.

Not only does he have more than a handful with the two sisters, he also has another young girl, a college senior from Georgia, Amy Leigh Andrews, who is willing to do anything to become part of the action as well.

“She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she’d like to be a girlfriend, too.” With a coy smile adds, “I’m dancing as fast as I can.”

[E!]

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It seems the rumors are true.

Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner have split up.

A cameraman spoke with Holly and she was kind enough to chat on camera for a bit. He told her that he wanted to go to the Playboy Mansion’s Halloween Party and Holly replied that she has no pull these days because she and Hef aren’t together anymore. And she sure doesn’t seem very broken up about it!

I think both she and Hef got what they wanted out of that relationship.

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Rumors of Holly Madison leaving her Playboy mogul boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, have been swirling the internet for weeks now, but supposedly the rumors are true.

A source told the Scandalist, “She told Hef that she is moving out of the mansion and breaking off their relationship.”

Hef’s mansion will be empty soon as Kendra and Bridget are also leaving with plans to pursue their own careers.

It looks like Hef will have to put out an active search for three new bimbos to play with as he pleases.

The source adds, “Hef is actively seeking three new girls to replace them immediately.”

In exchange for fame, money, and luxury the new girls will just have to learn to have sex on demand – and might have to get used to the gay porn that Hugh likes to watch on the big screen before he has sex.  Not that I know for sure, it’s just what I have heard..  Heh.

As for Criss Angel and Holly hooking up, nothing is confirmed yet, but that’s what word is on the streets.

Good luck with that ‘career’ of yours, Holly.

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It was Hugh Hefner’s 82nd birthday in April and as you know, every year the babes come running to wish him well.

This year’s big birthday present to to the Playboy mogul was Pamela Anderson, completely naked, in a cake.

So just how did Hefner’s ladies like the surprise?

They LOVED it.

Kendra Wilkinson said, “I think it was the perfect surprise for him. Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked. What can get better than that?”

Main squeeze Holly Madison chimed in, “I felt like I shouldn’t look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!”

But don’t be mistaken, the girls gave Hef sexy gifts as well. “We gave him chocolate body parts,” Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You’ll see it on the show coming up.”

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Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Monroe. Are there any correlations between the two? NO! So why is everyone giving Lindsay these opportunities to pose as Marilyn? I don’t get it!

After the recent photo shoot in New York magazine where Lindsay attempted to recreate Marilyn’s, ‘The Last Sitting’, Hugh Hefner now wants firecrotch to recreate Monroe’s famous naked swim in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

Liz Smith writes in the New York Post, “Playboy’s Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn’s famed nude swim from the unfinished film ‘Something’s Got To Give.’”

What Hef should have done was rival LL’s New York magazine shoot with that of a classier, sexier, curvier starlet, like Scarlett Johansson or something. Someone who could actually pull it off!

He could have caused a little controversy by doing it better than Lohan. But using Lohan to pose as Mariyn again? How boring. It’s been done. C’mon Hef, I thought you were quicker than that.

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