Archive for the ‘James Blunt’ Category

Celebrity Quote of the Day - James Blunt

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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“I’d be lying if I said it didn’t affect me in some way. But I have to let it brush off me because in the end it’s not really relevant.”

- James Blunt on being voted fourth in ‘The U.K.’s Most Annoying Things in Life’ survey last year

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Might I Suggest a Costume?

Friday, October 26th, 2007

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The obvious choice for a costume for James Blunt would be a horse, but that would be too easy. I think he makes a fantastic albino rabbit as well…

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Other Suggested Costumes: 

Sarah Silverman as Amy Winehouse

Mariah Carey as the Cowardly Lion

Paris Hilton Hangs With Co-Star After James Blunt Concert

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

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Looking like a creepy couple who abducted some young sweet girl..

Paris Hilton and ‘Repo: the Genetic Opera’ co-star Alexa Vega after a James Blunt concert in Toronto. Paris of course brought attention to herself while claiming to try and not bring attention to herself.

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Sugababes Say James Blunt Looks Like a Horse

Monday, September 17th, 2007

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Amelle Berrabah and Heidi Range of the Sugarbabes don’t get what all the fuss is about James Blunt. I’d have to agree with them.

The Sugarbabes are releasing a single at the same time Blunt is and the two are competition for each other. The girls aren’t worried though. They don’t think he’s all that.

Berrabah says,

“We are three good-looking girls against a little man. He looks a bit like a horse. We met him last year. I could barely understand what he was saying as he’s so posh.”

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What Song Makes You Want to Hit Someone?

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

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According to a recent poll of songs that people used to like, but now makes them want to hurt people, James Blunt’s ‘You’re Beautiful’ took top honors.

RollingStone.com conducted the poll and the top 5 songs were as follows,

1. You’re Beautiful - James Blunt
2. My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
3. All Star - Smash Mouth
4. Don’t Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
5. YMCA - Village People

For me, I think ‘We Built This City on Rock and Roll’ takes the cake.

What’s yours?

James Blunt Sold His Sister On eBay

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

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James Blunt sold his sister on eBay to help her out of a bind.

She ended up with a husband out of the deal.

Blunt told British GQ that he had an eBay addiction three years ago before he was famous and all. So when his 27 year-old sister couldn’t make a funeral in Southern Ireland due to transit strikes, a lightbulb went off in James’ little nogin. Why not have an auction begging someone with a helicopter to fly her there?

The ad read,

“Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor! Desperate to get to a funeral in Southern Ireland, please help!”

The winning bidder was a well-to-do London man with a chopper. The two are planning to marry this summer.

I can only guess what their ’song’ will be. I won’t even say it, because it’ll get stuck in your pretty little heads.

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James Blunt is a Moron

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

James Blunt,32, & Petra Nemcova,27, have split up due to James not being able to keep his willy in his pants.

The gorgeous supermodel was apparently not enough to satisfy Mr. Blunt’s sexual appetite.
James reportedly cheated on Petra numerous times, with many women in Ibiza over the summer. It’s also rumored that he cheated with Australian TV personality, Tania Zaetta.

Can anyone tell me why? James Blunt is one ugly, homely looking mofo.
Nice move, dickweed.


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