J Lo falls during her AMA performance

J Lo had a bit of a mishap during her AMA performance, falling on her plump ass at one point.

“I’m Falling On My Louboutins”, she sings, oh, excuse me, lip-syncs, and she did just that. Skip to 2:40 to see it. You gotta hand it to her though, her recovery was quite good.

(EDIT: They pulled the video, of course. So the only ones available are terrible quality clips on YouTube. So unfortunately that’s what I had to replace it with!)

I liked her music ten years ago, but she’s a super high-maintenance diva these days. Jenny from the block is SO long gone…

Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a. J. Lo., is trying to make a comeback in the music world .

She’s released, “Fresh Out the Oven” a new dance track featuring Pitbull. Already I hate the name of the song! What was that? Bun in the oven?

Not trying to be a J. Lo. hater, but really, she isn’t ‘Jenny from the Block’ anymore, y’all. The song lacks anything catchy. Except for “Break it off here, break it off there”, and all I can think is of J. Lo. breaking off Pitbull’s wang!

Jennifer has a new website promoting the mediocre song, called WhoisLola.com. She has an alter ego and her name is Lola. Oh lawd, hasn’t someone done this before? *ahem* Beyonce *ahem* Methinks someone is trying to beat Beyonce at her own game. Good luck with that one, Jen.

Love it or hate it?

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez at the launch of Topshop: Topman Dinner held at Balthazar, NYC.

If I didn’t know better I’d say that in that top pic J. Lo is imitating Poison front man and Rock of Love reality star, Bret Michaels! Just throw a bandanna and spray painted cowboy hat on her!

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Rumors have been flying that uber diva Jennifer Lopez and her creepy looking hubby, Marc Anthony, are totally on the rocks – and have been for sometime.

Hahahaha!  I knew this would happen and called it back when they first got together.

Marc and J. Lo hooked up while he was still married to former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres (with two children). One week after the divorce from Torres was final – he wed Lopez. Not a great way to start a new marriage.

And like his marriage to Lopez, he renewed his vows with his ex-wife shortly before the couple called it quits.

Page Six is reporting that Jennifer has been sending her assistant on the road with her husband to make sure he isn’t sticking his peen where it doesn’t belong.

The couple have also put their $8.5 million Bel Air estate on the market. They were married there in June 2004.

Jennifer Lopez shows a fleshy armpit in Athens while performing at the Olympic Stadium.

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So apparently Jennifer Lopez isn’t as strong of a triathalon athlete as the gossip rags have been portraying.

Splash news is reporting that she “almost drowned” while swimming through the Nautica Triathlon.

The waves were to high for her as she started to submerge and was left missing for a couple of seconds until her trainer helped her out. When she reached enough depth where she could stand on her feet she gave a big smile showing relief.

Well, I’m not surprised.  Try filling your pants with and anvil then swimming any great distance!

Let me add that while I think finishing any triathlon is commendable, I’m not above listing the other well known celebs who beat J. Lo’s ass.

Malibu Mayor Pamela Conley Ulich, with a time of 01:53, Heather Tom finished with 2:00, Eliza Dushku  with 2:22, and Emily Warfield also finished with 2:22.

Ever since Jennifer Lopez married Marc Anthony her career has gone down the toilet.

Jennifer’s musical career has taken a turn for the worse and the movies she’s done have been less than mentionable. Not even J Lo’s once-famous ass makes headlines anymore. Kim Kardashian has the ass in the bag these days. Even if it is filled with cottage cheese.

So Ms. Lopez has done what so many other falling stars have, she scored a reality series.

Her new show on TLC will highlight her life as mother and as an entertainer, and will follow her as she promotes her new fragrance. Lopez will also co-executive produce the show. She says, “I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together.”

TLC president, Angela Shapiro-Mathes, tells People.com, “Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience.”

It’ll be interesting as Jennifer tries to show everyone how ‘real’ she is. I’m sure she’ll downplay her lavish lifestyle and try to come off as the same old Jenny from the block. But we know better. I don’t know any Jenny on my block that wears fur eyelashes and gives her babies diamond encrusted rattles, how about you?

Hooray! They look like their sunken-faced creepy dad! Ha!

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