Who would you rather…?

UFC’s Chuck Liddell – or – WWF’s Hulk Hogan?

Hmmm…?

[ Photographs: © Anthony/ Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com]

When Linda Hogan, a woman who never worked a day in her life, knew her marriage was over, she figured she would try and take as much as she could with her when she left.

She started spending money like crazy – upwards of $40,000 a month. She had forced her husband out of the home that he had paid millions for. She found herself a boytoy, a 19-year-old beach bum that she paraded around town and moved into the house.

All this according to her ex-husband, Hulk Hogan, who says he now understands how O.J. Simpson killed his wife in a jealous rage. The ex-wrestler says his patience has been tested at times and it’s left him reeling.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife.

I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Well daddy Hulk, aren’t you also dating your daughter’s twin? Ok, so she’s not 19, (how old is she?) but still, you were dating her before Linda was dating whatshisface.

Not that I am condoning what Linda did. She was a gold digger from day one, way back when. Now that she has the money, she can hookup with any wet-behind-the-ears schmuck with a big, well you know.

Sadly (or not), Hulk will pay for her and her manboy to travel around, drink umbrella drinks and sleep in satin sheets for the rest of his life.

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Brooke Hogan before her live performance at the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami’s Little Havana.

Daddy Hulk Hogan attends the show with Brooke-look-a-like girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel.

After the performance, Brooke took some time to pose with her dad and sign autographs for fans.

She looks like her dad 25 years ago. Wrestling outfit and all. If she just had a bald spot on top of her head..

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The 20-year-old plaything of Linda Hogan’s, Charley Hill, has been denied a restraining order against Linda’s ex-husband, Hulk Hogan (Terry Bollea).

Hill told the courts that Hulk has been following and threatening him. But the judge didn’t buy it and the request was denied.

Hulk’s attorney, David Houston, released the following statement,

“This is just another blatant attempt by Linda Hogan to try to defame Hulk Hogan’s character. We commend the judge on seeing through this ridiculous stunt and denying these baseless claims.”

In August, Hulk told Access Hollywood that he wished he was back with his wife. When asked if the divorce was an attempt to protect their assets (after the crash of Nick Hogan and John Graziano), he said absolutely not.

“If this is a ploy, her being intimate with a 19-year-old kid is pretty good acting. For me to be able to handle my 50-year-old wife sleeping in a bed with a 19-year-old boyfriend and using my gym, and driving my cars, and living in my house. I guess we’ve got a pretty good act going on ’cause that’s a lot to take on.”

Hulk Hogan is out to convince everyone that his son is a changed man.

We knew this was going to happen months ago, when a conversation between Hulk and little Nicky was released to the public as they chatted on the phone about producing a reality show for the sole purpose of creating good PR.

“The New Nick” is what they had planned on calling it. They had conjured up the idea not long after Nick was sentenced to jail.

But after public backlash, the family’s master plan to fix Nick’s reputation was foiled.

Now, they are simply doing interviews and singing the praises of him, making it clear that he is not spoiled, that he has learned a lesson and that he is moving on from here.

Hulk told E!,

“He was on a roll. He was a young professional driver. He had the show going, and it all got real busy, and then when he went to jail, he got stripped of everything. He got stripped of clothes, of watches, he got stripped of his identity, and he found out what’s important in life. He knows what’s real, and what’s not real.

Lord, not the watches.

“And before he went in there, he was accountable, and he was responsible. And I think that’s what he found out in jail, the most important thing. He understands what is real life. You know, it’s about helping people, being positive, moving forward.

“He was a good kid before, he’s a great kid now. He’s not the same man he was when he went in there.”

Hulk says the accident was really hard on him, but that he will always love and support his son.

“You know, I just had to regroup, and you know, just really rely on what was in my heart and what I believe in, ’cause Nick is my son 24 hours a day. Whether he hits a home run, or whether he strikes out, he’s still my son.”

Hogan uses the interview to take a swing at his trashy ex-wife as well.

“You know, Linda says because she was visiting in L.A., she’s not responsible in any way, shape or form for what happened. Well, that’s not me.”

Yeah, because you know damn well you helped contribute to this disaster, that’s why.

Paying Nick’s numerous speeding tickets and violations over and over, with little or no consequences at all. In fact, you just kept on shelling out the cash for him to modify and customize his car. You still let him race, you still let him basically do whatever he wanted to do. And look where it got him.

I doubt the Hogan’s will ever accept any sort of responsibility in this tragedy.

Meanwhile, Nick is back to enjoying the finer things in life, and probably is rocking a flashy new car.

Gee, thanks dad!

Nick says he really likes his new jail. Wow! Nick sounds really torn about ruining the rest of his friend’s life.

Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Bollea, who is serving an eight-month sentence in Florida for reckless driving, has been moved to a minimum-security facility where “it’s much better,” Hogan tells PEOPLE exclusively.

“They moved him to the place that he should have been in the beginning,” says Hogan, 54, whose son was transferred out of maximum-security after turning 18 last Sunday.

While he was under-age, Bollea was segregated from the rest of the prison population – at one point spending 28 days in solitary confinement because no other cell was available.

“It’s much better,” he says.

“Nick describes it as like a two-story warehouse with tables, seven or eight phones, TVs, and it’s people who are there for like child support and parking tickets. And instead of just once in a while being allowed go outside, they leave the door open to the exercise yard. He said, ‘Dad, I can even go outside at night and look at the stars.’”

Why is Nick in some posh facility? The only way I can feel okay about that is if he has a few new butt buddies. That’s all I wanna know, but would that major revelation ever come out? Doubtful.

If everything’s chill where Nick’s staying, I say they keep him there for eight more years, long enough to gain some sense of remorse instead of being a rich kid allergic to punishment and real life consequences mommy and daddy can’t bail ya out of.

Hulk Hogan’s 34-year-old girlfriend and daughter, Brooke, had a seemingly pleasant time together soaking up some sun, but who the hell can tell them apart?

Maybe Daddy likes it that way!

This family is so narcissistic that they only date people who look like themselves! Creepy!

Hogan Knows Breast – Brooke Strips For Daddy

At Brooke Hogan’s premiere party for her new lame reality series she decided she would strip down and do a burlesque show – because you know, that’s how you get yourself ahead in this world.

Never mind that daddy was going to be there!

Brooke looked like a rump roast busting out of it’s strings in her 2-sizes-too-small corset and tiny little sequined panties.

What exactly is Brooke trying to prove? She is so clueless that she doesn’t understand what a trashy stripper she looks like.

Bitch could definitely make more money stripping in Vegas than she could singing. People would pay good coin just to take a look at that mangina!

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“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car . . He used to change my diaper!”

- Brooke Hogan defends the photos of her dad, Hulk Hogan, applying suntan lotion to her ass.