Along with the usual celebs, a snakewoman was also on hand for pictures. 
Do you think snakewoman made any jokes about her decorated tits when Janet came up? I doubt it, but you know that everyone was thinking it.
Evening Briefs - Your Sunset Smack
Nicole Richie is going to be pissed at Steve-O. He won’t 
say much else about it though. Steve-O has a new video coming out called, “Paparazzi Stuntman”, where he pranks Nicole in a pretty tasteless way. All he will say about it is, “(’Paparazzi Stuntman’) is all celebrities I don’t have releases from, (like) Nicole Richie, but I’m just going to cover up her face and say, ‘Someone really famous.’”
Russell 
Crowe is not a happy camper. He says he will not play the part of friend, Steve Irwin, and is ‘appalled’ that people would assume such a thing. In an interview with ‘Extra’ Crowe stated, “It offends me very deeply, so awful that I have to deal with millions of people thinking I would dance on my friend’s grave.”
Paul McCartney has dedicated his new album to his first wife Linda. The album, an orchestral work in four movements called ‘Ecce Cor Meum’ - includes ‘Interlude’ which Paul says is a wordles
s tribute to Linda. He says it is somber and has made people cry who don’t even know what it is about. “I’ve played it to people and said nothing, and I’ve seen them welling up. It’s an amazing phenomenon - how chords can be so sad.” While speaking in London Monday at the launch of the album Paul stated that Linda had been alive when he started the work. “I started the album when Linda was alive, so it has a lot of my feelings for her in it. When she died it stalled me. I just couldn’t do anything, I was grieving. I gradually got back into it and wrote my sadness out. The interlude in the middle is a particularly sad melody and is what got me going again. Her spirit is very much in this. It would have been her birthday on Sunday (9/24), so it’s very appropriate.”
Janet Jackson and Justin T
imberlake had a falling out after the Nipplegate incident. She told Oprah, “We haven’t spoken. But I consider him a friend, and I’m very loyal, and friendship is very important to me. He has reached out to speak with me. Like I said, friendship is very important to me – and certain things you just don’t do to friends. And in my own time, I’ll give him a call.” When asked if she felt Justin failed to back her up she stated, “To a certain degree, yeah.”
Here’s a great promotion sponsored by Virgin Records to see Janet in concert in NY.
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I PROMISE that I can be in New York on 9/29 between 5:30 and 6:30 AM EST for the show. I also authorize Virgin Records to email me in the future for Janet Jackson related news only.”-And lastly, please provide us with the reason(s) why you should be in the list of the first 200 ABSOLUTE Janet Jackson fanatics with reserved seats.
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Good luck Smackaholics!
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More stills from the video, “Call on Me”
Remember as a little girl how we loved those wonderful head-on-a-platter styling heads?
We could do their makeup and hair and make them look pretty..even though they had no bodies. Then as we became teenagers we dyed their hair, gave them mohawks and threw them from tall buildings. Well, at least I did.
Here are some modern day ’styling heads’ that I think may have been inspired by celebrities. Here take a look for yourself..
The Star Jones head.
Complete with chest scar and bag of excess skin.
The Denise Richards head.
Comes with a knife so you can stab all of your friends in the back.
The Mischa Barton head.
This head is well equipped with tampons..you know, just in case you wear the ‘white pants’ on the ‘wrong day’!
Ahh..the Paris Hilton head.
Prescribed bottle of penicillin and lazy eye included.
The Janet Jackson head.
Complete with surprised eyes and inflatable cheeks.
And finally the Posh Spice head.
This head comes with a stick to shove up her ass.
She looks better here than she has recently.
Still looks like a plastic surgery mess though.
Here is the happy couple in London.
Janet looks constantly surprised. I still can’t peg exactly what it is about her face that looks so different..but in these pics it looks like her eyes
.
Her face is still getting more bizarre as time goes on though.
What a man!
I see a hint of moustache in these pics.
Since gaining and then losing weight Janet looks more bizarre than ever.
She just looks so manufactured! And those titties? She must have the same plastic surgeon as Vivica Fox.
