Bobby Brown Suffers Mild Heart Attack!

Bobby Brown was rushed to the hospital after suffering chest tightening and pain. He suffered a minor heart attack and has inflammation of the heart, but no blockage. He is in serious condition and may be in the hospital for one more day in order to undergo further testing. No word on the amount of coke he did prior to the scare.

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Britney Spears Album Release Date Pushed Up

Britney Spears’s aptly titled new album, Blackout, will be released two weeks earlier than expected. Due to internet leaks, the CD will be available on October 30th. A Jive Records representative explained, “Due to these numerous unauthorized online leaks, the label is doing everything possible to prevent and avoid any further illegal distribution of songs including moving up the release date of the album to Oct. 30.”

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J Lo’s Pregnant

MTV TRL’s Damien Fahey says after Jennifer Lopez‘ appearance on the show it was pretty obvious she was pregnant. “I’ve been around a lot of pregnant women. She walked around like a pregnant woman, sat like a pregnant woman and stood like a pregnant woman. If I were a betting man, I’d definitely bet she was pregnant.” Rumor has it that JLo’s mother, Guadalupe is telling friends she will be the grandmother of twins.

During a performance last week J Lo almost tripped while on a moving conveyor belt!

The pregnant diva, who is rumored to be carrying twins almost did a face plant during her show and TMZ has got it on film. Lopez may want to consider not wearing 6″ heels or jumping around on moving platforms. With the bump in the front and ass in the back bitch is like a wrecking ball with legs!

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Jen’s mom, Guadalupe Lopez

Jennifer Lopez used to pride herself in being a humble down-to-earth homegirl who would never let fame get in the way of keeping it real.

With songs like ‘I’m Real’ and ‘Jenny from the Block’, J Lo tried to convince everyone that she wouldn’t let stardom spoil her. Too bad it didn’t pan out that way.

Jennifer Lopez is so wrapped up in being a famous diva that she doesn’t even talk to her mother, Guadalupe, anymore. The two used to be extremely close and Jennifer always praised Guadalupe for believing in her. But these days the two rarely speak.

When a reporter went to Guadalupe’s home to verify the news that Jennifer was pregnant, he was met with a mother who is obviously crushed that her daughter doesn’t want anything to do with her anymore. She said that she hasn’t heard anything about the pregnancy and snidely commented,

“I didn’t hear about it. You know more than I do. I don’t talk to her very often. I don’t see her often.”

Guadalupe said she is “very busy here taking care of my sister,” who was at Guadalupe’s house at the time. “[Jennifer is] very busy doing what she does.”

The mother and daughter must have fallen out sometime in the last year as they seemed chipper and loving in September 2006, at the Canadian premiere of “El Cantante.” Guadalupe cut a rug on the dance floor and Jennifer proudly boasted, “Where do you think I get my moves from?”

Many think Marc Anthony, who left his last wife to be with Lopez, may be somehow involved in the deterioration of Jen and Guadalupe’s relationship.

Neither Guadalupe or Jennifer will comment on why they are no longer close.

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Other Jennifer Lopez News:

Jennifer Lopez and her hotel demands (INO)

Marc Anthony’s rep insists JLo not pregnant (HW)

WTF JLo? (AIW)

Jennifer Lopez is indeed pregnant.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Jenny, 38, is approximately 12-weeks along and may possibly be carrying TWINS! After failing to conceive for two years, Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony opted for in-vitro fertilization.

A source told InTouch, “The way the fetus is lying made it difficult for the doctor to tell if there was more than one baby in there.”

Let’s hope those kids don’t get their looks from daddy and their asses & egos from mom.  What monsters they would be!

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Little in the middle but she got much back!

Good for Jennifer Lopez. Even though the homewrecker bitch gets on my nerves, I sort of like the fact that she has a big ol’ ass and hasn’t had it all sucked out even though it’s a little lumpy.  That’s about the only nice thing you’ll ever hear me say about her.

Lopez told Elle:

“He [Marc Anthony] likes my body. And for most of my adult life, my body hasn’t gone up or down, it’s remained the same, give or take four pounds. I eat meat, I eat carbs, I even eat McDonald’s. What I don’t do is ever overeat. I don’t eat desserts and I can limit the chocolate chip cookies to one or two.”

Now if we could just get her to stop wearing fur eyelashes and fur everything else..oh, and to stop singing would be nice too.

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