Isaac Cohen Kisses and Tells Like the Slut He Is
Isaac banged Britney Spears for a month and then told Britain’s ‘News of the World’ all about Britney and her little quirks.
What a guy.
“By the time I met Britney she was burnt out. She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage,” he said.
“It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone. It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life,” he added.
“She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other’s arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope.
“She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can’t everyone leave me alone?’ and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?’”
Cohen also talked about their Las Vegas trip where they spent a weekend at a posh villa. I assume he was talking about a vibrating bed or something here..
“We clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round,” he says. “All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling.
“It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off.”
“Like any woman who has had two children she worried about her figure.
“As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self-esteem she sometimes wouldn’t listen. She would say, ‘Am I fat? Am I fat?’ then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories.
“Other times, she got so low she didn’t care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched.
“That’s just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked,” he said.
“Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle,” Cohen said.
“I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance [but] it was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone.”
“But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that.”
Awhh, what a sweetheart.
Spicy
Source: Playfuls.com
