There is no cleaning that bitch’s dirty mouth!

“These days I’m 53 being asked out on dates by 20-year-olds, because I have a young energy. I see nothing wrong with it, but it bothers my children who are in that age group.”

- Janice Dickinson still likes her men young.

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Janice Dickinson on the Today Show this morning, being..you know, Janice!

Some of my favorite Janice quotes from the interview…

“It’s a docu-drama - not a reality show.”

“I don’t understand what too ethnic is - you know, is it because I have sloppy lips and squinty eyes?”

“Tyra Banks is FAT.”

I also like how at the end of the video she rudely cuts off Al Roaker once he started talking about his two daughters. How dare he talk about himself let alone his family in the presence of Janice! Gawd, what an attention whore she is. Me, me me. My, my, my…I, I, I.

She’s such a pig.

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Janice Dickinson’s son Nathan Fields has begged his mother to stop having plastic surgery - because he’s afraid excessive operations will ruin her looks. The 20-year-old - who is the former supermodel’s son from her marriage to movie producer Simon Fields - has pleaded with 52-year-old Dickinson to quit her “obsession”, because he thinks she is already beautiful.

He tells British magazine Closer, “We’ve made a deal that from now on there will be no more. Well, she’s said she won’t touch the face at least. I’m not sure whether I believe her - she’ll just do what she wants anyway. I just don’t think she needs surgery. She’s a beautiful lady and doesn’t need anything worked on. But we’re talking about a woman who’s on quest for eternal youth.”

Dickinson recently underwent a brow and neck lift and has confessed to spending up to $100,000 on cosmetic surgery.

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Gallery of the Absurd just keeps cranking them out, love this one of Janice Dickinson!

“It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!”

Janice Dickinson, known for claiming to be the world’s first supermodel and for her numerous plastic surgeries, has once again gone under the knife.

Janice, 52, loves to tell people about her nips and tucks and has no problem going public with her latest procedure.

On Monday she had a tummy tuck and a mini neck lift in Beverly Hills.

A source said,

“Janice knows people will think she didn’t need a tummy tuck, (she’s been) complaining about a lot of extra skin“ around her stomach.

The source added that Janice is only doing the neck lift because she was already going under. Maybe she should look into getting her penis chopped off while she’s under as well!

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